Crap CVs

Crap CVs
Author: Jenny Crompton
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 125
Release: 2014-10-09
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1405920459

A HILARIOUS COMPILATION OF THE WORST JOB APPLICATIONS IMAGINABLE - A PERFECT STOCKING FILLER OR OFFICE SECRET SANTA GIFT THIS CHRISTMAS. Ever read a truly terrible job application? Or perhaps slightly exaggerated the truth on one of your own... We've all been there - but these are worse. So much worse. From overly-honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, and mortifying personal revelations, to awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, and, of course, outright lies. This hilarious collection of shockingly dreadful job applications, crap CVs and excruciating interviews will have you laughing out loud, while also making you feel so much better about yourself - because at least you weren't ever this bad . . . Application for Employment I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager. Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate. The Interview: Q. Is there anything about this job that you feel you might not be very good at? A. Dealing with people. Q. What person, living or dead, would you most like to meet? A. The living one.

Test Your Bible Knowledge

Test Your Bible Knowledge
Author: Wilson Casey
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 437
Release: 2018-07-03
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1680993682

People are passionate when it comes to the Lord?s word, as the Holy Bible has remained in the top-most rank of bestselling books of all time. Test Your Bible Knowledge is a fun, informative, and entertaining way to see how well you know the Good Book. Trivia expert and author Wilson Casey has compiled 1,206 fascinating questions about the people, history, stories, and facts from the Bible. Each page is a separate quiz with six enlightening and fresh questions with multiple-choice answers. In addition, every correct answer includes references to the relevant chapter and verse in scripture for further study and clarification. It?s the perfect companion for the multitudes wanting to test their biblical knowledge (and keep score if desired). The quizzes cover the entire scope of the Holy Bible, exclusively based on the beloved King James Version. Readers may play as many of the quizzes as desired per sitting, and can skip around or complete them in order. And for easy lookup and reference, there?s a thorough index at the book?s end. Whatever your age, Test Your Bible Knowledge guarantees hours of enlightening fun.

Drones and Flying Robots

Drones and Flying Robots
Author: Mary Lindeen
Publisher: Lerner Publications ™
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2017-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1512470708

With their unique maneuverability, drones and flying robots are used for all kinds of work. Drones can save lives in disasters. They fly over and photograph disaster-stricken areas so relief workers can find those who most need help. Drones can also be a farmer's best friend—they help farmers check on crops from the sky, saving them time, money, and a whole lot of work. Discover more fascinating facts about drones and flying robots—from who first invented them to how we'll use them in the future—in this up-close look at cutting-edge technology!

Applied Physics

Applied Physics
Author: Dale Ewen
Publisher: Pearson College Division
Total Pages: 739
Release: 2012
Genre: Science
ISBN: 9780136116332

This highly successful textbook presents clear, to-the-point topical coverage of basic physics applied to industrial and technical fields. A wealth of real-world applications are presented, motivating students by teaching physics concepts in context. KEY FEATURES: Detailed, well-illustrated examples support student understanding of skills and concepts. Extensive problem sets assist student learning by providing ample opportunity for practice. Physics Connections relate the text material to everyday life experiences. Applied Concepts problems foster critical thinking. Try This Activity involve demonstrations or mini-activities that can be performed by students to experience a physics concept. Biographical sketches of important scientists connect ideas with real people. Unique Problem-Solving Method This textbook teaches students to use a proven, effective problem-solving methodology. The consistent use of this special problem-solving method trains students to make a sketch, identify the data elements, select the appropriate equation, solve for the unknown quantity, and substitute the data in the working equation. An icon that outlines the method is placed in the margin of most problem sets as a reminder to students. NEW TO THIS EDITION NEW! Appendix C, Problem-Solving Strategy: Dimensional and Unit Analysis NEW! Section on Alternative Energy Sources NEW! "Physics Connections" features More than 80 new color photos and 30 art illustrations enhance student learning A companion Laboratory Manual contains laboratory exercises that reinforce and illustrate the physics principles. For Additional online resources visit: www.prenhall.com/ewen

John Deere Shop Manual

John Deere Shop Manual
Author: John Deere
Publisher: Ravenio Books
Total Pages: 329
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This individual Shop Manual is one unit of a series on agricultural wheel type tractors. Contained in it are the necessary specifications and the brief but terse procedural data needed by a mechanic when repairing a tractor on which he has had no previous actual experience. The material is arranged in a systematic order beginning with an index which is followed immediately by a Table of Condensed Service Specifications. These specifications include dimensions, fits, clearances and timing instructions. Next in order of arrangement is the procedures section. In the procedures section, the order of presentation starts with the front axle system and steering and proceeds toward the rear axle. The last portion of the procedures section is devoted to the power take-off and power lift systems. Interspersed where needed in this section are additional tabular specifications pertaining to wear limits, torquing. etc.