The Funniest People in Books and Music

The Funniest People in Books and Music
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2005-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0595378986

"The Funniest People Who Write Books and Make Music" contains such anecdotes as these: When Peg Bracken started writing, she would often type the first page of a famous short story for inspiration. Often, she discovered that the page did not look as impressive typed on a sheet of paper as it did printed on a page in a book, so sometimes she would imitate her English professor and write on the sheet of paper: 'You can do better than this, Mr. Faulkner." Andri Previn played jazz with a couple of American-African musicians. Afterwards, he went into a diner, where two white men asked him, 'Why the hell don't you play with your own kind?" Mr. Previn replied, 'To tell you the truth, I wanted to, but I couldn't find two other Jews who swing." Soccer and Cup Final day are important in England. Once, the noted conductor Sir Thomas Beecham held a rehearsal on Cup Final day. The rehearsal had been going on for only a short time when a giant television was delivered to the rehearsal area. Sir Thomas then said, 'Now, gentlemen, let's get down to the most important business of the day-watching the match."

The Kindest People Who Do Good Deeds: Volume 1

The Kindest People Who Do Good Deeds: Volume 1
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 182
Release: 2007-04-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1430314303

The doing of good deeds is important. As a free person, you can choose to live your life as a good person or as a bad person. To be a good person, do good deeds. To be a bad person, do bad deeds. If you do good deeds, you will become good. If you do bad deeds, you will become bad. To become the person you want to be, act as if you already are that kind of person. Each of us chooses what kind of person we will become. To become a hero, do the things a hero does. To become a coward, do the things a coward does. The opportunity to take action to become the kind of person you want to be is yours. ; ;This book collects 250 stories of good deeds from the arts, from religion, and from life.

The Kindest People Who Do Good Deeds: Volume 2

The Kindest People Who Do Good Deeds: Volume 2
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 170
Release: 2008-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1435701119

This book collects 250 stories about good deeds, including this one: When the great 19th-century actor Sir Henry Irving discovered an old woman who needed money to survive but who couldn't work, he would hire her to take care of the cats in his theater. Later, he was going to hire an old woman to take care of the cats, but then he discovered that he had already hired three old women to take care of the cats. Therefore, he hired this old woman to take care of the three old women who took care of the cats.

The History of King Leir: A Retelling

The History of King Leir: A Retelling
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 142
Release: 2018-03-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1387629050

This is an easy-to-read retelling of THE HISTORY OF KING LEIR, a play that was a source for William Shakespeare's KING LEAR.

John Ford's "The Broken Heart": A Retelling

John Ford's
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 154
Release: 2018-03-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1387559982

This is an easy-to-read retelling of John Ford's THE BROKEN HEART. According to Charles Lamb, ""Ford was of the first order of poets. He sought for sublimity, not by parcels in metaphors or visible images, but directly where she has her full residence in the heart of man; in the actions and sufferings of the greatest minds.""

John Ford's "'Tis Pity She's a Whore": A Retelling

John Ford's
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2018-01-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1387445138

This is an easy-to-read retelling of John Ford's tragedy "'Tis Pity She's a Whore." In this tragedy, a brother and sister fall in love and commit incest.

Ben Jonson's "The Alchemist": A Retelling

Ben Jonson's
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2017-08-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1387035525

This is an easy-to-read retelling on Ben Jonson's classic comedy "The Alchemist," whose theme is the love of money.

Ben Jonson's "Volpone, or the Fox": A Retelling

Ben Jonson's
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 282
Release: 2017-11-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1387184245

Ben Jonson was a master of satire who ranks with Jonathan Swift and Voltaire. In Volpone, he tackles greed. The wealthy Venetian gentleman Volpone is as cunning as a fox, and he pretends to be very ill and dying in order to entice legacy-hunters to give him valuable gifts in hopes of being named his heir. This works well for three years, but then This is an easy-to-read retelling of Ben Jonson's satiric masterpiece: "Volpone, or the Fox."