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Author | : Clyde D'Souza |
Publisher | : Random House India |
Total Pages | : 151 |
Release | : 2012-05-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 818400172X |
Some people can kiss ass naturally, some can’t do it to save their lives, and many just don’t know how! Kissing Ass: The Art of Office Politics is a no-bullshit, jargon-free, non-sloppy guide that breaks down typical workplace situations and offers you not textbook advice but real sucking-up solutions to them. From nervous first days to elated farewell mails, Kissing Ass gives you tips and tricks on how to act, react, or play dumb as per the scenario. Learn different types of ego massage techniques, what to say to the CEO in the loo, how to reply to work emails over weekends, and, yes, even how to deal with sex at work! So polish your corporate lips, pucker up, and get ready to kiss your way to success.
Author | : Carter Taft |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 102 |
Release | : 2019-09-07 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781691676019 |
Kissing ass is one of the most important things job seekers and employees need to learn. Fortunately for the majority of our population, you do not need a degree from an Ivy to learn this skill.Nearly every one of us has the capacity to be a kiss ass. People like to feel good about themselves! If you put someone else before yourself for just a little bit of time, that person will take care of you. In life, it doesn't matter if you want to be a teacher in France or an intern on Wall Street, it's not about what you know, it's who you know, so pucker up.If you're sick of hearing this saying, then it's time to get over it and face the music. It's the truth. Thankfully, I have learned to take the "who you know" aspect to the next level. Although you are probably well over school by now, please allow me to teach you a little lesson.There will always be someone above you who will be the reason that you do or do not get the job/promotion/boyfriend etc. Whether it's your boyfriend's mother or a networking opportunity, put on your game face and kiss ass like you've never kissed one before.Here's a trick to getting on someone's good side: always ask about his or her family. Do your research and know what's going on. Don't act like you haven't already Facebook stalked their entire family tree.Keep it simple with something like, "Hey Mark, how's Becky doing? I see she's working really hard on her music." Cue the fireworks because you are in. There is nothing someone cares more about than his or her flesh and blood.If you let them know that you have taken the time to not only ask about them, but to check up on their family...can you say brownie points?Stay up to date on what is going on in your target's life. If he or she has been working hard at the gym, let them know that you see results (regardless of what he or she actually looks like).Kissing ass is basically the same thing as being someone's b*tch. Offer to get your boss a coffee on your way out the door or go out of your way to pick up their favorite pastry from the shop down the street.This will let him or her know that while you have taken the time to invest in his/her interests that you are also just a friendly and nice person who enjoys doing nice things for people. Whether you are this person or not, fake it till you freaking make it.This is where this notebook becomes essential. To know the correct ass kissing topics, you must record everything about your boss while the information is fresh. You never know when a comment the boss makes may become a valuable asset in your ass kissing mission. The boss may mention in passing on day that he is a huge Yankees fan. How fast will your stock rise when you happen to mention that you have two tickets to the game that you aren't using. You never would have been in position to pull off that nuclear ass kiss if you hadn't jotted down "Big Yankees fan" in the notebook.Good luck and happy ass kissing.
Author | : Tom McCaffrey |
Publisher | : Claire Trilogy |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2022-03-24 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781684339068 |
This final installment of The Claire Trilogy picks up where An Alien Appeal leaves off, expands the roster of mystical characters and introduces the next generation of Terran-Centauri hybrids. When the interstellar childrens' powers are inadvertently exposed to the Internet, Machiavellian twin tech tyrants attempt to kidnap them for their own nefarious purposes. During the ultimate showdown between Claire and her family of misfits, one of the most powerful corporations on earth and the United States military, love is tested and lives are forfeited. Where will the survivors go from here? Be ready to say goodbye.
Author | : Ademar Gomes |
Publisher | : Beckham Publications Group, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 74 |
Release | : 2005-12 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 0931761964 |
This remarkable manual will help anyone to enter the important brotherhood of employee ass kissing. After all, everything is worth doing when the reward is worth having. Here, at your fingertips, are the 'recipes', that should be studied and restudied.
