It Could Have Been Worse

It Could Have Been Worse
Author: A. H. Benjamin
Publisher: Little Tiger Press
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2000-02-01
Genre: Mice
ISBN: 9781854306654

While walking home, an "unlucky" mouse suffers minor mishaps which repeatedly save him from being eaten by various animals.

"Could Be Worse!"

Author: James Stevenson
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1987-05-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0688070353

"Unexcitable Gramps surprises everyone with a whopping tale of derring-do that proves there's life in the old boy yet. Stevenson's watercolors couldn't be better."--School Library Journal.

It Could Always be Worse

It Could Always be Worse
Author: Margot Zemach
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1990
Genre: Children's stories, American
ISBN: 9781435203891

Unable to stand his overcrowded and noisy home any longer, a poor man goes to the Rabbi for advice. Overrun by his growing family in their cramped and shrinking hut, the unfortunate man follows a Rabbi's advice -- with hilarious results.

It Could Be Worse

It Could Be Worse
Author: Einat Tsarfati
Publisher: Candlewick
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2021-06-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1536217913

Could it get any worse? Two shipwrecked sailors have different views of an absurd series of dilemmas in a wry, visually lavish tale for pessimists and optimists alike. As a pair of shipwrecked sailors float on what’s left of their ship, Albertini is none too happy. The rain, he observes, is unfair enough. Then the flying fish appear overhead—the ones with the sick stomachs. And the singing mermaids, leaving infernal earworms in their wake. There’s the ghost ship full of pirates and the ark teeming with ravenous beasts. But no matter how bad the situation seems, George, cheerfully playing his harmonica, reminds his friend it could always be worse. Ahhhh! But hang on . . . is that a giant whale with an overpowering case of tuna breath? Delightfully detailed illustrations add visual comedy to a meditation on tough times that shows that even the worst days can turn around—especially with friends.

Kids Pick The Funniest Poems

Kids Pick The Funniest Poems
Author: Bruce Lansky
Publisher: Hachette+ORM
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2013-03-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1476768501

Betcha laugh! This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It's a classic because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children's poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better.

It's Even Worse Than You Think

It's Even Worse Than You Think
Author: David Cay Johnston
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2018-01-16
Genre: Political Science
ISBN: 1501174177

From David Cay Johnston, the Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and author of the bestselling The Making of Donald Trump, comes his New York Times bestseller about how the Trump Administration’s policies will affect our jobs, savings, taxes, and safety—completed revised and updated. New York Times bestselling author and longtime Trump observer David Cay Johnston shines a light on the political termites who have infested our government under the Trump administration, destroying it from within and compromising our jobs, safety, finances, and more. In It’s Even Worse Than You Think, Johnston exposes shocking details about the Mexican border wall, and how American consumers will end up paying for it, if it ever gets built; climate change, and all about Scott Pruitt who spent much of his career trying to destroy the agency he now heads; stocking—not draining—the swamp, despite his promise to do the opposite, Trump has filled his cabinet with millionaires and billionaires; and the Kleptocracy, where Donald Jr. and Eric run an eyes-wide-open blind trust of Trump holdings to avoid the appearance of conflict of interest—but not the reality. With story after story, It’s Even Worse Than You Think "diagnoses the Trump administration as a…government by the least qualified and most venal among us” (The Washington Post). This is “a momentously thorough account of President Trump’s alarmingly chaotic first year in office…a precise and fiery indictment of an unstable, unethical president that concludes with a call for us to defend our democracy” (Booklist) and is “urgent, necessary reading” (Kirkus Reviews).

Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes

Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes
Author: Eric LaRocca
Publisher: Titan Books (US, CA)
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2022-09-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1803361506

"Amongst the Top 50 Horror Books of All Time" - Cosmopolitan Three dark and disturbing horror stories from an astonishing new voice, including the viral-sensation tale of obsession, Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke. For fans of Kathe Koja, Clive Barker and Stephen Graham Jones. Winner of the Splatterpunk Award for Best Novella. A whirlpool of darkness churns at the heart of a macabre ballet between two lonely young women in an internet chat room in the early 2000s—a darkness that threatens to forever transform them once they finally succumb to their most horrific desires. A couple isolate themselves on a remote island in an attempt to recover from their teenage son’s death, when a mysterious young man knocks on their door during a storm… And a man confronts his neighbour when he discovers a strange object in his back yard, only to be drawn into an ever-more dangerous game. Three devastating, beautifully written horror stories from one of the genre’s most cutting-edge voices. What have you done today to deserve your eyes?

It might have been worse

It might have been worse
Author: Beatrice Larned Massey
Publisher: BEYOND BOOKS HUB
Total Pages: 80
Release: 2023-09-24
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

May I state, at the start, that this account of our motor trip from New York City to San Francisco is intended to be not only a road map and a motor guide for prospective tourists, but also to interest the would-be or near motorists who take dream trips to the Pacific? It sounds like a rather large order, to motor across this vast continent, but in reality it is simple, and the most interesting trip I have ever taken in our own country or abroad. There are so many so-called “highways” to follow, and numerous routes which, according to the folders, have “good roads and first-class accommodations all the way” that hundreds of unsuspecting citizens are touring across every year. I can speak only for ourselves, and will doubtless call down the criticism of many who have taken any other route. On the whole, it has been a revelation, and, to my mind, the only way to get a first-hand knowledge of our country, its people, the scenery, and last, but not the least, its roads good, bad, and infinitely worse....FROM THE BOOKS.

It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Me

It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Me
Author: Ariel Leve
Publisher: Granta Books
Total Pages: 314
Release: 2010-06-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1846273161

Hypochondriac, neurotic and a habitual worrier, Ariel Leve has always looked on the blighted side of life. She counts it a good day if she manages to get out of bed. If someone should ask: what's the worst that can happen? she has a ready-made list and lives in permanent fear of what's to come. But at least, as a pessimist, she's fully prepared for any eventuality: people who see the glass half full are only a spill away from disappointment. Whether you've been dumped by the love of your life, lost your job, said the wrong thing at a party, or forgotten to have children, Ariel is there to remind you that it could be worse ... you could be her.

The Only Thing Worse Than Me Is You

The Only Thing Worse Than Me Is You
Author: Lily Anderson
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2016-05-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1250079098

After years of competing against each other, Trixie and Ben form a fandom-based tentative friendship when their best friends start dating each other, but after Trixie's friend gets expelled for cheating they have to choose which side they are on.