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| Author | : William Kotzwinkle |
| Publisher | : North Atlantic Books |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2011-10-18 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1583943994 |
Have you ever heard a fart that could save the day? In this New York Times bestselling kids book, every toot tells a funny tale! Over one million copies sold and countless giggles shared! Meet Walter, a fine dog with flatulence. Despite his distinctive trait, he's loved by his siblings Billy and Betty. But Father has had enough! On the brink of being sent to the dog pound, Walter’s unexpected asset turns into his superpower when burglars break in. With a heroic toot, he saves the day and earns his place in the family’s heart. This hilarious tale for children ages 4-8 (and adults who aren't afraid to laugh) features surreal illustrations by Audrey Colman and an absurdly comical storyline. Walter the Farting Dog is a timeless story about acceptance, love, and the incredible power of being oneself...farts and all. Recommended by parents, librarians, and kids who know a thing or two about funny business, Walter the Farting Dog is more than just a book—it's a shared memory, a giggle-inducing classic, and a beloved family treasure. Join Walter on his windy adventure, penned by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, and discover why this book has captured hearts for over two decades. Embrace the laughter and share this delightful read with the whole family!
| Author | : William Kotzwinkle |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2008-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0142411426 |
Walter the Farting Dog is now a hero of the high seas! Everybody is having a great time on a cruise . . . until a terrible odor permeates the ship. All signs point to Walter, and so he is first banished down below, with the stinky cheeses, and then into a lifeboat to float behind the ocean liner. Then catastrophe strikes! How long will the great cruise ship and its frightened passengers be marooned on the high seas? About as long as it takes Walter to digest that cheese!
| Author | : Leafy Design |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 50 |
| Release | : 2021-01-27 |
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Coloring Book for Adults: Farting Book For Grown Ups: Adult Humor Gift Idea This Funny Farting Greyhound Coloring Book is the perfect gift for all Greyhound, dog and animal lovers. This hilarious coloring book is full of farting Greyhounds, animals, funny quotes and many other farting characters and designs. Coloring book includes 23 full page unique designs ready to color Large book format of 8.5"x11" (21.59cm x 27.94cm) Cute greyhound designs include; farting llama, farting sloth, farting narhwal, coffee, burger, hippie car, pizza and even a fart haunted house! Funny fart sayings and quotes that are sure to make you laugh Soft paperback gloss cover - perfect bound Artworks are printed on one side of the page only to avoid bleed through Funny Greyhound and fart themed illustrations Amusing Greyhound cover Enjoy hours of stress relieving coloring with this amusing Farting Greyhounds dog coloring book. It's a must have for all greyhound and animal lovers.
| Author | : Vincent J. Musi |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 309 |
| Release | : 2019-12-03 |
| Genre | : Photography |
| ISBN | : 1452182094 |
From an opera-loving Labrador to a tooting bulldog, a chronicle of the character and personality of everyday dogs from a National Geographic photographer. Discover the stunning collection of photographs that shows the majesty, playfulness, and joy that is man’s best friend: As a National Geographic photographer, taking pictures of lions, tigers, and bears was a regular day’s work for Vincent Musi, but in 2017 he gave himself a new challenge: dogs. Using the same lighting and photographic techniques he uses for his National Geographic photography, Musi spent a year shooting portraits of dogs and compiling them into a book complete with all of the tail wags, wet noses, and dogs of all shapes and sizes. With delightful and informative bios displayed next to each portrait, The Year of the Dogs will have you entertained and doggedly coming back for more. “This gorgeous tribute to man’s best friend is the perfect gift for the dog-lover in your life—or anyone who needs to be convinced that dogs have just as much personality as humans.” —The Pioneer Woman “You’ve probably seen work by Vincent Musi before. He’s a regular National Geographic photographer and his work has covered topics like volcanoes, illegal immigration, global warming, hurricanes and the like. His latest book, though, is quite different in subject matter. It’s a book about dogs—your average pet pooch—and it’s fabulous . . . Paging through the book is a delight.” —Photo District News “For the dog lover who also loves photography, you can’t go wrong with this coffee table book from photographer Vincent J. Musi.” —InStyle (Holiday Gift Pick)
| Author | : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. |
| Publisher | : Ballantine Books |
| Total Pages | : 289 |
| Release | : 2009-02-19 |
| Genre | : Pets |
| ISBN | : 0307489183 |
Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
| Author | : Babette Cole |
| Publisher | : Dragonfly Books |
| Total Pages | : 42 |
| Release | : 1997-03-11 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 067988548X |
Dr. dog is not your usual doctor. For one thing, he makes house calls. For another, he's a pet beagle! When his entire family falls sick, only Dr. Dog can save the day, with cure for head lice, pinworms, and (yikes!) even a case of too much gas...
| Author | : Nick Caruso |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2019-07-11 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1526361892 |
An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
| Author | : Vit Hansen |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 65 |
| Release | : 2018-08-17 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781718186798 |
*NEW RELEASE* 🐕💨 🐕💨 🐕💨 🐕💨 🐕💨 Cute Dogs Farting Do you like to color? Don't miss this too cute coloring book. Cute Dogs Farting Coloring Book is for kids of all ages and those who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this super cute coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! Each page measures 8"x10" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. Must have humorous coloring book for dog lovers. We all know dogs are super adorable animals! Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of your favorite dog for you to color on. Fart book for all fans of super cute kawaii doodle coloring books. BE ORIGINAL! Buy two copies or more and make someone laugh today! *Cute & silly dogs coloring book* NOW ALSO AVAILABLE ON AMAZON: More Coloring Fun: Cute Cats Farting - Pattern Edition Coloring Book For Advanced Colorists --> ISBN: 978-1973546405 Holly Jolly Farting Santa Coloring Book --> ISBN: 978-1973291336 Fart Yoga Coloring Book --> ISBN: 978-1973154969 Super Cute Poo Coloring Book --> ISBN: 978-1521908198 Jeez Louise - The Most Innocent Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults --> ISBN: 978-1549759710 🐕💨 🐕💨 🐕💨 🐕💨 🐕💨 🐕💨
| Author | : Jim Eldridge |
| Publisher | : Hachette Children's |
| Total Pages | : 136 |
| Release | : 2011-05-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1444905082 |
Meet Dave. He's disgusting - everyone says so. Even his mum is fed up with him examining his nose pickings. So now Dave's got a challenge: if he can avoid doing anything disgusting for a week, he gets a £20 reward. He thinks he can do it. At least, until his arch-enemy, Banger Bates, lands him with Fred, the farting dog.
| Author | : Stefan Waidelich |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 50 |
| Release | : 2021-10-22 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9783986610111 |
The most incredible rhyming King Arthur story for children since there were dragons !
