Gnome and Garden

Gnome and Garden
Author: Marcus Mennes
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2004
Genre: Garden ornaments and furniture
ISBN: 9781594740107

Mermaids, Sylphs, Gnomes, and Salamanders

Mermaids, Sylphs, Gnomes, and Salamanders
Author: William R. Mistele
Publisher: North Atlantic Books
Total Pages: 285
Release: 2012-10-23
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 1583945245

Although the spirit beings of the four elements of nature have been represented in literature, religion, and folk tales, descriptions of these creatures have been vague, and direct experience with them is quite rare. Yet each of the four elemental kingdoms offers great gifts to humanity, if we are willing to recognize that the psychological and spiritual qualities they embody are already inherent in human nature. Mermaids dwell in the oceans, lakes, and rivers. They offer love and sharing, a sense of wonder, beauty, and innocence. Sylphs roam the sky; they represent harmony, balance, and the attainment of freedom. Gnomes live underground. Their quiet inner wisdom banishes depression and sorrow. Salamanders dwell in volcanoes and vast caverns of magma beneath the earth. They offer the power of intense heat to refine, transform, and integrate. Who are these mysterious creatures of water, air, earth, and fire? Author William Mistele has devoted a significant portion of his life to finding out. Addressing the perennial questions Why are we here? What is the deepest purpose of life? What are our options?, Mermaids, Sylphs, Gnomes, and Salamanders takes the reader directly into the realms of these spirits, telling stories from their perspective. Weaving together fairy tales and poems, thoughtful analysis, and meditative exercises, Mistele illuminates the qualities these beings have mastered and humanity must begin to embrace: empathy, an inner peace with the universe, a divine level of sensuality, and a love that is everywhere in every moment.

Planet of the Lawn Gnomes (Goosebumps Most Wanted #1)

Planet of the Lawn Gnomes (Goosebumps Most Wanted #1)
Author: R. L. Stine
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2012-10-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545469945

Goosebumps now on Disney+! The infamous, Most Wanted Goosebumps characters are out on the loose and they're coming after you! There is no place to hide. Nothing is safe!Jay Gardner is a mischievous kid who can't stay out of trouble. Unfortunately, Jay gets in so much trouble, his family is forced to move. But there's something odd about Jay's new town. Why does everyone have lawn gnomes in front of their homes? And why is everyone afraid to go outside at night? Jay is about to learn that mischief can lead to terror.

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
Author: Chuck Sambuchino
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2014-06-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1473501962

There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

Dystopia(n) Matters

Dystopia(n) Matters
Author: Fátima Vieira
Publisher: Cambridge Scholars Publishing
Total Pages: 325
Release: 2013-07-16
Genre: History
ISBN: 1443850233

The volume is divided into two parts, separated by an Intermezzo. The first part, “Dystopia Matters”, benefits from the contribution of reputed scholars of the field of Utopian Studies, who were asked to make a statement explaining why dystopia is important. The Intermezzo completes this part and offers the reader an informed discussion of the concepts of utopia, dystopia and anti-utopia whilst providing ground for the case studies presented in the second part, in the sections devoted to literature, film, and theatre. In one way or another, despite the variety of approaches, all contributors argue for the idea that, if dystopia has invaded most forms of contemporary discourse, its sibling, utopia, has not been eradicated from the scene. Furthermore, the studies show that the tension between the two concepts is instrumental to our cautious, conscious, and tentative construction of the future.

A Gnome in My Home

A Gnome in My Home
Author: Jessica Vincent
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 87
Release: 2020-04-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1646289102

A Gnome in My Home is a jolly jaunt through the mysterious world of mischievous gnomes who secretly live in nine-year-old Max's home. Stealing household items from the humans and escaping Barley the Cat are the goals of the many other gnomes living in the walls of the apartment Max shares with his stepsisters, stepmother, and his amazing dad. The story follows all the adventures, good and bad, of Max and his newfound gnome friend, Liftit, a kindly but troublemaking gnome. With many fantastical twists and turns, A Gnome in My Home is an exciting journey through the miniature world of house gnomes. Fun for all ages, readers will be captivated by the thrilling tale of Max and Liftit as they dive into the tiny gnome kingdom, racing time and dodging incredible obstacles along the way.

Shroud Of The Gnome

Shroud Of The Gnome
Author: James Tate
Publisher: Ecco
Total Pages: 96
Release: 1999-07-22
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 9780880015622

Speakers in James Tate's poems are and are not like those we know: a man's meditation on gardening renders him witless; another man traps theories and then lets them loose in a city park; a nun confides that "it was her / cowboy pride that got her through"; a gnome's friend inhabits a world where "a great eschatological ferment is at work. "Shroud of the Gnome" is a bravura performance in Tate's signature style: playful, wicked, deliriously sober, charming, and dazzling. Here, once again, one of America's most masterful poets celebrates the inexplicable in his own strange tongue.

Gnome Coming

Gnome Coming
Author: Ward Parker
Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media
Total Pages: 261
Release: 2020-07-31
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1957158050

They’re coming for you. Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They’re displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, are becoming possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy has to undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of “accidental” human deaths. The problem is, her regular job is home-health nurse for elderly supernaturals, and she also has to help solve the murder of one of her werewolf patients. Like the gnomes, the Werewolf Women’s Club is out for revenge. And something is coming for her, too. Gnome Coming is the perfect place to jump into Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.

Lord Gnome's Literary Companion

Lord Gnome's Literary Companion
Author: Francis Wheen
Publisher: Verso
Total Pages: 374
Release: 1994
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 9781859840450

His review has got to be 'in' by mid-day tomorrow ... at about 9 pm his mind will grow relatively clear, and until the small hours he will sit ... skipping expertly through one book after another and laying each one down with the comment, 'God, what tripe!' ... Then suddenly he will snap into it. All the stale old phrases--'a book that no one should miss', 'something memorable on every page'--jump into their places like iron filings obeying the magnet. Thus did George Orwell, writing forty years ago in Confessions of a Book Reviewer, describe the labours of a typical literary hack. Precious little has changed over the intervening decades; the servility of the satirical magazine Private Eye. Lord Gnome's Literary Companion assembles, in thematic order, the best of these columns to present an astringent, rude and funny survey of publishers and the published.