Notebook

Notebook
Author: Benny Pine
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2020-07-27
Genre:
ISBN:

I Suck At Fantasy Football Rainbow Unicorn Loser T Notebook

I Suck at Fantasy Football: Notebook for Writing

I Suck at Fantasy Football: Notebook for Writing
Author: Desired Creatives Journals
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2018-08-31
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781720003977

This 6" x 9" journal with 100 lined pages makes the perfect gag gift for Fantasy Football losers. Pink with a unicorn and rainbow on it, it will be sure to embarrass the loser.

I Suck at Fantasy Football Funny Unicorn

I Suck at Fantasy Football Funny Unicorn
Author: Unicorn Unicorn Journal
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-01-30
Genre:
ISBN:

Everyone needs a place to record things. Whether the journal is used to record personal thoughts, travels, life events, gratitudes, daily tasks, quotes or notes, it doesn't matter. What matters is that, you pick up a notebook/journal or maybe several notebooks and make journaling a daily habit.

I Suck at Fantasy Football

I Suck at Fantasy Football
Author: Notebooks by Notebooks by BeeJayDeL
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2019-04-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095486542

Great gag gift for football lovers! This cool notebook makes the perfect gift for kids or adults who come in last in your league featuring a rainbow cartoon unicorn! There is plenty of room inside for keeping scores, writing notes, ideas, stories, to-do lists, recipes, grocery lists, homework, drawing, sketching and more! This super cute book can be used as a as a notebook, journal, diary, composition book, sketchbook, doodle diary, dream journal, and much more. This awesome notebook features 120 6" x 9" sized pages (60 sheets) of lined, wide ruled paper and a bright, full-color glossy soft cover. This cute notebook is the perfect gift for so many occasions! This journal is perfect for birthday gifts for all ages, Christmas gifts, stocking stuffers, white elephant, graduation gifts for students, or in a teacher's gift basket! Kids, teens and adults will love this funny journal!

Alistair Grim's Odditorium

Alistair Grim's Odditorium
Author: Gregory Funaro
Publisher: Hachette+ORM
Total Pages: 424
Release: 2015-01-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1484711165

Grubb, age twelve (or thereabouts), has never known anything beyond his miserable existence as a chimney sweep, paid only in insults and abuse by his cruel master. All of that changes the day he stows away in the coach belonging to a mysterious guest at the inn that he is tasked with cleaning. Grubb emerges from Alistair Grim's trunk and into the wondrous world of the Odditorium. Fueled by a glowing blue energy that Grubb can only begin to understand, the Odditorium is home to countless enchanted objects and an eccentric crew that embraces Grubb as one of their own. There's no time for Grubb to settle into his new role as apprentice to the strange, secretive Mr. Grim. When the Odditorium comes under attack, Grubb is whisked off on a perilous adventure. Only he can prevent the Odditorium's magic from falling into evil hands???and his new family from suffering a terrible fate. Grubb knows he's no hero. He's just a chimney sweep. But armed with only his courage and wits, Grubb will confront the life-or-death battle he alone is destined to fight.

Guardians of the Wild Unicorns

Guardians of the Wild Unicorns
Author: Lindsay Littleson
Publisher: Floris Books
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2019-02-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1782505725

'Across the moor galloped a huge dark beast; a heavily muscled horse with a gleaming, rippling black mane. The animal reared up, its hooves cutting the sky, its silken tail streaming like a banner. Its spiralled horn glinted in the sun.' Lewis is cold, wet and miserable on his school residential trip in the highlands of Scotland. The last thing he expects to see is a mythical creature galloping across the bleak moorland. Unicorns aren't real... are they? Lewis and his best friend Rhona find themselves caught up in a dangerous adventure to save the world's last herd of wild unicorns. Fighting against dark forces, battling the wild landscape, and harnessing ancient magic, can they rescue the legendary creatures in time?

My Custom Van

My Custom Van
Author: Michael Ian Black
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2008-07-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1416968032

Get ready for the read of your life. Never before has a single book combined awesome vans, unicorns, Billy Joel, and erotic fiction in such a potent combination. A writing tour de force? Perhaps. A reading experience that will sear itself into your consciousness like a red-hot branding iron? Without question. Comedian and basic cable superstar Michael Ian Black unleashes the full fury of his astonishing intellect in this collection of short comic essays. My Custom Van is a no-holds-barred assault to the funny bone that will literally beat you into submission with hilarity*. How did he do it? How did he create such a fine anthology? Answer: With love. Michael opened his heart and used the magical power of love to write more than fifty thought-provoking essays like, "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow," and "An Open Letter to the Hair Stylist Who Somehow Convinced Me to Get a Perm When I Was in Sixth Grade." Maybe you think love is not a substitute for "good writing skills" and "spell check." Bull pucky! When it comes to writing books, love is the most powerful word processor of all. Sounds pretty great, right? And yet...something is still holding you back from paying the full purchase price of this book. What is it? Perhaps you secretly believe you do not deserve a book this good. Nonsense -- you deserve this book and so much more. In fact, if Michael could have written you all the stars in the sky, that's what he would have done. But he couldn't do that, due to his lack of knowledge in the area of astronomy. So he wrote this book instead. And this flap copy. Enjoy. * Michael Ian Black is not responsible for any actual injuries caused by reading this book.

Mean Baby

Mean Baby
Author: Selma Blair
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2023-05-09
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 059308277X

Selma Blair has played many roles: Ingenue in Cruel Intentions. Preppy ice queen in Legally Blonde. Muse to Karl Lagerfeld. Advocate for the multiple sclerosis community. But before all of that, Selma was known best as … a mean baby. In a memoir that is as wildly funny as it is emotionally shattering, Blair tells the captivating story of growing up and finding her truth. "Blair is a rebel, an artist, and it turns out: a writer."—Glennon Doyle, Author of the #1 New York Times Bestseller Untamed and Founder of Together Rising The first story Selma Blair Beitner ever heard about herself is that she was a mean, mean baby. With her mouth pulled in a perpetual snarl and a head so furry it had to be rubbed to make way for her forehead, Selma spent years living up to her terrible reputation: biting her sisters, lying spontaneously, getting drunk from Passover wine at the age of seven, and behaving dramatically so that she would be the center of attention. Although Selma went on to become a celebrated Hollywood actress and model, she could never quite shake the periods of darkness that overtook her, the certainty that there was a great mystery at the heart of her life. She often felt like her arms might be on fire, a sensation not unlike electric shocks, and she secretly drank to escape. Over the course of this beautiful and, at times, devasting memoir, Selma lays bare her addiction to alcohol, her devotion to her brilliant and complicated mother, and the moments she flirted with death. There is brutal violence, passionate love, true friendship, the gift of motherhood, and, finally, the surprising salvation of a multiple sclerosis diagnosis. In a voice that is powerfully original, fiercely intelligent, and full of hard-won wisdom, Selma Blair’s Mean Baby is a deeply human memoir and a true literary achievement.