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| Author | : Igloo Books |
| Publisher | : Igloo Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2018-12-04 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781499882216 |
Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a smelly breeze, or released a dub with more squeak than stink, this book contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to identify each whiff and become an expet in fart execution with this illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation.
| Author | : M.D. Whalen |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 142 |
| Release | : 2018-03-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9789627866404 |
Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
| Author | : August O'Phwinn |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2011-10-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781452102818 |
What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.
| Author | : H. W. Smeldit |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2012-01-25 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781452106311 |
From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
| Author | : Nick Caruso |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2019-07-11 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1526361892 |
An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
| Author | : Birte Müller |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2024-03-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0735845468 |
Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
| Author | : P. U Rippley |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Press |
| Total Pages | : 22 |
| Release | : 2015-05-01 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781760150327 |
This follow-up to Farts: A Spotter's Guide and Farts in the Wild takes fart enthusiasts back to the beginning of farts. Starting with the strange animals of the primordial seas in the time before the dinosaurs' reign and taking in the first squishy creatures to venture (and fart) on land, the book offers a tongue-in-cheek look and listen at prehistoric farts and the origin (and demise) of the dinosaurs. Stegosaurus furiously fanning away the gas with the plates on its back, Velociraptors and their flatulence-through-feathers, Archeopteryx and its first fart-assisted attempts at flying, these and more make an appearance. The culmination is the fartastrophe that brought an end to the Age of Dinosaurs. The audio module provides the soundtrack to ten scenes of fantastic, larger-than-life gas.
| Author | : Derek Landy |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2017-04-06 |
| Genre | : Children's stories |
| ISBN | : 9780008242794 |
"Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
| Author | : Eric Geron |
| Publisher | : Becker & Mayer |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : 2021-03-16 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9780760369111 |
He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!
| Author | : Samantha Shorkey |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 314 |
| Release | : 2020-02-18 |
| Genre | : Cooking |
| ISBN | : 1646111060 |
Plant power for vegan bodybuilders—the essential cookbook When it comes to gaining muscle, protein is king in the nutrient world, but you don't have to be a carnivore to get "swole." Plants contain the nutrients needed to support your bodybuilding efforts. The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook is your comprehensive guide to keep you on track towards shredded success. Learn to complement your training regimen with a plant-based diet featuring 102 delicious recipes, nutritional guidance, and meal plans. With the knowledge presented in this book, you will be on the way to achieving your bodybuilding goals and gaining enormous health benefits. The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook includes: Powerful options—Take your pick from one of the three one-week meal plans, each designed to help you reach the pinnacle of your bodybuilding program. The healthy goods—From shopping lists and dietary information to meal prep advice, this book is jacked with everything you need to succeed in bodybuilding. Facts, facts, facts—Did you know 1 cup of almonds has the same amount of protein as 1 cup of chicken? This book is loaded with important information. If you're looking for a vegan cookbook that supports bodybuilding, look no further than this one.
