I Wanna New Room

I Wanna New Room
Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2010-12-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101550163

A hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Ever since their baby sister came along, Alex has been forced to share a room with his little brother, Ethan, and it's a nightmare. Ethan always breaks stuff, snores like a walrus, and sticks crayons up his nose. No hardworking, well-behaved, practically grown-up boy like Alex should have to put up with that! Writing letters to his mom convinced her to let him get his pet iguana, so Alex puts pencil to paper again, this time determined to get his own room. Though all of his powers of persuasion can't get his dad to expand the house, he does come through with a fun alternative to give Alex some space of his own.

I Wanna Iguana

I Wanna Iguana
Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2004-09-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0399237178

Hilarious notes between a son and his mom show how kid logic can be very persuasive. Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassures her: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house His mom's reply: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? Kis will be in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes, and the lively, imaginative illustrations showing their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana take the humor to even higher heights.

I Wanna Go Home

I Wanna Go Home
Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2014-09-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0399254072

Another hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Alex is not happy about being sent to his grandparents’ retirement community while his parents go on a fabulous vacation. What could be worse than tagging along to Grandma’s boring bridge game or enduring the sight of Grandpa’s dentures? But as the week goes on, Alex’s desperate emails to his parents turn into stories about ice cream before dinner and stickball with Grandpa. Before he knows it, Alex has made a surprising discovery: grandparents are way cooler than he thought! Masterfully balancing hilarity and heart, Karen Kaufman Orloff and Dave Catrow deliver a story sure to entertain kids and grandparents everywhere.

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud
Author: Max Greenfield
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2023-09-19
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593616596

Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.

Everything You Need for a Treehouse

Everything You Need for a Treehouse
Author: Carter Higgins
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2018-04-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1452153574

Featuring beautiful images and a lyrical text with an exquisitely readable cadence, this book gives life and meaning to all the requisite elements of a treehouse, from time, timber, and rafters to ropes of twisted twine that invite visitors to sprawl out on a limb and slide back down again. For anyone who's ever wanted to escape real life and live in a nostalgic dream come true, this poignant picture book captures the universal timelessness of treehouses and celebrates all the creativity and adventure they spark.

Talk, Oscar, Please!

Talk, Oscar, Please!
Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781402765636

A boy imagines how much more fun he and his dog could have if only the dog would learn to talk.

I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone

I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone
Author: Stephanie Kuehnert
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 409
Release: 2010-11-02
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1416562796

A raw, edgy, emotional novel about growing up punk and living to tell. The Clash. Social Distortion. Dead Kennedys. Patti Smith. The Ramones. Punk rock is in Emily Black's blood. Her mother, Louisa, hit the road to follow the incendiary music scene when Emily was four months old and never came back. Now Emily's all grown up with a punk band of her own, determined to find the tune that will bring her mother home. Because if Louisa really is following the music, shouldn't it lead her right back to Emily?

Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon

Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon
Author: Patty Lovell
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2011-06-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101653876

Be yourself like Molly Lou Melon no matter what a bully may do. Molly Lou Melon is short and clumsy, has buck teeth, and has a voice that sounds like a bullfrog being squeezed by a boa constrictor. She doesn't mind. Her grandmother has always told her to walk proud, smile big, and sing loud, and she takes that advice to heart. But then Molly Lou has to start in a new school. A horrible bully picks on her on the very first day, but Molly Lou Melon knows just what to do about that.

If Mom Had Three Arms

If Mom Had Three Arms
Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2006
Genre: Arm
ISBN: 1402723563

Imagine what might happen if your mother had more than two arms and could shake hands with an octopus or flip numerous pancakes at the same time.

Some Days

Some Days
Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher: Union Square & Co.
Total Pages: 39
Release: 2020-02-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1454941634

“Some days are chocolate pudding pie days. Kites up in the sky days. Jumping super high days.” This rhyming picture book—from the author of the bestselling I Wanna Iguana series and Miles of Smiles—is a moving, powerful, delightful exploration of a child’s shifting feelings. Come along and follow a year in the life of a young boy and girl as they discover their many different and ever-changing emotions, including joy, fear, anger, jealousy, excitement, pride, disappointment, loneliness, and contentment. As children read about “angels in the snow days” as well as “need my mommy now days,” they’ll begin to understand how to cope with both positive and negative feelings.