I Broke My Butt!

I Broke My Butt!
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2019-10-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486844234

The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!

I need a new bum

I need a new bum
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1877514578

I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

I Need a New Bum! and Other Stories

I Need a New Bum! and Other Stories
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher:
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2017-11
Genre: Beaches
ISBN: 9780947506322

With their unique brand of rhyme, crazy humour and zany drawings, Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird have become a favourite with kids worldwide. Together with the bestselling I Need a New Bum!, this special collection returns to print two other hilarious tales: Doggy Doo on my Shoe and Seagull Sid (and the naughty things his seagulls did!).

Ive Broken MY BUM! and Other Stories

Ive Broken MY BUM! and Other Stories
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021
Genre: Buttocks
ISBN: 9780947506940

The laugh-a-lot team of Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird brings three of their best stories together in this volume of funny, fantastical and fearless characters!

The Wonky Donkey

The Wonky Donkey
Author: Craig Smith
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0545261244

Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, My Butt is So NOISY!

I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, My Butt is So NOISY!
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 99
Release: 2021-08-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486848639

I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.

Far From You

Far From You
Author: Tess Sharpe
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 317
Release: 2014-04-08
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1423187849

Don’t miss Tess Sharpe’s new novel, 6 Times We Almost Kissed (and One Time We Did). The truth won't let her go. Sophie Winters nearly died. Twice. The first time, she's fourteen, and escapes a near-fatal car accident with scars, a bum leg, and an addiction to Oxy that'll take years to kick. The second time, she's seventeen, and it's no accident. Sophie and her best friend Mina are confronted by a masked man in the woods. Sophie survives, but Mina is not so lucky. When the cops deem Mina's murder a drug deal gone wrong, casting partial blame on Sophie, no one will believe the truth: Sophie has been clean for months, and it was Mina who led her into the woods that night for a meeting shrouded in mystery. After a forced stint in rehab, Sophie returns home to a chilly new reality. Mina's brother won't speak to her, her parents fear she'll relapse, old friends have become enemies, and Sophie has to learn how to live without her other half. To make matters worse, no one is looking in the right places and Sophie must search for Mina's murderer on her own. But with every step, Sophie comes closer to revealing all: about herself, about Mina---and about the secret they shared.

Escapology

Escapology
Author: Ren Warom
Publisher: Titan Books (US, CA)
Total Pages: 332
Release: 2016-06-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1785650920

Shock Pao is the best. In the virtual world the Slip there’s nothing he can’t steal for the right price. Outside the Slip, though, he’s a Fail – no degree, no job. So when his ex offers him a job, breaking into a corporate databank, he accepts—it’s either that, or find himself a nice bench to sleep under. Amiga works for psychotic crime lord Twist Calhoun so when Shock’s war comes to her, it’s her job to bring him to Twist, dead or alive.

Victory Over Japan

Victory Over Japan
Author: Ellen Gilchrist
Publisher: Diversion Books
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2014-01-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1940941148

Originally published in 1984, this collection of 14 short stories set in Arkansas and Mississippi went on to win that year’s National Book Award for fiction, confirming Ellen Gilchrist’s place as one of the preeminent literary talents of her generation. Victory Over Japan takes us into the lives of an unforgettable group of Southern women — beautiful, complicated, enchanting, and sometimes dangerous — in and out of bars, marriages, divorces, lovers' arms, and even earthquakes, in an attempt to find happiness, or at least some satisfaction. Throughout these stories, one hears echoes of Flannery O'Connor and Eudora Welty, but Ms. Gilchrist has her own unique literary voice, and it is outrageously funny, moving, tragic, and always appealing. PRAISE: “To say that Ellen Gilchrist can write is to say that Placido Domingo can sing. All you need to do is listen.” —Jonathan Yardley, The Washington Post “She is what they call a natural, writing with passion, authority and a noticeable lack of the self-consciousness that weighs down much of contemporary fiction.” —San Francisco Examiner-Chronicle “Ellen Gilchrist’s achievement is to create lives which refuse to be bound on the page by words and sentences . . . the writing is full of understanding that doesn’t advertise itself as perception or insight.” —London Daily Telegraph

Doctor Grundy's Undies

Doctor Grundy's Undies
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2019-05-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486832481

A strong gust of wind sweeps Doctor Grundy's best undies—brand-new, and decorated with tiger stripes and tiger eyes off the clothesline. The unusual undergarments go flapping out to sea and across many different lands. Who will get to keep them? A cracked crew of pirates? A silly Scottish bagpiper? You'll find out in this fun-filled and irreverent world tour. The adventure is XXL, just like the fabulous undies, and loaded with clever rhymes and winsome pictures by the bestselling team of storyteller Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird, the cheeky creators of I Need A New Butt!