I Had to Drive I Was Too Drunk to Walk

I Had to Drive I Was Too Drunk to Walk
Author: Mark Mann
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 1998
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780738801391

I had to drive, I was too drunk to walk is a compilation of 101 of the funniest, most bizarre excuses given to our nations police officers by the notorious violator. These excuses are true and documented in the records of numerous police, sheriff and state patrol entities. The author collected these unique excuses over a period of 11 years. Some came from personal experiences as an officer and some were passed on by colleagues from across the country. This book is not only entertaining, but it is also an educational journey for the reader as the author has rated the violators excuses. The risk ratings include Low, Moderate, High and Step out of the Car. The risk rating pertains to the probability of arrest or citation a person earns by using the related excuse. An excuse followed by a Step out of the Car rating usually guarantees the driver a trip to the slammer (probably not a good excuse to use). Some of these excuses actually worked and the author wants you to know why. Its amazing how the stress of being under blue lights, badges, and lots of leather affects us humans. This is your chance to take a quick peek into the mind of a traffic cop. How does that mind work? How do the police decide when to write a ticket? What makes up the best chances to get out of a ticket? These questions and more are answered in I had to drive, I was too drunk to walk!

Drive Drunk, Walk Sober

Drive Drunk, Walk Sober
Author: Sean Lynott
Publisher:
Total Pages: 93
Release: 2017-09-06
Genre: Drinking and traffic accidents
ISBN: 9781999820718

I awoke to an unfamiliar sound vibrating through my head, my stomach churning, my body was aching all over. This was a familiar morning wake up call, except this time there was this unfamiliar noise. I could hardly make out the squeaky irritating sounds at first, and then I realized it was a small transistor radio belting out tunes and crackling sounds, which sounded alien to me at first. My head was pounding, which was unusual, as I rarely had headaches from booze. I raised my hand to my forehead only to feel, what I can only describe as something like thread sticking out and so I tugged at them at first and boy did they hurt. It was then I realized they were stitches. I would soon find out that I'd killed a boy in a car accident because I'd insisted I could drive. I was drunk. I was drunk all the time, and I couldn't even admit it to myself. I journeyed through regret and toxic shame for decades. Now, I'm sober, and I'm recovering. It is my vision that by being vulnerable and sharing what happened to me and how I have recovered it will touch the aching hearts of others and inspire them to come forward, get the help they need and deserve, love and forgive themselves, and start living life once more.

Confusion

Confusion
Author: J. Sarah Duflo
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 727
Release: 2011-12-21
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1440168466

The life of a young girl raised as a male. her struggles in life and society to become the woman she was born as. this book tells of her struggles from childhood to adult and the struggles as a special Forces Officer in the Navy.

SuperFreakonomics LP

SuperFreakonomics LP
Author: Steven D. Levitt
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 416
Release: 2009-11-10
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 0061927570

Freakonomics was a worldwide sensation, selling more than four million copies. Now Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner return with SuperFreakonomics, and fans and newcomers alike will find that this freakquel is even bolder, funnier, and more surprising than the first. SuperFreakonomics challenges the way we think all over again, with such questions as: How is a street prostitute like a department-store Santa? What's the best way to catch a terrorist? What do hurricanes, heart attacks, and highway deaths have in common? Are people hardwired for altruism or selfishness? Can eating kangaroo save the planet? Levitt and Dubner mix smart thinking and great storytelling like no one else, whether investigating a solution to global warming or explaining why the price of oral sex has fallen so drastically.

Permit But Discourage

Permit But Discourage
Author: W. A. Bogart
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Total Pages: 397
Release: 2010-11-03
Genre: Law
ISBN: 0199701857

Permit But Discourage: Regulating Excessive Consumption, by W.A. Bogart is the first book to focus on problem gambling and its regulation and to situate this analysis in the larger context of regulating excessive consumption. This work analyzes the effectiveness of law in controlling excessive consumption. It engages theoretical discussions concerning the effectiveness of legal intervention, especially regarding "normativity", the relationship between law and norms. It also argues that various forms of over consumption (alcohol, smoking, non-nutritious eating) can be more effectively controlled by altering norms regarding them so that such excesses can be suppressed to a greater extent. Regulatory efforts are aimed not at forbidding consumption but at suppressing excessive aspects. In the case of tobacco this means zero consumption since there is no safe level of smoking. In contrast, in terms of alcohol, this means encouraging consumption of only moderate amounts. Addictive drugs are, generally, prohibited, and their use is criminalized. But there is a significant measure of public opinion that prohibition does more harm than good; that permit but discourage would produce better results. The battle against obesity, a contested concept, focuses on encouraging eating nutritious foods and being physically active. The book then focuses on one form of consumption that is associated with major social issues: problem gambling. Regulation, to date, has been mostly on ensuring honesty regarding the various games and in promoting revenue enhancement for owners (often governments). However, in the face of the mounting evidence regarding the damage caused by those with impaired control, there are increasing calls for the regulatory frameworks to make "harm minimization" and related concepts a priority. "Harm minimization" brings permit but discourage to the fore in terms of gambling and problem gambling. Permit But Discourage examines a variety of legal interventions that could be used to address problem gambling.

