Honk That Horn!

Honk That Horn!
Author: Justin Spelvin
Publisher: Simon Spotlight
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-06-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781416941842

Get ready for a sound-filled, fun-filled adventure with the Trucktown crew! Trucks make all kinds of sounds and kids will have a blast reading about them and trying them out themselves!

Honk! Splat! Vroom!

Honk! Splat! Vroom!
Author: Barry Gott
Publisher: Carolrhoda Books
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2018
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1512441406

Narrated in onomatopoeia, five mice in race cars compete in an off-road race, but surviving course obstacles will require teamwork--and a goose.

Kat's Mystery Gift

Kat's Mystery Gift
Author: Jon Scieszka
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 15
Release: 2009-10-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1416941541

A new Trucktown Ready to Roll just in time for the holidays! Will Kat ever find out what is inside her mystery gift?

No Honking Allowed

No Honking Allowed
Author: Stephanie Calmenson
Publisher: Holiday House
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2017-08-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0823439178

Rex wants to honk the horn of his shiny dino-car—to warn the speeding driver to slow down, to say hello to a friend, and to reprimand a litterbug. All bad reasons. "No honking allowed," says his friend Stego. When Rex finally comes up with a good reason to honk his horn, there’s no stopping him! Children will enjoy the rhyming text and high-energy art, and will sympathize with Rex’s halfhearted attempts at self-regulation.

Honku

Honku
Author: Aaron Naparstek
Publisher:
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2003
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781400060269

How many times this week has your morning commute, or just plain driving to the grocery store, turned into a road-rage-inducing nightmare? A soccer mom steals your parking spot. A cell-phone guy cuts you off on the freeway. A student driver nearly rear-ends you at the mall. Take heart. Honku: The Zen Antidote to Road Rage is all you need to lower your blood pressure and make you forget that jerk in the yellow SUV. A collection of more than one hundred very funny haiku (or honku), this book shines its brights on the dark side of America's car culture. Distilling the daily horrors of driving, parking, and ordering from the drive-through into a time-honored and respected verse form, Honku transforms annoying moments behind the wheel into the stuff of poetry and will leave you in a state of enlightenment and bliss. Well, at the very least it'll make you laugh. A diverting read that may inspire you to pen your own haiku, Honku is the perfect fit for the glove compartment, to be pored over while you're stalled in traffic on the interstate.

Language and Materiality

Language and Materiality
Author: Jillian R. Cavanaugh
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2017-10-19
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1316851850

Aimed at interdisciplinary audiences, and tailored especially to scholars of linguistic and cultural anthropology, sociolinguistics, and cultural studies, the book argues for the importance of analyzing language use with an eye toward new materialisms, semiotics, and ideology.

Honk If You Hate Me

Honk If You Hate Me
Author: Deborah Halverson
Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2009-04-02
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 030748601X

Everyone in Muessa Junction hates Monalisa Kent. After all, she was the thickwit who blowtorched the futon factory—the town's heart, soul, and bread and butter. So what if she was just six at the time? Junctioners don't forgive and forget. And now it's the 10th anniversary of the blaze that fried Mona's supposed life. In the past 10 years, her bitter town resurrected itself through the divine intervention of the fast food industry. But there is no absolution for Mona—they still hate the sorry sight of her. And Mona doesn't like them either. At 16 she's dyed her hair blue, found her place at the local tattoo parlor, and taken to memorizing bumper sticker sayings instead of dealing with people. But disappearing is never that easy, especially with blue hair. And in her efforts to retreat, Mona has forgotten the oldest bumper sticker in the book: "No matter how deep you bury the past, it always climbs out to bite you in the butt."

Honk, Honk, Goose!

Honk, Honk, Goose!
Author: April Pulley Sayre
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2009-04-14
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780805071030

Two Canada geese start a family.

Roger's Profanisaurus

Roger's Profanisaurus
Author: Roger Mellie
Publisher: Macmillan Pub Limited
Total Pages: 247
Release: 2002
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780752215075

No lavatory is complete without a Profanisaurus! After all, what else could you read whilst you're sitting on the 'chod bin' trying not to 'breach the hull' or commit a 'Wee-Harvey Oswald'? Don't know the difference between 'stabbing the cat' and 'feeding the ducks'? Don't know when to take a 'monkey's fag break? You need Roger's Profanisaurus - the ultimate in schoolboy humour (that is definitely not for children). Roger Mellie presents this updated dictionary of swearing that gives a hilarious new angle to many previously innocently-used words. New vastly expanded edition. Completely revised and updated. An entertaining glossary of vulgarity, expletives, colourful obscenity and downright filth; Ideal for use in the home and office

Horn Please

Horn Please
Author: Dan Eckstein
Publisher: powerHouse Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014
Genre: India
ISBN: 9781576877067

One unmistakable feature of the Indian highway is the presence of these brightly decorated trucks that ply the country's roads. The men who drive these trucks spend long hours on the road and can be away from their families for weeks at a time, so their trucks act as a second home and they take great pride in them. In Horn Please photographer Dan Eckstein travelled across India's byzantine and burgeoning road network documenting these elaborate trucks - representing a blinding mash up of new and old India.