Greeting Cards For Exes

Greeting Cards For Exes
Author: Rebekah L. Purdy
Publisher: Rowan Prose Publishing, LLC
Total Pages: 243
Release: 2025-02-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Piper Mishner has spent the last year trying to get over her ex, which is hard to do after he decides to move into the apartment next to hers with his new fiancé. As if she needs the reminder of how painful the breakup was. Not to mention, her job as a greeting card writer is now at risk due to her cynicism about love. “I’m bored with you and need a change.” The infamous words of Kerrie Holloway’s ex-husband, who doesn’t seem to understand the concept of being an “ex” since he wants her to pretend for their kids and family that they’re still together. While dating others and living in the same house. She gets a job in sales at a greeting card company, and is finally on the way to saving for her own place. Maude Gilchrist has spent over fifty years married to the same man. A man who, one day, just leaves. No goodbye. No explanation. He was just gone. Bitter and alone, she decides to postpone retirement from the greeting card company. Although writing sappy cards about love is the last thing she wants to do. Through lunch hour talks, weekend getaways, and drunken brawls, the ladies of All For You Greeting Cards Company help heal one another’s wounds and learn there are more important things in life than having a man. There may be a generational gap, but they all have the “ex-factor” in common. Everyone needs a friend by their side. Someone to talk to, laugh with, complain to, watch your back…and to go to jail with you.

Your Vagina Deserved So Much Better Anyway!

Your Vagina Deserved So Much Better Anyway!
Author: Peace Publishing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2018-08-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781724659521

A funny journal to help you or your loved one get over him! Sure to put a smile on their face! SIZE: 6x9 inches PAPER: Lined Journal Paper PAGES: 100 COVER: Soft Glossy Cover. Peace Publishing make modern journals and notebooks to support people during tough times. Titles Include: A Break Up F*cking Hurts, Write That Sh*T Down! Friends Forever, Boys Whateva! Life is Too Short For F*ckboy Drama! Yay, Rid of That Idiot!

House of Cards

House of Cards
Author: David Ellis Dickerson
Publisher: Penguin Group
Total Pages: 385
Release: 2010-11-02
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1594484864

A hilarious and honest memoir by an ex-greeting card writer, ex- virgin fundamentalist, and current This American Life contributor. When David Dickerson landed his dream job-at Hallmark writing greeting cards-he discovered his limited life experience as a fundamentalist- raised, 26-year-old virgin left him woefully unprepared for the worldly sentiments he was expected to deliver. Here, Dickerson chronicles his bumpy and hilarious journey to (relatively) modern single guy, confronting his past, his beliefs, his relationships, and his virginity.

The No Contact Rule

The No Contact Rule
Author: Natalie Lue
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-06-14
Genre: Man-woman relationships
ISBN: 9781466395770

You're trying to get over your ex, yet you're still in touch and have ended up being their back-up plan. Maybe you haven't left yet, but you want to and just don't know how. Maybe you're tired of doing the lather, rinse, repeat of getting back together and winding back at square one. It's time to cut contact. The No Contact Rule is an inspiring guide to extinguishing the temptation to stay in touch or to keep engaging, helping you to reclaim your sense of self and move on to a healthier relationship. Through her popular blog Baggage Reclaim, Natalie Lue has helped thousands of people break free from unhealthy relationships and breakups after using No Contact to kick a toxic relationship and transform her life. Discover what 'NC' is and how to do it, how to break an unhealthy cycle and navigate various situations - from Facebook to pesky texts, working together, sharing a child or feeling trapped by your feelings and thoughts. Cut contact and put the focus on you. By treating you with the love, care, trust and respect you deserve, this could be one of the best decisions you've ever made.

Greetings from the Graveyard

Greetings from the Graveyard
Author: Kate Klise
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 165
Release: 2014
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0544105672

"The unsuspecting trio at Spence Mansion starts a greeting card company--and winds up on the adventure of a lifetime!"--

Best Friends Forever

Best Friends Forever
Author: Irene S. Levine
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2009-09-01
Genre: Psychology
ISBN: 1590203704

Men, jobs, children, personal crises, irreconcilable social gaps—these are just a few of the strange and confusing reasons which may cause a female friendship to end. No matter the cause, the breakup of a female friendship leaves a woman devastated and asking herself difficult questions. Was someone to blame? Is the friendship worth fighting for? How can I prevent this from ever happening again? Even more upsetting is that women suffering from broken friendships often have no one to confide in; while the loss of a romantic partner garners sympathy among peers, discussing the loss of a platonic friend is often impossible without making other friends jealous or uncomfortable. Written by journalist and psychologist Irene Levine, Ph.D., Best Friends Forever is an uplifting and heroically honest book for abandoned friends seeking solace. Dr. Levine draws from the personal testimonials of thousands of women to provide anecdotes and groundbreaking solutions to these complicated situations. Offering tools for personal assessment, case stories, and actionable advice for saving, ending, or re-evaluating a relationship, Levine shows that breakups are sometimes inevitable. Although the dissolution of female friendships can be difficult, Best Friends Forever teaches women to stop blaming themselves and probing the wounds, and that the sad experience of a broken friendship can make them stronger people, and more able to handle their relationships with wisdom.

Social Q's

Social Q's
Author: Philip Galanes
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 262
Release: 2012-11-27
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 145160579X

A series of whimsical essays by the New York Times "Social Q's" columnist provides modern advice on navigating today's murky moral waters, sharing recommendations for such everyday situations as texting on the bus to splitting a dinner check.

How to Take the Ex Out of Ex-Boyfriend

How to Take the Ex Out of Ex-Boyfriend
Author: Janette Rallison
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 292
Release: 2009-01-08
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1101019859

Boyfriends are supposed to be loyal, caring, and handsome. Giovanna?s boyfriend, Jesse, has perfected the last two. But when her twin brother, Dante, runs for student body president, Jesse doesn?t support Dante, choosing to campaign for his opponent instead. Shouldn?t the fact that Jesse is Giovanna?s boyfriend count for something? So Giovanna dumps Jesse and becomes Dante?s campaign manager. But as the political debates heat up, Giovanna begins to regret breaking up with Jesse, and realizes that maybe her decision wasn?t the political strategy she should have used?.

Exorcising Your Ex

Exorcising Your Ex
Author: Elizabeth Kuster
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 196
Release: 1996-04-23
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 068480302X

With cutting-edge wit, the author of the "Couple Time" feature in Glamour magazine presents age-old wisdom that has been passed down through secret female tribal rites--a hilarious--and eminently helpful--collection of real-life tricks and techiques from dozens of women who have survived the trauma of breaking up. Line drawings.

Hex Your Ex

Hex Your Ex
Author: Adams Media
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2019-01-01
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 1507209975

100 edgy spells and rituals to help you get what you want—whether it’s money, love, revenge, happiness, or whatever else your heart desires. It’s time to get what you want on your own terms. From making more money, righting wrongs, getting revenge, and finding much-deserved happiness, the magick in Hex Your Ex can help you accomplish everything you want—your way. Learn how to practice magick safely and properly, and use what you’ve learned to better yourself and your life. With over 100 spells, rituals, and hexes, such as a magick balm to heal a broken heart, a spell to stop a cheating lover, a potion for quick cash, a freedom from fear ritual, and even a spell for sweet dreams—plus many more! Each spell, charm, or ritual is specially created to help you achieve your goals, no matter what they may be. With tips on when to cast each spell, what kind of props to use to make spells extra potent, and more, you’ll be living the life of your dreams faster than you can say Abracadabra!