Pigs Can't Swim

Pigs Can't Swim
Author: Helen Peppe
Publisher: Da Capo Press
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2014-02-04
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0306822733

An outrageous, hilarious, and touching memoir by the youngest of nine children in a hardscrabble, beyond-eccentric Maine family. With everything happening on Helen Peppe's backwoods Maine farm, life was wild -- and not just for the animals. Sibling rivalry, rock-bottom poverty, feral male chauvinism, sex in the hayloft: everything seemed--and was -- out of control. In telling her wayward family tale, Peppe manages deadpan humor, an unerring eye for the absurd, and poignant compassion for her utterly overwhelmed parents. While her feisty resilience and candor will inevitably remind readers of Jeannette Walls or Mary Karr, Peppe's wry insight and moments of tenderness with family and animals are entirely her own. As Richard Hoffman, the author of Half the House: A Memoir puts it: "Pigs Can't Swim -- is an unruly, joyous troublemaker of a book."

Can't Swim, Ride, Run

Can't Swim, Ride, Run
Author: Andy Holgate
Publisher: Know The Score Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781848187436

This book is both a lesson in true grit and determination, but its goal is one that is attainable. Andy isn't a sporting superstar, he holds down a 9-5 job and all the pressures that go with it; he isn't blessed with speed and talent; there are no multi-million pound sponsorship deals; yet this remarkable "common man" is inspiring in a way that some of today's sporting superstars have forgotten how to be. You wouldn't recognize Andy in the street, yet his story provides valuable lessons to us all: "Never give up" and "Anything is possible." Can't Swim, Can't Ride, Can't Run follows Andy Holgate's epic journey from being an overweight librarian to an Ironman triathlete. Before he could even begin the rollercoaster ride which amassed more punctures than Andy cares to remember, this would-be Superman had first to buy a second-hand bike and take swimming lessons. Along the way, he ended up in hospital, dealt with family crises, encountered crocodiles and deadly amoebas, and persuaded his friends that doing an Ironman event is what normal people do on their stag weekend. This is the inspirational, amusing and moving story of how one normal bloke learnt how to fall off a bike and not injure himself, to run a marathon despite two dodgy knees, and most importantly how not to drown.

Caterpillars Can't Swim

Caterpillars Can't Swim
Author: Liane Shaw
Publisher: Second Story Press
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2017-09-12
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1772600547

Ryan finds his freedom in the water, where he is not bound by gravity and his wheelchair. When he rescues his schoolmate, Jack, from the water their lives become connected, whether they like it or not. Ryan keeps Jack's secret about that day in the water, but he knows that Jack needs help. The school is full of rumors about Jack's sexuality, and he has few friends. Almost against his better judgement, Ryan decides to invite Jack on a trip to Comic Con he's planned with his best friend Cody, the captain of the school's swim team. The three boys make an unlikely combination, but they will each have the chance to show whether they are brave enough to go against the stereotypes the world wants to define them by.

Hippos Can't Swim

Hippos Can't Swim
Author: Laura Lyn DiSiena
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2014-02-04
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1442493526

"A book of fun facts about animals of all sizes, shapes, and species!"--

Newcomer Can't Swim

Newcomer Can't Swim
Author: Renee Gladman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2007
Genre: Poetry
ISBN:

Poetry. Fiction. Gay, Lesbian, and Transgender Studies. In NEWCOMER CAN'T SWIM, Renee Gladman invites us to accompany her protagonists on their treks into, through and across variegated, mysterious soulspaces and dreamscapes, troubling the surfaces and boundaries of story and genre. Her figures touch down, chapter by chapter, onto beaches, city streets, and unmarked territories, in which echoes, shadows, and parallel presences delineate borders of the cannily strange. As the narrative flickers before us, gathering into an enthralling flow, we find ourselves recording with unmeasured exhilaration that Gladman once again is mapping one of the most original and vital courses in contemporary literature.

The Boy Who Wouldn't Swim

The Boy Who Wouldn't Swim
Author: Deb Lucke
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 43
Release: 2008-04-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0547533063

Electric, sherbet-y colors, uniquely comic characters, and a story line filled with high comedy mark this fabulous picture book by new talent Deb Lucke. Eric Dooley just won’t swim. If sweating in the hot summer sun while everyone else cools off in the pool isn’t bad enough, Eric’s younger sister is having the time of her life. When he sees her dog-paddling right across the middle of the pool, under his sunblock he’s positively green with envy. Not to mention sweaty. And irritated. But after the babies in the wading pool give him dirty looks for invading their territory, Eric finds a way to conquer his fears. And just like that he goes from being the boy who wouldn’t swim . . . to being the boy who won’t get out of the pool. Not even in October.

I Can't Fly And I Can't Swim

I Can't Fly And I Can't Swim
Author: Simon Gough
Publisher: Author House
Total Pages: 27
Release: 2011-07-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1481783459

Bobby is a Penguin who cannot fly, and Tilly, his friend, a giraffe who cannot swim. The two friends though set out to show the other what it must feel like to fly and swim,and that if we stick together as friends, we can achieve most things. A lovely little uplifting story that children will want to read and read.

Why Sailors Can't Swim and Other Marvellous Maritime Curiosities

Why Sailors Can't Swim and Other Marvellous Maritime Curiosities
Author: Nic Compton
Publisher: A&C Black
Total Pages: 97
Release: 2013-07-28
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 1408192632

Why will a sailor never go to sea on Friday 13th? Why are boats always referred to as 'she'? How do you navigate the ocean without a compass? Does the Bermuda Triangle really exist? Why do sailors wear earrings? Did Blackbeard actually exist? Did Nelson really say 'Kiss me, Hardy'? What's the correct way to bury a body at sea? Why is a rope never called a rope? This fascinating collection of maritime folklore and trivia delves into the history, science and culture of the sea, and is packed full of entertaining, surprising and insightful facts, from the delightfully obscure to the amusingly quaint, including everyday expressions that have their origins on board ship. Topics include: sailors and superstitions; ships and shipbuilding; navigation and seamanship; pirates and smugglers; fish and fishermen; coasts and oceans; tides and weather; art and literature of the sea.

Help! I Can't Swim!

Help! I Can't Swim!
Author: C. Leaney
Publisher: Britannica Digital Learning
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2013-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1615359559

Matt and his friends head for the park and find themselves helping to rescue a boy who cannot swim.

I Can’t Swim

I Can’t Swim
Author: Jim Bosley
Publisher: Writers Republic LLC
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2023-04-28
Genre: Travel
ISBN:

This book tells the true story of some of my misadventures outdoors. My stories range from hunting and fishing trips at home, to adventures in the great North Woods of Canada. It has been said if you go with me on a hunting or fishing trip, you will always come back with a “Jim story”. In the book, I try to place the reader in the different scenarios I find myself in, and the types of wildernesses I encountered. I want the reader to be entertained and feel they are in the story. I grew up in northeast Ohio. My uncles introduced me to hunting and fishing. I spent my summers at the creek behind my grandparents’ house fishing for trout and carp, and my falls chasing rabbits and pheasants in the swamp. My Dad introduced me to fishing in Canada for walleye when I was a teenager. We spent the next twenty years traveling one week every summer to the same camp. I moved to South Carolina in my early 20’s where I was introduced to bass fishing and deer hunting. These experiences have shaped me into the person I am today. As my passion for hunting grew, I decided to try for larger game in the wilds of Canada. I hunted for bear, elk, moose, and mule deer. My hunts took me to Ontario and British Columbia. The pristine wilderness is unmatched in any part of the world. These adventures are the backdrop for my “misadventures”. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I have enjoyed living them.