7 1⁄2 Reasons Why I Hate This World: a laugh-out-loud and thrilling coming-of-age story

7 1⁄2 Reasons Why I Hate This World: a laugh-out-loud and thrilling coming-of-age story
Author: Michael D. A. Clarke
Publisher: Michael D. A. Clarke
Total Pages: 131
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

"Very comical and so very relatable. If you don’t feel some pull on your heart strings reading this then you are a robot. One of the best books I’ve read in a long time!" - Danny Lilly "You can absolutely feel the emotions in this book. The writer has clearly written it from the heart." - Karina Cox The Gardener family suspected that their holiday would be a difficult one, given that it fell on the one-year anniversary of the traumatic events that changed everything for them. However, nobody suspected that things would go quite so disastrously wrong during that weekend away. This dramatic and heartbreaking tale is told through the perspective of each family member. Once the narrative - interlaced with a comical subtext - unfolds through the numerous points-of-view, you'll soon realise that things are not always what they seem in both the past and present. 7 1/2 Reasons Why I Hate This World is a no-holds barred coming-of-age story that doesn't pull any punches – likely to be a relatable read for anyone who has battled to repair their own psyche. If you like funny, thrilling, and tragic coming of age stories such as The Perks of Being a Wallflower and The Fault in Our Stars, you'll likely love this book too.

My Man's Best Friend

My Man's Best Friend
Author: Tresser Henderson
Publisher: Urban Soul
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2012-06-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 160162350X

All Kea ever wanted was for someone to truly love her. She thought she'd found the man of her dreams in Jaquon, but sitting home waiting for him every night, she realizes she's found a man whose infidelity knows no boundaries. Derrick is caught between the two most important women in his life--his mother, Shirley, and his girlfriend, Zacariah. Shirley can't understand why her son gave the high-maintenance Zacariah a second chance after her first affair. Derrick finally sees his mother's point of view when he catches Zacariah cheating once again. When Derrick breaks up with Zacariah, he rushes to Jaquon's house for support from his best friend. Kea is there alone, and before they know it, their mutual pity party turns into some intense passion. Knowing their first time should have been the last, the two of them can't help but start a smoking hot affair. Zacariah's not having it, though. When she discovers the two of them in bed together, she's determined to get revenge against the woman she believes stole Derrick from her. Zacariah plans to crash a party at Derrick's house, but she's armed with more than just the news of the affair. The bombshell truth that she's prepared to reveal about Derrick and Kea could be more than any of them is prepared to handle. Urban Books newcomer Tresser Henderson delivers over-the-top, scandalous drama that is sure to entertain.

From Animal House to Our House

From Animal House to Our House
Author: Ron Tanner
Publisher: Chicago Review Press
Total Pages: 277
Release: 2014-10-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0897336836

Ron and Jill, after six months together, discovered the house of their dreams: a landmark Victorian row house that had belonged to a notorious fraternity in Baltimore. Unfortunately, it was now a condemned, abandoned property. But Jill wanted the house and Ron wanted Jill. Beyond the wall-to-wall graffiti, collapsed fireplaces and banisters, and three dumpsters worth of trash, the couple envisioned this as their future dream home. So Ron bought the 4,500-square-foot ruin, despite the fact that neither Ron nor Jill knew anything about home renovation, and that the project might ruin them both financially and emotionally. A book for lovers, dreamers, and do-it-yourselfers, From Animal House to Our House recounts Ron and Jill’s decade-long adventure in house restoration, offering inspiration, insight, and hilarity as they hammer away at the American dream of home ownership and true love.

Tweak

Tweak
Author: Nic Sheff
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 393
Release: 2012-12-11
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1471109739

THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NOW A MAJOR FILM, STARRING STEVE CARELL AND BAFTA AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED TIMOTHEE CHALAMET ‘It was like being in a car with the gas pedal slammed down to the floor and nothing to do but hold on and pretend to have some semblance of control. But control was something I'd lost a long time ago.’ Nic Sheff was drunk for the first time at age 11. In the years that followed, he would regularly smoke pot, do cocaine and ecstasy, and develop addictions to crystal meth and heroin. Even so, he felt like he would always be able to quit and put his life together whenever he needed to. It took a violent relapse one summer to convince him otherwise. In a voice that is raw and honest, Nic spares no detail in telling us the compelling true story of his relapse and the road to recovery. He paints an extraordinary picture for us of a person at odds with his past, with his family, with his substances, and with himself. Tweak is a raw, harrowing, and ultimately hopeful tale of the road from relapse to recovery and complements his father’s parallel memoir, Beautiful Boy. Praise for Nic Sheff:- ‘Difficult to read and impossible to put down.’Chicago Tribune 'Nic Sheff's wrenching tale is told with electrifying honesty and insight.' Armistead Maupin

Walking Ivy's Path

Walking Ivy's Path
Author: Stella Mitchell
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 118
Release: 2006-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595389201

How big was your hair in 1960? Did you have a ducktail? Or was it a beehive? The Original Big Hair Girls is a delightfully funny story of three green, country girls who go off to college and find they have a lot to learn. Sadie Songbird and her pals want you to follow their adventures - some zany, always amusing - as they join forces with Ivy and George, who you met in Stella Cooper Mitchell's Walking Ivy's Path, to conquer high school and college. Along the way you'll meet some of the most colorful characters you ever imagined, from Pea Ridge, Tennessee, Nashville to Detroit and New York City, while you relive with them the days of a more innocent time - the days of the Original Big Hair Girls. They get themselves into all kinds or trouble. They are involved with a pretty boy, a thief, and a weirdo. Their adventures include witnessing an attempted murder, being mistaken for criminals, being robbed in New York City, and kidnapping Aunt Fern from a nursing home. They found that things are often not what they seem. If you sometimes feel out of place, this is a must read book for you.