Funny Mom Gifts

Funny Mom Gifts
Author: Funny Mom Gifts
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2017-10-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781979043090

Funny Mother Gift: Funny Mom Books and Funny Mom Gifts presents a book for moms and grandmothers that is chock full of 50 of the funniest things mothers say to their kids all the time, from: "Why? Because I said so!", "Stop picking your nose!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" You are sure to find something in this book that your mom or grandmother can relate to and laugh about. It's the perfect gift for mothers, grandmothers or even yourself for Christmas, birthdays or any time of the year when a good laugh is needed!

I'm Moms Favorite Funny Gifts for Mom

I'm Moms Favorite Funny Gifts for Mom
Author: I'm Moms Favorite Funny
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2021-01-10
Genre:
ISBN:

Notebook is a wonderful multi-purpose journal for sketching, jotting down thoughts, and writing notes. ★ Specifications: ✓ Size: 8.5" x 11" - US Letter Size ✓ Pages: 120 pages ✓ Cover: Soft, matte paperback cover ✓ Perfect Binding ✓ Made in the USA ✓ Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencil ♥ Makes a great Christmas, Birthday, Graduation or Beginning of the school year gift ♥

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Author: Zachary Auburn
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2016-10-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0451494938

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

You're a Freat Great Mother

You're a Freat Great Mother
Author: My Loved Ones Gifts
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-04-22
Genre:
ISBN:

High Quality Journal Notebook to Write In (Mother's Day Gift Idea) Lined paper Journal - Notebook - Diary with Lots of space to write in - 120 Pages of High Quality. High quality cover design with a Funny Message. GET YOURS TODAY! Write your daily affirmation (Gratitude, motivational, inspirational...) Great if You are Looking for Funny Gifts. You Can Use It as A Journal to Write In - As a Diary or as Notebook Great if You are Looking for Gifts As Notebooks and Journals Perfect Size Journal - Notebook - Diary: 6 x 9 Inches Perfect for Christmas Gifts Perfect for Birthday Gifts Lots of Space to Write In All Your Beautiful Ideas and Thoughts Great for Journaling Every Day Get Yours Today! We have other funny and beautiful journals/notebooks to write in for men and women of all ages. Please visit our author's page to find other journals and notebooks.

Porn for Women of a Certain Age

Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Author: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 97
Release: 2010-07-01
Genre: Photography
ISBN: 0811873714

Photos of the silver, sexy superheroes we deserve: mature men who can warm up your bed and fix your (obviously) broken scale. Just how long do you plan on defying the laws of gravity? Responding to overwhelming demand, the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative has researched deeply into the desires of women of a certain age. The result: forty steamy scenarios show hunky yet distinguished men catering to every whim. These handsome hotties insist she take an early retirement, delight in the silver in her hair, and best of all, take over the cooking and cleaning. Mrrow! Scientifically proven to make women swoon, Porn for Women of a Certain Age will leave the ladies begging for more. Praise for Porn for New Moms “Genius gift idea . . . (I’ll be getting one for each of the 10 baby showers I have in the next three months!)” —Glamour Magazine “It’s a book we wouldn’t mind sharing with every mother we know.” —Parenting.com “This new book from Chronicle has got to be my favorite baby shower gift idea this year.” —RookieMom.com

Mommy Cusses

Mommy Cusses
Author: Dorman Serena
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2021-06-25
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1797206249

For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Author: Jen Mann
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2014-09-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345549988

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

MOM MOM Life

MOM MOM Life
Author: My Loved Ones Gifts
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-03-07
Genre:
ISBN:

High Quality Journal Notebook to Write In Lined paper Journal - Notebook - Diary with Lots of space to write in - 120 Pages of High Quality. High quality cover design with a Funny Message. GET YOURS TODAY! Write your daily affirmation (Gratitude, motivational, inspirational...) Great if You are Looking for Funny Gifts. You Can Use It as A Journal to Write In - As a Diary or as Notebook Great if You are Looking for Gifts As Notebooks and Journals Perfect Size Journal - Notebook - Diary: 6 x 9 Inches Perfect for Christmas Gifts Perfect for Birthday Gifts Lots of Space to Write In All Your Beautiful Ideas and Thoughts Great for Journaling Every Day Get Yours Today! We have other funny and beautiful journals/notebooks to write in for men and women of all ages. Please visit our author's page to find other journals and notebooks.

How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children
Author: Knock Knock
Publisher:
Total Pages: 200
Release: 2007
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781601060389

While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.