Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed!

Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed!
Author: Katharine DeBrecht
Publisher: Kids Ahead Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2005
Genre: Conservatism
ISBN: 9780976726906

When Tommy and Lou ask their mother for a swing set, she tells them to earn money for it. The boys decide to set up a lemonade stand, but have to go to bed for the night first. They dream of their stand, and are transported to Liberaland, where liberals assault them with taxes, lawsuits, and new laws.

Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!

Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!
Author: Katharine DeBrecht
Publisher: Kids Ahead Books
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2006
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780976726913

This hilarious second book in the "Help! Mom!" series reunites gifted storyteller Katharine DeBrecht with award-winning illustrator Jim Hummel for another small lesson in conservatism.

Help! Mom! the 9th Circuit Nabbed the Nativity!

Help! Mom! the 9th Circuit Nabbed the Nativity!
Author: Katharine DeBrecht
Publisher: Kids Ahead Books
Total Pages:
Release: 2006
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780976726920

George Washington Elementary's Christmas program was sure to be the best ever, until wacky liberals and activist judges got into the act (and in front of the TV cameras). One mysterious old document could save the day--but can Johnny and Luke find it before "The First Noel" becomes "The First Toenail"?

Broken Horses

Broken Horses
Author: Brandi Carlile
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 353
Release: 2022-04-12
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0593237269

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The critically acclaimed singer-songwriter, producer, and six-time Grammy winner opens up about faith, sexuality, parenthood, and a life shaped by music in “one of the great memoirs of our time” (Glennon Doyle, author of Untamed). NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY NPR AND AUTOSTRADDLE • “The best-written, most engaging rock autobiography since her childhood hero, Elton John, published Me.”—Variety Brandi Carlile was born into a musically gifted, impoverished family on the outskirts of Seattle and grew up in a constant state of change, moving from house to house, trailer to trailer, fourteen times in as many years. Though imperfect in every way, her dysfunctional childhood was as beautiful as it was strange, and as nurturing as it was difficult. At the age of five, Brandi contracted bacterial meningitis, which almost took her life, leaving an indelible mark on her formative years and altering her journey into young adulthood. As an openly gay teenager, Brandi grappled with the tension between her sexuality and her faith when her pastor publicly refused to baptize her on the day of the ceremony. Shockingly, her small town rallied around Brandi in support and set her on a path to salvation where the rest of the misfits and rejects find it: through twisted, joyful, weird, and wonderful music. In Broken Horses, Brandi Carlile takes readers through the events of her life that shaped her very raw art—from her start at a local singing competition where she performed Elton John’s “Honky Cat” in a bedazzled white polyester suit, to her first break opening for Dave Matthews Band, to many sleepless tours over fifteen years and six studio albums, all while raising two children with her wife, Catherine Shepherd. This hard-won success led her to collaborations with personal heroes like Elton John, Dolly Parton, Mavis Staples, Pearl Jam, Tanya Tucker, and Joni Mitchell, as well as her peers in the supergroup The Highwomen, and ultimately to the Grammy stage, where she converted millions of viewers into instant fans. Evocative and piercingly honest, Broken Horses is at once an examination of faith through the eyes of a person rejected by the church’s basic tenets and a meditation on the moments and lyrics that have shaped the life of a creative mind, a brilliant artist, and a genuine empath on a mission to give back.

Raising Your Kids Right

Raising Your Kids Right
Author: Michelle Ann Abate
Publisher: Rutgers University Press
Total Pages: 253
Release: 2010
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 0813547989

Michelle Ann Abate examines a variety of texts that offer information, ideology, and even instructions on how to raise kids right, not just figuratively, but politically. Highlighting the works of William Bennett, Lynne Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, and others, she brings together such diverse fields as cultural studies, literary criticism, political science, childhood studies, brand marketing, and the cult of celebrity. --from publisher description.

