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| Author | : Fiona Bowron |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 244 |
| Release | : 2016-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 191104270X |
This is a humorous book which starts from the premise that there are many benefits to owning a pet, but acknowledges that not everyone is content with conventional animals such as cats and dogs. In fact, the very adventurous pet owner might prefer a pet that is so exotic that it technically doesn’t exist. This book suggests, therefore, that the reader may want to opt for a crypto-zoological or mythological creature. The main problem with owning such an animal is knowing how to look after it. A brief glance through the local paper will reveal a startling lack of adverts offering baby bigfoots free to a good home, and there is little in the way of obedience classes for werewolves. What, you may ask, does one feed a baby Mongolian Death Worm? Is the giant squid a good choice of pet if you live in a penthouse flat? This book gives a description of each animal, together with an assessment of its suitability for domestication, along with hints and tips on how to obtain and care for your chosen animal. Arranged in terms of dangerousness of animal, it is designed to be dipped into, so that the reader may quickly locate useful information such as how to remove the budgie from the jaws of a newly introduced pet sea monster, should the need arise. Armed with the information in this book, you’ll be ready to embark on the rewarding endeavour of owning your very own phoenix, dragon or bogeyman.
| Author | : Steve Jackson |
| Publisher | : Wizard |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2007 |
| Genre | : Adventure games |
| ISBN | : 9781840468380 |
Lupravia is a cursed land, haunted by the spirits of the restless dead. Peasants struggle daily with survival, living in constant fear of attacks from ravenous wild beasts. Only the foolhardy or insane would willingly pass beyond its borders and enter that benighted realm of predators.
| Author | : Ryan Mecum |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 113 |
| Release | : 2010-08-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 144031120X |
Dear haiku journal, I think I killed some people. That was no dog bite. This journal contains the poetic musings of a mailman who, after being bitten by what he thinks is a dog, discovers that he is actually now a werewolf. Wreaking havoc wherever he goes, he details his new life and transformations in the 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku—his poetry of choice. Follow along as our werewolf poet slowly turns from a mostly normal man into the hairy beast that he cannot keep trapped inside. And watch out for carnage when he changes and becomes hungry. No toenail, no entrail, no pigtail will be left behind. And talk about wreaking havoc: His newfound claws and teeth have sent his clothing budget through the roof! He is in love with a woman on his route, but he has never had the courage to tell her. As he fights against his urges during each full moon, he discovers that succumbing to his primal instincts will not only bag him a good meal—it just might help him in his quest for love…Or maybe not.
| Author | : Darren Shan |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins UK |
| Total Pages | : 18 |
| Release | : 2011-03-21 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0007435452 |
The first book in the Demonata, the demonic symphony in ten parts by multi-million-copy bestselling horror writer Darren Shan...
| Author | : Ritch Duncan |
| Publisher | : Crown |
| Total Pages | : 255 |
| Release | : 2009-09-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0307589404 |
Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. Survival is an option, but first, know this: * Werewolves are real. * The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide. * Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition. * Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. * You are not a monster. The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.
| Author | : Glen Duncan |
| Publisher | : Canongate Books |
| Total Pages | : 357 |
| Release | : 2011-04-07 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0857860704 |
One last full moon – then it will all be over. Jacob Marlowe has lost the will to live. For two hundred years he has wandered the world, enslaved by his lunatic appetites and tormented by the memory of his first and most monstrous crime. Now, the last of his kind, he knows he cannot go on. But as Jake counts down to suicide, a violent murder and an extraordinary meeting plunge him straight back into the desperate pursuit of life – and love. Sexy, smart, bloody and heartbreaking, The Last Werewolf takes literature by the throat.
| Author | : R.L. Stine |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Australia |
| Total Pages | : 160 |
| Release | : 1996-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1925065979 |
Get out your bathing suit! You and your family are off on a summer vacation to a place called WoodsWorld. You can't wait to mess around down at the lake. Then at the Kids only Campfire you hear the rumor about WoodsWorld. Legend has it, werewolves roam the woods at night. But you're not scared. You're ready for adventure. Will you explore the deepest, darkest part of the woods? Brave the Tunnel of Waves, home of the terrifying lake monster? Or battle an army of red fire ants? The choice is yours in this scary GOOSEBUMPS adventure that's packed with over 20 super-spooky endings!
| Author | : Cheri Scotch |
| Publisher | : iBooks |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2003 |
| Genre | : Louisiana |
| ISBN | : 9780743474559 |
This first book in the groundbreaking Werewolf Trilogy is the mesmerizing story of Sylvie Marley, a rare and beautiful creature with animalistic urges, who must decide between the life she craves as a werewolf and the life of a normal young woman. Original.
| Author | : Mari Hamill |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 262 |
| Release | : 2020-07-27 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781074615390 |
It's not easy living in a small town where everyone knows your high school sweetheart disappeared and your husband died in a boating accident. That's what Catherine Mercy, star of this new novel, faces every time she goes on a date.But the small-town bakery owner is drawn to Greg Byron, a sexy movie star in town to film the story of Wereville's werewolf legend, and gets closer to him when she's cast to replace the female lead who vanishes. Fate steps in, however, and the legend becomes more than just a story.Although Catherine had just about given up on love, Greg makes his way into her heart, despite some deception when they first meet. Just when the two realize their feelings, a wolf bites Greg.Suddenly Greg, Catherine and friend Steve, a werewolf legend buff, must figure out if the town's legend is real. Should that be the case, Greg will turn into a werewolf when the moon becomes full, and someone's destined to die. Catherine must decide if she has the courage to help Greg once and for all, even if it ruins her last chance for true love.In Werewolf Nights, author Mari Hamill blends fantasy, intrigue and passion to create a chilling, unique story.
| Author | : N.J. Lysk |
| Publisher | : Palm Hearts |
| Total Pages | : 299 |
| Release | : 2021-04-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
An omega who needs freedom. A pack that demands everything. Two alphas who will do anything to help him. Devlin is an Omega, a male werewolf that can carry as well as father children. But that is not all Devlin is; he's spent the last six years away from his pack in Scotland studying to become a research biologist. On his own, Devlin has grown hopeful, but now his luck has run out. When he gets called back to England by his new Alpha, the news are even worse than he expected: the pack is expanding over further territory and, with more land, the pack itself must grow. Every Omega in the pack must have a child to ensure the next generation is large enough. Including Devlin. He is given one choice that is not choice at all: between two young Alphas who have come to the pack for the promise of an Omega to mate. Rami and Naveen are keen to help and ready to back off, but Devlin's alpha brother has made it clear he will only return to Scotland once he's fulfilled his duty. Devlin is trapped, but for once, he isn’t alone: can he learn to rely on the two men fate has delivered before he gives on his dream forever? An arranged marriage story featuring first time, consent issues, mpreg, partial feminization, a ménage relationship, and tons of angst. This book is a standalone 95,000 words novel and the first in a series. HFN.
