Carpe F*cking Diem Journal

Carpe F*cking Diem Journal
Author: Sourcebooks
Publisher: Calendars & Gifts to Swear by
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-08
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 9781728221175

A journal to stop the bullsh*t and seize the f*cking day Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life--you With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and laugh-out-loud swears this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.

Another Fucking Shit List

Another Fucking Shit List
Author: Crazy Tired Beetches
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 152
Release: 2018-11-28
Genre:
ISBN: 9781790450244

Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!

Bills & Shit

Bills & Shit
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2021-02-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9781716100833

Bills & Shit, Adult Budget Planner, Weekly Expense Tracker, Monthly Budget, Budget Planner Book, Daily Planner Book, Bill Tracking Daily / Weekly / Monthly Budgeting Planner. 8 x 10 inches, Plenty of space to notate the important stuff. Simplistic layout & beautiful design. This planner can help you control your spending and see where the money goes. This book has a total of 114 pages, contain 4 inner cover and 110 planner pages.

Fuck Off, Seriously, Fuck Off

Fuck Off, Seriously, Fuck Off
Author: Juto Note
Publisher:
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2018-11-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781790297276

It's truth and laughter all across the front of a blank lined notebook/ gag gift!This one-of-a-kind notebook is crafted like a 110 page paperback book. Each page contains a line format that's a bit bigger than the ever-familiar college rule format, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This notebook also has an awesome softcover with a neat matte finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)

The Ideal Planner

The Ideal Planner
Author: Emma Chamberlain
Publisher: Gallery Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-08-18
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781982141912

A NATIONAL BESTSELLER From the internet phenomenon whose aesthetic has influenced millions of young people around the world comes an undated planner to help you keep your life in order your way. Emma Chamberlain is a lot of things. The Atlantic calls her “The Most Important YouTuber Today.” W Magazine calls her “The Most Interesting Girl on YouTube.” But what does she call herself? A girl in desperate need of The Ideal Planner! Until now, it seemed like every planner was for “that perfect girl.” But what if you’re just muddling through? What if you’re kind of weird, a little obsessed, definitely silly, love art and fashion, and sometimes accidentally skip days or weeks or months in your planner but don’t want those pages to go to waste? Emma looked everywhere but could not find such a planner. So she decided to make one herself and share it with the world. With guided journal pages, custom mood boards, puzzles, games, lists, corny quotes, cool designs, and silly messages from Emma, it’s a diary, scrapbook, guided journal, coloring book, and planner all in one. And because you fill in the dates you want, it never becomes outdated.

The Love Hypothesis

The Love Hypothesis
Author: Ali Hazelwood
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 401
Release: 2021-09-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0593336828

The Instant New York Times Bestseller and TikTok Sensation! As seen on THE VIEW! A BuzzFeed Best Summer Read of 2021 When a fake relationship between scientists meets the irresistible force of attraction, it throws one woman's carefully calculated theories on love into chaos. As a third-year Ph.D. candidate, Olive Smith doesn't believe in lasting romantic relationships--but her best friend does, and that's what got her into this situation. Convincing Anh that Olive is dating and well on her way to a happily ever after was always going to take more than hand-wavy Jedi mind tricks: Scientists require proof. So, like any self-respecting biologist, Olive panics and kisses the first man she sees. That man is none other than Adam Carlsen, a young hotshot professor--and well-known ass. Which is why Olive is positively floored when Stanford's reigning lab tyrant agrees to keep her charade a secret and be her fake boyfriend. But when a big science conference goes haywire, putting Olive's career on the Bunsen burner, Adam surprises her again with his unyielding support and even more unyielding...six-pack abs. Suddenly their little experiment feels dangerously close to combustion. And Olive discovers that the only thing more complicated than a hypothesis on love is putting her own heart under the microscope.

My Wedding Shit

My Wedding Shit
Author: Wedding Planner Press
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-05-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781096899099

My Wedding Shit is an irreverent wedding planner for the sarcastic bride to be. A potty mouthed and practical, portable wedding planner notebook for the new fiance. Use for wedding ideas, thoughts, notes, plans, guest lists, seating arrangements, booking catering, dj, photographers, florists, cake, to do lists, and everything else that you need to plan a successful wedding!. 110 pages of planning and organization. Funny engagement present for the bride. Makes a great bride-to-be present for a bridal shower or wedding announcement. This soft bound matte cover planner will be your go-to for organizing your big day. The large 8.5x11 size that gives you plenty of space to note all your important info! With a swear-y words and romantic rose theme, this is a fun way to kick off the planning for the big event.

No Worries

No Worries
Author: Bella Mente Press
Publisher:
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2020-04-14
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781952676000

Are anxiety and worried thoughts making you feel restless and panicked? Are they preventing you from feeling positive and optimistic about your day-to-day life? If so, manage your thoughts and lift your spirits using this beautiful daily journal as your guide. No Worries is a 12-week anxiety journal that will help you process what's on your mind and gently re-frame your thoughts, so you can manage your worries before they start to spiral out of control. It was designed to meet you where you are now and guide you toward developing a practice of taking a few minutes each day to reflect on your thoughts, identify the sources of your anxiety, get in the habit of positive thinking, and prioritize your overall wellness and mental health. No Worries includes: Daily Journaling Pages Space to check in on your mood, reflect on your thoughts and anxiety triggers, practice daily gratitude, and honor any positive thoughts or moments from your day. Self-Care Ideas: Suggestions for simple ways to take care of yourself and start to feel better. Emotional Support Cheat Sheet: Write down who you love, what you value, things you enjoy, and favorite quotes for whenever life feels uncertain Mindfulness Matters: Tips for finding a few minutes of peace and quiet each day. Fear-Setting Exercises Manage your biggest worries and shift your perspective so you can stop stressing and take meaningful action. Habit Trackers: A page to help you remember to prioritize self-care and the habits that are important to you each week. Therapy Reflections: Reflect on your sessions (if you are seeing a therapist or counselor) and record what you learned and how it made you feel. Monthly Progress: Pages for you to look back on your month overall and check in on your satisfaction in different areas of your life. Anxiety might be making you feel like you're walking on pins and needles. But by using the No Worries journal, you'll be making a positive step forward toward coping with your anxiety, caring for your mental health, and feeling better each day.

Get Sh*t Done

Get Sh*t Done
Author: Monica Sweeney
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2020-08-18
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781250270733

Plan the sh*t out of every day!Welcome to a f*ckload of fun in calendar journaling. transforms the cheerful profanity of Zen as F*ck into a fun, daily planner format. Type-A foul-mouths everywhere can now schedule their f*cking hearts out to funny, yet thoughtful questions, quotes, and inspirations. Now they can sort through the bullsh*t, wrap themselves in positivity, and organize the very best of what's to come. With 365 positively profane ways to organize the day, journalers can keep track of their best f*cking days yet.

Shit I Can't Remember

Shit I Can't Remember
Author: Phil D Organizers
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-04-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095625095

Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit