Fart Out Loud

Fart Out Loud
Author: Priyaji Peiris
Publisher:
Total Pages: 206
Release: 2021-06-02
Genre:
ISBN:

From the day you are born, you are told to follow a book of rules. In my teen years, I was told, "You have two options. Become a doctor or an engineer. If you can't do either one of those, at least you could be a lawyer." But it gets better. To reinforce the importance of succeeding in a career that was decided by others, I was instructed, "All you have to do is study hard, get a degree, and find a job. Then you will be able to buy a house and a nice car. You will be well respected." No pressure at all. This is the norm: become like the person next to you to be successful. Then society will accept you. We have built a robust system to support all of it-from education to career to the grave. The problem with this system is that it's getting old. Five decades ago, if you follow the path, you would make it to the top. But no longer. Over the last couple of decades, we have seen drastic changes in our society due to improvements in technology. There are more startups in this world than ever before-a plethora of career paths for us to explore. Sitting at a desk and waiting for your manager to offer you a promotion might not work anymore. Is the promotion years overdue? Does the least qualified person get the pat on the back. Does it seem like you are invisible? Whether it's an interview or meeting, you have to show what you are worth. So ... fart out in style! This book is for those trying to find a way to get past those interviews, gain that promotion, and achieve great career heights. It will help you master the art of showing how good you are through making simple observations and adopting those tactics to navigate corporate politics. You will learn to fart out loud to be successful in your career, gain visibility and achieve what you deserve. "We get limited opportunities in our careers to pursue the goals we dream. There are no shortcuts, but if we know how to fart at the right places, at the right times, we are a step ahead of the rest."

The Art of the Fart

The Art of the Fart
Author: Steve Bryant
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2004-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781856487320

For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma. Illustrated with hilariously subtitled images from silent and other movies, it offers pure, unadulterated amusement. Peruse the 2,000-word glossary of various “farts” and “farters.” Find out about Farts in History, and how they changed the world. “The Way of the Third Eye” provides a religious and martial arts guide to farting prowess. To fart or not to fart: that is the question, and a “social directory” answers it. Top Twenty lists present the best fart-related films, books, and songs. Interspersed throughout are boxes featuring facts, quotes, and real-life farters such as Mr. Methane.

The Human Ideology

The Human Ideology
Author: Valentin Matcas
Publisher: Valentin Leonard Matcas
Total Pages: 81
Release: 1900
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1310029806

Ideologies are sets of beliefs and ideas determining closely your thinking, judgment, behavior, and social interaction throughout life. Ideologies may be religious, social, political, national, cultural, educational, spiritual, traditional, and scientific. And if it ends in ‘ism,’ it is an ideology for certain, as capitalism, nationalism, socialism, and communism. However, all religions and schools of thought are ideologies, and most of them do not end in ‘ism.’ Since when you have enclosed sets of beliefs meant to remain highly consistent among themselves and highly exclusive, keeping you within while criticizing and attacking the rest, then these are ideologies. Cults have their own ideologies at their base, along with entire regimes and political parties, scientific organizations, social hierarchies including hierarchic Brotherhoods, and entire nations. The major difference between ideological thinking and normal, natural thinking is that ideologies restrain your cognition to specific, artificial, predetermined sets of beliefs, for various reasons. And this gives ideologies their specific, artificial, consensual, enforced structure, as opposed to normal reasoning and normal behavior, which remain genuine and unrestricted. Since this is the difference between freedom and servitude, between the accurate and the consensual, and between genuine fulfillment and hierarchic assignments. And many times, ideologies state upfront that they are based on beliefs and consensus, that you have to serve someone or something in that ideology, that you have to follow specific rules and beliefs, or that you have to state specific oaths and attend specific rituals and ceremonies. And so you do, for someone remarkable, or for your own good, or for the good of your own kind, but you have to do so exactly as stated in the ideology. And sometimes it is good, and sometimes dreadful, while the other ideologies are always dreadful, but not yours. While it always upsets you when anyone challenges your ideology in any manner, which is another detail defining ideologies consistently. Are ideologies good or bad in this world? They are certainly good, mostly yours, since they mean the world to you. And they are fake, irrelevant, and even harmful, but the other ideologies, never yours. And as you already notice, it depends on your own perspective, while the good and the bad in this world should relate to the world itself. If not, you end up following your own wellbeing and gratification in this world and throughout life, or the wellbeing and gratification of your remarkable authority, or of your own kind, or of all followers of this ideology, but not of the entire world, with you included. And this is the bad part, for the rest of the world, because it triggers discrimination, exploitation, and consequently, implicit extermination. This is a main characteristic of all remarkable ideologies, and this is exactly what harms this world. Throughout this book, we study ideologies in all details and from all perspectives, in order to identify and understand them, just to be able to protect yourself and this world from them. Because if thoughts can harm you in any manner, then ideologies certainly can, since they may bring this world to discrimination, servitude, and totalitarianism, as they always do.

"I fart in your general direction!"

Author: Don H. Corrigan
Publisher: McFarland
Total Pages: 217
Release: 2023-07-26
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1476650284

This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.

Why You Can't Go

Why You Can't Go
Author: Lorraine Cooney
Publisher: Gill & Macmillan Ltd
Total Pages: 199
Release: 2024-06-06
Genre: Medical
ISBN: 1804580473

Get to know your gut – it might change your life! Chronic constipation can take over your life and leave you feeling bloated, sluggish and exhausted. It can be especially frustrating if you have tried to manage it with increased fibre, water and exercise but without success. Out of embarrassment, many suffer in silence. Written by leading gut-health expert Lorraine Cooney, this book breaks down taboos associated with digestive health, takes a deep dive into the workings of the gut and examines all the factors that could be contributing to constipation and excess bloating. From the magic of our microbiome to the best way to time meals, this fascinating handbook draws on cutting-edge science and Lorraine's years of clinical experience, offering a series of practical exercises that will empower you to identify the likely causes of your own digestive difficulties and to find tailored solutions for optimal and lasting gut health.