Why Mommy is a Democrat

Why Mommy is a Democrat
Author: Jeremy Zilber
Publisher:
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2005
Genre: Democratic party
ISBN: 9780978668808

Uses a mother's relationship with her child to explain the principles of the Democratic Party.

How to Win a Fight With a Liberal

How to Win a Fight With a Liberal
Author: Daniel Kurtzman
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 101
Release: 2012-06-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1402265743

Learn to take down those Loony Lefties! Have you ever contemplated calling Homeland Security to report some hapless liberal as an enemy combatant? Or did you just want to "occupy" his mouth with your fist? No matter the flavor of your clueless left-wing adversary, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a liberal moon bat. Learn how to: Taunt mindless Obama lovers and hopeless tax-andspenders with snappy sound bites Determine if you suffer from argumentile dysfunction and avoid the 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Partisans Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy Hone your BS detector to help you identify left-wing lies and crimes against logic Use liberals' words against them with a handy compilation of idiotic left-wing quotes It's time to defend America against every godless, gun-grabbing, tax-hiking, socialism-loving, shower-avoiding lunatic in your midst. If you want to battle tree-hugging hippies, consider this your chainsaw!

How I Saved the World

How I Saved the World
Author: Jesse Watters
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 335
Release: 2021-07-06
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0063049147

The conservative political commentator shares his story—and his outlook on America’s future—in this #1 New York Times bestseller. In How I Saved the World, Jesse Watters takes readers on a tour of his life from basement-dwelling Fox minion to pampered champion of right-thinking Americans. He has divined great truths about the nature of our country while stumbling across beaches asking oblivious college students basic political questions and while stumbling out of Air Force One with the President. Interspersed are his thoughtful suggestions for overcoming left-wing radicalism, maintaining American democracy, moving beyond aging hippies (like his long-suffering, loving parents), saving the world from social justice warriors and the deep state—all while smirking his way through life in only the nicest way. Watters outlines the stark choice ahead of us between all-American hamburgers and leftist Green New Deal breadlines (okay, maybe that one is a no-brainer) and shows the way for order and fairness to be restored. A manifesto and a call-to-arms from a man for all seasons, How I Saved the World is a hilarious, enlightening, entertaining book with a reasonable chance of winning a Nobel Prize in every category, even chemistry.

The Liberal Redneck Manifesto

The Liberal Redneck Manifesto
Author: Trae Crowder
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2017-10-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1501160400

"The Liberal Rednecks--a three-man stand-up comedy group doing scathing political satire--celebrate all that's good about the South while leading the Redneck Revolution and standing proudly blue in a sea of red. Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South--the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful--in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation that Trae Crowder has targeted in his Liberal Redneck videos, which have gone viral with over 50 million views. Perfect for fans of Stuff White People Like and I Am America (And So Can You), The Liberal Redneck Manifesto skewers political and religious hypocrisies in witty stories and hilarious graphics--such as the Ten Commandments of the New South--and much more! While celebrating the South as one of the richest sources of American culture, this entertaining book issues a wake-up call and a reminder that the South's problems and dreams aren't that far off from the rest of America's"--

Why We're Liberals

Why We're Liberals
Author: Eric Alterman
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 428
Release: 2008-03-13
Genre: Political Science
ISBN: 1101202904

The bestselling author and Newsweek columnist takes a characteristically irreverent look at the rampant mistreatment of liberals and liberalism The "most honest and incisive media critic writing today"(National Catholic Reporter), Eric Alterman is committed to restoring the liberal tradition to its honored place as the political philosophy of mainstream American citizens. In this bracing and well-documented counterattack on right- wing spin and misinformation, Alterman briskly disposes of the canards and false definitions that have been foisted upon liberals by the right and have been accepted unquestioningly by nearly everyone else. The perfect post-election book for all those who are ready to fight back against the conservative mudslinging machine and reclaim their voices in the political process, Why We're Liberals brings clarity and perspective to the possibility of a new day in America.