Author | : Anthony X |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 340 |
Release | : 2016-11-09 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1524649422 |
This book is his journeya Black Kiss-story thats full of funny, entertaining, and in some cases, heartbreaking stories of his years as a die-hard Kiss fan committed to the hottest band in the land. Its the voice for everyone who was there and remembers what it was like being a hardcore Kiss fan back in the day, with all the mystery, excitement, anticipation, and mania, but also the rejection, taunting, and funny looks. So get ready to go back to a time before you had a full-time job, responsibilities, commitments, the stress of daily life, and when Kiss was the most important thing in your life. Get ready to relive your magical Kiss years all over again.
Author | : Ruta Lee |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 274 |
Release | : 2021-03-23 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 9781735383446 |
A biography of singer, dancer and actress Ruta Lee
Author | : White Elephant Secret Santa Publishing |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 102 |
Release | : 2019-07-23 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781082057656 |
White Elephant Gift: Blank Lined, Great White Elephant, Secret Santa, Funny Gag Gift, Journal Notebook This funny blank lined notebook is a perfect gift for that special coworker white elephant Christmas party at work, gag gift for any occasion, Secret Santa gift at the office, birthday, Christmas. Perfect for writing ideas, get creative with lists, to write thoughts about life in general. Can also be used as a diary or taking notes at school. Also great for teacher appreciation gifts. Every page is filled with composition style pages. Size is 6x9 inches, soft matte finish cover, white paper 100 pages, quality paper, paperback.
Author | : Tony Reeves |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 102 |
Release | : 2019-12-20 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781678401726 |
Sarcastic Quotes For Annoying Boss Or Colleague In Your Office. If you would like to see a sample of the notebook, click on the "Look Inside" feature. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 12.48 x 9.25 Inch" Interior: Trim Size 6 x 9 No Bleed, White Lined Paper Pages: 100
Author | : Kathryn Ullrich |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 264 |
Release | : 2010 |
Genre | : Career development |
ISBN | : 9789843905024 |
You're ambitious. You have landed a great job or are moving along in your career. What's next? Learn strategies that will enable you to climb to the top of the career ladder. In today's job market, you've encountered a huge, fundamental shift in the corporate world: many companies are no longer routinely grooming employees for senior-level executive positions. Career development is now up to the individual. You must chart your own roadmap for career development in order to be resilient when the job market fluctuates wildly. You have to define your own success and career strategy, and invest time in creating an effective action plan if you're going to become a VP or CEO. What are the career paths and must-have leadership skills you need to ascend to the ultimate position in your field? Getting to the Top was especially written for employees to take responsibility for their own career success by Silicon Valley executive recruiter Kathryn Ullrich. From thousands of interviews she conducted as an executive recruiter and leader of Getting to the Top career programs at UCLA Anderson School of Management and Stanford Graduate School of Business, Ullrich has learned and analyzed career path categories for marketing, sales, product and brand management, corporate communications, strategic alliances, business development, and CEOs. In this book, Ullrich shares executive success stories, findings of her groundbreaking career path research, essential skills for career advancement in a career pyramid of skills at the top, and a customizable Career Action Plan that guides readers to career success. You will reach the career success you desire by putting into action the guidelines you'll learn in Getting to the Top Praise for Getting to the Top: "A book for anyone who wants career success " -- Marshall Goldsmith, author of MOJO and What Got You Here Won't Get You There "Getting to the Top is a real-world mix of executive recruiting, career development, and career coaching advice that teaches you how to take control of your own career advancement." -- Annmarie Neal, PsyD, Chief Talent Officer and VP, Cisco Center of Collaborative Leadership "This author really knows her stuff This is one of the most unique and complete career guides that I've ever come across. You won't find everyday tips here. The author not only chronicles her own experience and lessons learned, but provides the rich experience and stories of many (very significant) others." -- Beverly Kaye, CEO, Career Systems International and author of Love 'Em or Lose 'Em "Through countless interviews with senior executives of many of the nation's most successful companies, Kathryn Ullrich has identified and provided key strategies for career advancement, enlivened by numerous fascinating stories characterizing the careers of outstanding business leaders. This is a must-read for those striving to 'get to the top' " -- James J. Duderstadt, President Emeritus, the University of Michigan
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Publisher | : Lenny Manzo |
Total Pages | : 238 |
Release | : 19?? |
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