Second Draft of My Life

Second Draft of My Life
Author: Sara Lewis
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 318
Release: 2003-03-24
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0743442342

Forty-two years and five books into her life, Charlotte Dearborn abandons her noncommittal boyfriend and her sinking-ship writing career, and becomes an elementary school teacher. Sure, she's giving up her dream of being a famous novelist, but in exchange she'll find a stable income, job satisfaction, and maybe even love. At least that's how it'd work if she were a character in one of her novels. In real life, she's busy coping with twenty yelling first-graders, a teacher's lounge full of nasty coworkers, and a series of romantic misadventures that fall far, far short of the real thing. Charlotte's struggle to navigate the waters of a new career, a new single life, and the loss of her identity as a writer make Second Draft of My Life a funny, compulsively readable gem. From an author The Boston Globe applauded as "very, very good on the business of falling in and out of love," it is part romantic comedy, part manual for living, and wholly triumphant.

The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook

The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook
Author: Samantha Shorkey
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 314
Release: 2020-02-18
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1646111060

Plant power for vegan bodybuilders—the essential cookbook When it comes to gaining muscle, protein is king in the nutrient world, but you don't have to be a carnivore to get "swole." Plants contain the nutrients needed to support your bodybuilding efforts. The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook is your comprehensive guide to keep you on track towards shredded success. Learn to complement your training regimen with a plant-based diet featuring 102 delicious recipes, nutritional guidance, and meal plans. With the knowledge presented in this book, you will be on the way to achieving your bodybuilding goals and gaining enormous health benefits. The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook includes: Powerful options—Take your pick from one of the three one-week meal plans, each designed to help you reach the pinnacle of your bodybuilding program. The healthy goods—From shopping lists and dietary information to meal prep advice, this book is jacked with everything you need to succeed in bodybuilding. Facts, facts, facts—Did you know 1 cup of almonds has the same amount of protein as 1 cup of chicken? This book is loaded with important information. If you're looking for a vegan cookbook that supports bodybuilding, look no further than this one.

Memoirs of My struggles

Memoirs of My struggles
Author: Neil Chuma
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 521
Release: 2016-11-23
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1326867032

The war on drugs has created many problems in our society......This book is an autobiographical alternative account of the author's life and how he came to face one of the most difficult laws ever imposed. The book explores many themes such as racial identity, prison, crime and punishment, poverty, sex, love, drugs, politics, religion, philosophy, death and human identity. The author delves deep into many themes considered taboo and dares to write what many fear to even consider an issue. Discover a new way of looking at the world from the eyes of the man who has faced adversity in all its might.

CROWN PRINCE DUST LIFE PART 7

CROWN PRINCE DUST LIFE PART 7
Author: Tram Doan
Publisher: TRAM DOAN
Total Pages: 260
Release:
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN:

CROWN PRINCE DUST LIFE PART 7 Chapter 121: Grandma's world Jiangzhou City state officials. While the beautiful female star was lying on Duong To's chest, his phone rang. "Young Master Duong, I'm Mr. Ly from Hoai Tay, can we talk now?" Duong To rubbed his forehead a little annoyed and calmly said: "Just say it." "Young master Duong, why hasn't construction started on the golf course project on the outskirts of Ninh Hai until now? We have put a lot of money into it. When you encouraged us to invest, you said you would immediately Start construction, after a year you can open and make a profit, are you just making an empty promise?" Mr. Ly's tone was somewhat impatient. Duong To patiently whispered: "Mr. Ly, don't worry, it's just a bit complicated, everything is prepared, but the relocation is a bit difficult, there is a hospital." Right in the center of the golf course, but insisted on moving, until now..." Boss Ly smiled: "Young master Duong, are you joking with me? Ninh Hai is a city in Jiangnan province, you are the first son of Jiangnan province, how can a small welfare institute make things difficult for you? Tell me the truth about what's going on, let's discuss it together. " There's a bit of darkness in Duong To's eyes, his voice also becomes cold: "Duong To, I'm the kind of person who can talk but can't do it. Is there really a welfare facility that won't move? moved so the new project cannot start construction forever." When General Ly heard Duong To's tone, he knew he was telling the truth. After all, he had cooperated with Duong To several times before, so he could understand a few things about Duong To's way of being a person. Advertisement "A welfare institution that refuses to move? They have context, right?" General Ly asked carefully. "They do have backgrounds, and they're not small. I can't do anything to them." Mr. Ly didn't say anything. If even Duong To couldn't do anything, how big would the context be?

Uncle John's Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader

Uncle John's Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader
Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 771
Release: 2018-09-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1684124980

It’s an actual fact—Uncle John is the most entertaining thing in the bathroom! Uncle John and his team of devoted researchers are back again with an all-new collection of weird news stories, odd historical events, dubious “scientific” theories, jaw-dropping lists, and more. This entertaining 31st anniversary edition contains 512 pages of all-new articles that will appeal to readers everywhere. Pop culture, history, dumb crooks, and other actual and factual tidbits are packed onto every page of this book. Inside, you’ll find . . . Dogs and cats who ran for political office The bizarre method people in Victorian England used to resuscitate drowning victims The man who met his future pet—a stray dog—while running across the Gobi Desert Searching for Planet X—the last unknown planet in our solar system Twantrums—strange Twitter rants that had disastrous effects The true story of Boaty McBoatface And much more!