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| Author | : Rob Elliott |
| Publisher | : Baker Books |
| Total Pages | : 128 |
| Release | : 2012-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0800788206 |
Presents a collection of animal jokes for young readers, including one liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
| Author | : Garrison Keillor |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2021-08-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
| Author | : Uncle Amon |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2016-08-02 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781536812053 |
Funny and Hilarious Cat Jokes! Telling a funny joke is a great way to make others laugh and lighten the mood in conversation. Jokes always come in handy and kids love them! This funny and hilarious joke book is full of funny jokes about cats and kittens. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Withcolorful cat illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A: A bowl of mice cream. HAHA! Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? A: Catnip. LOL! Q: What did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch. HAHA! Q: Why does everyone love cats? A: They are purr-fect! LOL! Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe. HAHA! Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? A: A paws. This funny joke book is full of cat jokes that will have you rolling on the floor in laughter! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and kittens will claw you up with giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Uncle Amon Uncle Amon is a best-selling children's book author with a mission. It is to create a positive and lasting influence in the world through children's books. Whether it be an important lesson or just creating laughs, Uncle Amon provides insight, learning, and integrity through his books. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
| Author | : Johnny B. Laughing |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2016-05-28 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781533451910 |
Funny Cat Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cat jokes online? Do you want to keep your child entertained and enjoy reading? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cats jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. WARNING: This book will cause hysterical laughing! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! MEOW! MEOW! Q: How does a cat buy food? A: Usually purr can. MEOW! MEOW! Q: There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many are left? A: None. They were all copy cats! Funny and hilarious cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your cat might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of cat jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about cats and kittens are purr-fect! This joke book is excellent for cat lovers, kids, children, teens, and adults! Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
| Author | : Sky Pony Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 86 |
| Release | : 2019-05-21 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 151074326X |
A hilarious collection of 350 unique jokes for school-free summertime fun, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! Q: During the summer, when do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you’re eating a slice of watermelon! Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer? A: Long time no sea! Belly Laugh Hilarious School’s Out Summer Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious summertime fun! From snappy one-liners to uproarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
| Author | : Louis Sachar |
| Publisher | : A&C Black |
| Total Pages | : 224 |
| Release | : 2013-07-26 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1408850346 |
'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
| Author | : Johnny B. Laughing |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2015-06-09 |
| Genre | : Wit and humor, Juvenile |
| ISBN | : 9781512279641 |
Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. From this Funny Joke Book... Knock knock! Who's there? Bless! Bless who? I didn't sneeze! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Auntie! Auntie who? Auntie glad to see me again! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Zeke! Zeke who? Zeke and ye shall find! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Arnie! Arnie who! Arnie having fun? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Carl! Carl who? Carl get you there faster than walking will! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, ages5-12, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, comedy, humor
| Author | : Dr. Seuss |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins UK |
| Total Pages | : 66 |
| Release | : 2010 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 000734869X |
Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the Cat in the Hat who shows them some tricks and games.
| Author | : Richard Byrne |
| Publisher | : Oxford University Press - Children |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2014-09-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0192737309 |
In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!
| Author | : Uncle Amon |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2016-08-04 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781536829648 |
Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! Laughter is the best medicine. Did you know that laughing has scientifically proven positive effects on your physical and mental health? Laughter can help fight stress, increase energy levels, bond with others and even strengthen the body's ability to fight disease! Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about cows! Also includes cute illustrations for early and beginning readers. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Q: What is the golden rule for a cow? A: Do unto udders as you would have udders do unto you! HAHA! Q: What did one dairy cow say to another? A: Got milk? LOL! Q: How does a cow do math? A: With a cowculator! HAHA! Q: If you mixed a cow with a flock of ducks, what would you get? A: Milk and quackers! LOL! Q: Where did the bull carry his paperwork? A: In his beef case! HAHA! This funny joke book is full of hilarious cow jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cows will have you rolling on the floor laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get hilarious joke collection!
