Fifty Shades of Beige

Fifty Shades of Beige
Author: David Mitchell
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-05-19
Genre:
ISBN: 9781803697727

'Fifty Shades of Beige' is my first poetry anthology and, quite possibly, my last. It is a set of poems about life in the retirement years, a subject which has given me much material since I joined the ranks back in 2009. I am indebted to all those who have unwittingly given me inspiration. Names have been necessarily changed in order to avoid legal action. I hope you will enjoy entering a world where health issues are never far away from conversations, where Knit and Natter is dominated by the latter and where once orderly garages are now rammed with offspring's worldly belongings. Where else would you have an anthology featuring dishwashers, bins and Wordle? So, pour yourself a dry sherry, find your slippers and retire to your cosy armchair. You might just manage to read a few poems before 'Tipping Point' comes on.

100 Unexpected Statements about Fifty Shades of Beige

100 Unexpected Statements about Fifty Shades of Beige
Author: Ethan Ging
Publisher: Lennex
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2013-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9785458945271

In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "Fifty Shades of Beige: Book One of the Fifty Shades Parody." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.

The Art of Design: Volume I

The Art of Design: Volume I
Author: Joseph Pubillones
Publisher: Creators Publishing
Total Pages: 78
Release: 2014-12-11
Genre: Design
ISBN: 1942448074

Joseph Pubillones is a nationally syndicated lifestyle columnist for Creators Syndicate. This is a collection of the very best of The Art of Design from 2014.

The Unofficial Divergent Aptitude Test

The Unofficial Divergent Aptitude Test
Author: Noel St. Clair
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2015-02-15
Genre: Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN: 1440585156

Find your faction with this aptitude test! Ever wonder what faction you'd be placed in if you were a part of the bestselling Divergent series? Would you be dauntless like Christina, erudite like Caleb, or divergent like Tris? Filled with hundreds of personality questions, this book guides you through different scenarios to help you demonstrate your virtues, uncover your strengths, and discover your true faction. You'll go through the rigorous process of determining what group you belong to--the Abnegation (the selfless), Amity (the peaceful), Candor (the honest), Dauntless (the Brave), or Erudite (the intellectual)--or if you're divergent and best suited for more than one faction. Your results will also detail why you belong in that division and how your life will change upon initiation. Complete with advice for being the best member of your faction, The Unofficial Divergent Aptitude Test challenges you to prove that you have what it takes to live in Tris's world.

Start to Finish

Start to Finish
Author: Eric Lax
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 370
Release: 2018-09-04
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 0804170843

In this fascinating insight into the artistic process, longtime Woody Allen biographer Eric Lax follows the legendary director through the making of a movie—from start to finish. Charting the production of Allen’s forty-sixth directorial feature, Irrational Man—starring Joaquin Phoenix and Emma Stone—from inception to premier, Lax takes us onto the set and behind the scenes, revealing the intimate details of Allen’s filmmaking. We see the screenplay being shaped, the scenes being prepared, and the actors, cinematographers, editors, and other participants at work. We hear Allen’s colleagues speak candidly about working with him, and Allen speaking with equal openness about his career. An unprecedented insight into one of the foremost filmmakers of our time, Start to Finish is sure to delight not only movie buffs and Allen fans, but everyone who has marveled at the magic of the movies.

The Legend of the Map

The Legend of the Map
Author: Wayne Tyson
Publisher: Partridge Publishing Singapore
Total Pages: 334
Release: 2020-04-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1543757006

The continuing adventures of Fitzwilliam and Elizabeth Darcy as they get dragged into yet another bizarre adventure. A cryptic map from a dead Sea-Captain holds clues to an elusive wizard’s treasure. But first they must solve the puzzles on the map and then find their way through the wilds of a very different Britain. Battling Elves, Pirates and Monks, the treasure they eventually find is not at all what they were expecting. This hilarious sequel to Pride and Perpetration opens a whole new world of odd characters as well as touching on the past lives of our heroes.

The Love Book

The Love Book
Author: Nina Solomon
Publisher: Akashic Books
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2015-01-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1617753173

An anti-romantic comedy about the misadventures of four women who meet on a singles' bike trip.

I Talk to Myself Too Much

I Talk to Myself Too Much
Author: Dr Robert J Glen
Publisher: Robert J Glen
Total Pages: 139
Release: 2024-09-14
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN:

RJ always considered himself a typical software engineer—logical, focused, and comfortably settled in his routines. But lately, something's changed. He's talking to himself more and more, and he can't figure out why. Is it stress? Loneliness? Or could this newfound chatter be the key to unlocking parts of himself he never knew existed? As RJ dives deeper into the world of self-talk, he discovers it's far more complex—and common—than he ever imagined. From the hushed whispers of daily life to the booming internal monologues of historical figures, self-talk shapes our thoughts, decisions, and very sense of self. Join RJ on a journey that weaves together cutting-edge neuroscience, age-old philosophy, and personal growth. You'll explore: - The surprising benefits of your inner voice - The pitfalls of excessive self-talk - Techniques to harness the power of your internal dialogue - The profound philosophical questions raised by our inner conversations Whether you're a chronic self-talker or someone who's never given it a second thought, this book will forever change the way you think about thinking. After all, the most important conversations you have might be the ones you have with yourself.

Same Love

Same Love
Author: Tony Correia
Publisher: James Lorimer & Company
Total Pages: 186
Release: 2017-08-01
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1459412346

At seventeen, Adam has suspected for a while that he might be gay. His sketchbook has become full of images of good-looking men, and he isn't attracted to any of the girls he knows. When he reveals his feelings to his devout parents, they send him to a Christian camp, warning him that there will be no room in their lives for a gay son. The last thing Adam expects is to meet someone he is deeply attracted to; unfortunately, Paul is more committed to his Christian faith than Adam is. Adam tries to bury his attraction to Paul by concentrating on his art and his new friends Rhonda and Martin. When it becomes clear how unhappy Rhonda and Martin are at Camp Revelation, Adam and Paul are both forced to question what the church tells them about love. But with a whole camp full of people trying to get Adam to change who he is, what kind of chance do Adam and Paul have to find love and a life with each other?

Big White Ghetto

Big White Ghetto
Author: Kevin D. Williamson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 234
Release: 2020-11-17
Genre: Political Science
ISBN: 1621579948

"You can't truly understand the country you're living in without reading Williamson." —Rich Lowry, National Review "His observations on American culture, history, and politics capture the moment we're in—and where we are going." —Dana Perino, Fox News An Appalachian economy that uses cases of Pepsi as money. Life in a homeless camp in Austin. A young woman whose résumé reads, “Topless Chick, Uncredited.” Remorselessly unsentimental, Kevin D. Williamson is a chronicler of American underclass dysfunction unlike any other. From the hollows of Eastern Kentucky to the porn business in Las Vegas, from the casinos of Atlantic City to the heroin rehabs of New Orleans, he depicts an often brutal reality that does not fit nicely into any political narrative or comfort any partisan. Coming from the world he writes about, Williamson understands it in a way that most commentators on American politics and culture simply can’t. In these sometimes savage and often hilarious essays, he takes readers on a wild tour of the wreckage of the American republic—the “white minstrel show” of right-wing grievance politics, progressive politicians addicted to gambling revenue, the culture of passive victimhood, and the reality of permanent poverty. Unsparing yet never unsympathetic, Big White Ghetto provides essential insight into an enormous but forgotten segment of American society.