I'm Not a Pig in Underpants

I'm Not a Pig in Underpants
Author: Elwood Smith
Publisher: Creative Editions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-08-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781568462295

Do you enjoy a good mystery? How about one written in irresistible rhyme? Follow a series of delightful, poetic clues as they lead you past strutting storks in top hats, a drumming spittlebug, and a bike-riding pig in underpants! In this laugh-out-loud story written and illustrated by Elwood H. Smith, a mysterious animal narrator invites readers to figure out its identity, offering up visual hints while ruling out certain possibilities. Readers of all ages will enjoy the ride as this mystery flies, rides, swings, and bounces to its revealing conclusion.

The Day I Wore My Panties Inside Out

The Day I Wore My Panties Inside Out
Author: Jen Tucker
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2011-06-29
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0983360766

Some days are better than others. Have you ever had one of those days when you just felt like you couldn't catch a break. Author Jen Tucker shares one of hers with you with humor and a little bit of sass.

The Devil's Panties Volume 1

The Devil's Panties Volume 1
Author: Jennie Breeden
Publisher: Devil's Panties LLC
Total Pages: 349
Release:
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 0983286043

Running the register at a comic shop, waiting tables at a restaurant... this wasn't quite what Jennie had in mind after graduating with a shiny degree in Sequential Art(though it may have been what was in everyone else's mind). As life overwhelmed her and her drawing hand withered away, Jennie made a promise to herself to stay in practice by drawing a new comic every single day. This first volume is a compilation of those comics. From dating and clubbing to trying to make it as an artist, follow along as Jennie chronicles her daily struggles, sorrows, joys and WTFs in life.

The Color of Her Panties

The Color of Her Panties
Author: Piers Anthony
Publisher: Open Road Media
Total Pages: 318
Release: 2024-07-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1504089448

A merwoman and a goblin girl each take on dangerous quests in this hilarious fantasy adventure by a New York Times–bestselling author. In Xanth, almost everything is magic, and whatever isn’t is probably lying. The land is also more dangerous than the sea, but that isn’t going to stop Mela Merwoman, who is searching for a husband. With her options running low, she transforms into a human and leaves the safety of the sea to ask Good Magician Humfrey for assistance. But before Mela can begin her quest, she must first indulge in the landbound custom of wearing clothes, which means picking out what to wear . . . from the trees, of course. While Mela can pick her clothes, Gwenny Goblin cannot pick her family. Her awful half-brother, Gobble, will be the next chief of the goblin horde, if Gwenny doesn’t take the title first. To do so, she must prove her courage through stealing an egg that lies between a deadly roc and a hard place. With the help of Che Centaur and Jenny Elf—and maybe even Mela—Gwenny just might make it back home alive . . .

Black Diamond

Black Diamond
Author: Zakes Mda
Publisher: Penguin Random House South Africa
Total Pages: 243
Release: 2012-10-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0143027506

Kristin Uys is a tough Roodepoort magistrate who lives alone with her cat. She is on a one-woman crusade to wipe out prostitution in the town for reasons that have personal significance for her. Although she is unable to convict the Visagie Brothers, Stevo and Shortie, on charges of running a brothel, she manages to nail Stevo for contempt of court and gives him a summary six-month sentence. From Diepkloof Prison, the outraged Stevo orchestrates his revenge against the magistrate, aided and abetted by his rather inept brother Shortie and his erstwhile nanny, Aunt Magda, who believes mass action will force the powers that be to release Stevo. Kristin receives menacing phone calls and her home is invaded and vandalised. Even her cat is threatened. The chief magistrate insists on assigning a bodyguard to protect her. To Kristin's consternation, security guard Don Mateza moves into her home and trails her everywhere. Nor does this suit Don's long-time girlfriend Tumi, former model and successful businesswoman, who is intent on turning Don into a Black Diamond sooner rather than later. And Don soon finds that his new assignment has unexpected complications which Tumi simply does not understand. In Black Diamond, Zakes Mda tackles every conceivable South African stereotype, skilfully (and with the lightest touch) turning them upside down and exposing their ironies, often hilariously. This is a clever, quirky novel that captures the essence of contemporary life in Gauteng and will resonate with all South Africans.

Faerie Brace-Face

Faerie Brace-Face
Author: Lotus Rose
Publisher: Death Pout
Total Pages: 191
Release: 2010-10-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

In this romantic sci fi/fantasy tale, Darren is a human boy who's fallen in love with a fairy girl named Cabby. So when Cabby is forced to wear braces and flees their village as a result, Darren has no choice but to follow the girl he loves, because he never wants to be without her in his life.He finds himself sucked into surreal adventures he hadn't expected, but he endures it all for his beloved Cabby. This book is a treat for your inner child, a fantastical, unapologetically playful fairy story that is always utterly romantic. This book is the first in a trilogy, followed by Revenge of the Faebots, and The Return of Mackenzie. Keywords: dark fairies, faeries, braces

Talking Pigs and Magical Ladies

Talking Pigs and Magical Ladies
Author: Templeton Moss
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2018-03-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1387639242

You know "Snow White," you've read "Goldilocks," and, frankly, you're a little sick of "Red Riding Hood." Looking for something new? Something different? Something ridiculous? Then this is absolutely the right book for you! Fairy tale lovers of all ages will enjoy these sorta silly stories about heroic ducks, brave kids, singing mermaids, foolish princes, friendly monsters, talking pigs and magical ladies.

Ryan's Brain

Ryan's Brain
Author: Michael Lawrence
Publisher: Orchard Books
Total Pages: 186
Release: 2011-01-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1408306727

This eighth Jiggy McCue story sees Jiggy and his pals, Angie and Pete, as usual, in trouble. This time, they are under threat from the brain of Bryan Ryan, one of their classmates. Bryan's Brain is out of control and threatening to take over the world! And only Jiggy, Pete and Angie, the 'Three Musketeers', can stop it. One for All and All for Lunch!

Decision Point

Decision Point
Author: Mitch L. Gohman
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 693
Release: 2008-07
Genre:
ISBN: 1434392805

Toward Spiritual Sovereignty diagnoses societal samodaya (Buddhist terminology for emotional craving). The author uses extensive knowledge and wisdom from masters of ages past and present to refocus the spirit of man (spiritus mundi) on a wholesome re-creation of the world community. Every soul has the divine right to determine his or her sacred path to their unique destiny upon the horizons of learned choice. Political aggression, (governmental power), religious aggression (proselytizing), and financial aggression (voracious capitalism) provide conflict and work against the realization of happiness and wellbeing. These works are an attempt to advocate for the abolition of hindrance toward those ends, to advocate, without fetter, for spiritual sovereignty of every soul.Each person, Homo Divinitas (man of Divinity) should be able to experience life without threat. Threat can manifest in the form of hunger, poverty, illiteracy, illness, or physical/emotional/spiritual aggression. The 21st century provides an atmosphere of escalating violence, and terror, amidst the Middle East in particular, and the world in general. Such as the Roman Forum prior to the turn of the first millennia after Christ, mankind seems unable or unwilling to cease participation in the spiritual morphine of violence whether real, virtual, or vicarious. Mr. Casperson's authorship proposes effective measures for self-enlightenment and effective ways to cope with violence and political and religious terrorism. Comments and e-dialog are encouraged at the johncasperson.com website blog/site.