Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Hundreds Of Kids Jokes They Can Tell Anywhere!

Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Hundreds Of Kids Jokes They Can Tell Anywhere!
Author: Franklin Yantz
Publisher: Insults Anywhere
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2014-08-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Whether you're a kid or just a kid at heart, the jokes in this book will make you laugh! Tell them at school, in the office, at church, family reunions, and anywhere else you can think of! It's a smorgasbord of silliness! A compilation of comedy! A feast of funny! Your children will never be without a joke! Jokes about animals, holidays, school, knock knock jokes, and more? Check! You won't ever be never without a joke again! "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead

Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
Author: Franklin Yantz
Publisher: Insults Anywhere
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2014-08-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery! Even the cover of the book is so scary that you've died from fright just now and are a ghost! Also, what's that behind you? More jokes? Oh, it's just someone drinking a bottle of sparkling water. Oh wait it's a skeleton! [sound of creaking door] So enjoy these hundreds of jokes for the whole family and don't worry about all those Draculas. Except for that one that's right behind you again! [sound of creepy music] "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

Easy Smashwords Formatting In Microsoft Office

Easy Smashwords Formatting In Microsoft Office
Author: Jay Johnson
Publisher: Jay Johnson
Total Pages: 15
Release: 2014-09-17
Genre: Study Aids
ISBN:

Welcome to Easy Smashwords Formatting In Microsoft Office. In this guide you'll learn the ten steps it takes to get your book into the Smashwords Premium Distribution Program every time. This book is specifically designed for those of you who prefer to use Microsoft Word 2007 and above however it will work reasonably well with other versions of Word. My book, however, is just for those who want an exact step by step guide to the Nuclear Method. In it you'll discover how to get your book into the Premium Catalog and save time doing it in Microsoft Word.

Insults Anywhere Kids Presents T'was The Jokes Before Christmas

Insults Anywhere Kids Presents T'was The Jokes Before Christmas
Author: Franklin Yantz
Publisher: Insults Anywhere
Total Pages: 17
Release: 2014-08-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Franklin Yantz (1980 - Present)is the founder of Insults Anywhere Labs, the premiere joke R & D department in the continuous United States. Founded in 2001, after discovering that the Y2K bug hadn't destroyed the world and caused radioactive alien cockroaches to take over the Earth, Insults Anywhere made the reintroduction of bad taste jokes and one liners it's primary focus. Today, Mr. Yantz and his team of crack researchers are using their newest discovery called "internet" to "digitally" share their life's work with anyone who feels they want to become popular possibly in all the wrong ways. Our motto is: "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

Insults Anywher Presents The Thinking Mans Guide To Yo Mama Jokes

Insults Anywher Presents The Thinking Mans Guide To Yo Mama Jokes
Author: Franklin Yantz
Publisher: Insults Anywhere
Total Pages: 23
Release: 2014-08-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

The jokes in this book are for connoisseurs of other people's mothers. If you feel the jokes in this book describe your mom more then anyone else's mom then she may have already been one of our research subjects! Congratulations! Insults Anywhere has spent exhaustive hours in the R&D labs with some of the most "interesting" mom's on the planet. Consequently, we also developed one of the most powerful mind erasing drugs around. We couldn't let our staff be too scared from their research! "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

Plain Talk Volume 2

Plain Talk Volume 2
Author: Corey Washington
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 141
Release: 2010-05-24
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1450094279

Official Website for Plain Talk Volume 1 Official Website for Plain talk Volume 2 Amazon link to Plain Talk Link to interview with Voices on the net with host J. J. Plain Talk is an easy read offering a brief overview of race in America. The book, which should land on the bookshelves of all races, is appropriately subtitled, everything you ever and never wanted to know about racism and stereotypes.Rob Redding Redding News Review

The Pink House

The Pink House
Author: David Dinklage
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 266
Release: 2007-12
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0595443141

REDFISH."Ina still and shallow surf he fishes sandbar white and shell pink redfish in much the same manner he would fish bonefish in other waters." STRIPED BASS."he is telling about the rumor of a spotter plane out of the Chesapeake reporting a thirty-seven mile long school of large striped bass coming down along the coast of Virginia." BLUEFISH."the boys are running along a summer afternoon's surf chasing flighty schools of small blues scattering bait beneath the terns." BONEFISH."they mount the edge of the sill in cautious sallies, keeping their shadows close beneath them; briefly on, quickly off." POMPANO."there were shoals of pompano turning in the evening surf like polychromatic discs returning the last violet rays of the sinking sun." TUNA."and he told of his years with the charter boat fleet hunting the giant tuna, the giant tuna that were no more." GROUPER."they fished tarred hand lines without leaders and sunk with sash weights the hooks baited with orange chunks of conch."

Studying The Social Worlds Of Children

Studying The Social Worlds Of Children
Author: Frances Chaput Waksler
Publisher: Routledge
Total Pages: 293
Release: 2003-09-02
Genre: Education
ISBN: 1135427585

First published in 1991. Routledge is an imprint of Taylor & Francis, an informa company.

Waiting to be Heard

Waiting to be Heard
Author: Bogusia J. Wojciechowska
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 418
Release: 2009
Genre: Oral biography
ISBN: 1449013708

Waiting to be Heard is the voice of the persecuted, the brave, the hopeful, the betrayed and the determined. It is a testament to the strength of the human spirit and to a generation that did not see itself as 'victims, ' but as 'survivors.' Studies of the War and post-War years have traditionally focused on political and military history. In recent years there has been a greater interest in the social consequences of the War. Nevertheless, discussions relating to the displacement of the Polish-born usually focus on the Holocaust interpreted as a Jewish-only phenomenon. Yet, in the years 1939-45, Poland lost 6,029,000, or 22%, of its total population, including approximately 3 million of its Christian residents. Many of those who survived the War, at its conclusion, were scattered all over the world; by the end of 1945, 249,000 members of the Polish Armed Forces were under British command, with 41,400 dependants in the United Kingdom, Italy, East and South Africa, New Zealand, India, Palestine, Mexico and Western Germany. These refugees have long sought a voice for their experiences. The website, www.PolishDiaspora.net, was created in 2006 by Dr. Wojciechowska as a forum for their voices. The international deluge of interest in the project resulted in Waiting to be Heard. While some participants had talked and written about their experiences before, the majority had not discussed their experiences with anyone outside their immediate social circle. And the memories are still painful, as exemplified by one participant who said, "God, I askyou; allow me to forget those days and weeks when I lay on piles of corpses in the hope of finding a tiny bit of warmth; allow me to forget the licking of ice from the walls of the cattle wagons; allow me to lose my memory of those years "

Yes, I Would...

Yes, I Would...
Author: Katharine Branning
Publisher: Blue Dome Press
Total Pages: 345
Release: 2010-08-16
Genre: Travel
ISBN: 193529590X

Yes, I Would... comprises a series of imaginary letters written to Lady Mary Montagu, whose famous Embassy Letters were written in 1716-1718 during her stay in Turkey as the wife of the English ambassador. The author uses themes dear to Lady Mary, such as culture, art, religion, women and daily life, to reflect on those same topics as encountered during the author's past 30 years of travel in Turkey.