Go Eat a Bag of Dicks

Go Eat a Bag of Dicks
Author: Active Creative Journals
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2017-01-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781542406895

This is a blank, lined journal with 108 pages. It's 6x9 inches, a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere. It's perfect for a funny gag gift to make anyone laugh. Other features of this notebook include excellent and thick binding, durable 55# white paper and a glossy finished cover. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.

Dear Butthole, Eat a Bag of Dicks

Dear Butthole, Eat a Bag of Dicks
Author: I. curse for fun
Publisher:
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2020-07-07
Genre:
ISBN:

44 Animal floral patterns for you to unwind and turn your stress into creativity! This amazing adult coloring book has over 40 pages (8-1/2*11) cool patterns and provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. It features small and big angelic creatures designs, animals, funny trolls, famous artworks and hindu design patterns. Designs range in complexity and detail from beginner to expert-level. YOU WILL LOVE THIS BECAUSE IT OFFERS: ★ Stress Relieving Designs that are Great for Relaxation. Each coloring page is designed to provide calmness and relaxation as you channelize your energies for creative expression. ★ Beautiful Artwork and Designs. Well-crafted illustrations and designs that lay the groundwork for you to create your own frame-worthy masterpieces. ★ Suitable for All Skill Levels. This coloring book offers a broad variety of designs suited for all skill levels - ranging from beginner to expert level. ★ A Great Gift. Coloring books make a wonderful gift and this one particular one is the perfect gift for a your dear butthole friend LOL. ♥ Buy Now & Relax. ⚠ Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button.

How Not to Be a Dick

How Not to Be a Dick
Author: Meghan Doherty
Publisher: Zest Books ™
Total Pages: 227
Release: 2019-08-01
Genre: Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN: 1541581873

On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too. Just see the agreement at the beginning of the book: I pledge to use the tools and techniques provided in this book to help make the world a less dickish place. "Doherty fires absurd twenty-first-century zingers that happen to be really, really, really funny."—starred, Booklist

A Cock Coloring Book for Adults

A Cock Coloring Book for Adults
Author: Moby Dick
Publisher:
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2020-06-02
Genre:
ISBN:

A Cock Coloring Book for Adults: Dirty Dicks Eat a bag of dicks! - For adults only - 25 Extra Penis-y Coloring Pages - Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun - Single-Sided Pages At 8"x10" - Great for all coloring mediums - Full page designs - Cockiest gift idea! Need a good laugh?! Order this dicktastic adult coloring book now and start coloring the most vulgar and obscene dicks to help relieve stress! Blow off some steam with each stroke of the pen...You'll f*cking love it! Color the perfect penis with this hilarious cock coloring book for grown-ups!

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick
Author: Heather Land
Publisher:
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2017-09-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781976427671

You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.

A Bag of Dick's

A Bag of Dick's
Author: Colin Conway
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-11-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781737112099

Nigger

Nigger
Author: Dick Gregory
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2019-06-11
Genre: History
ISBN: 0593086155

Comedian and civil rights activist Dick Gregory’s million-copy-plus bestselling memoir—now in trade paperback for the first time. “Powerful and ugly and beautiful...a moving story of a man who deeply wants a world without malice and hate and is doing something about it.”—The New York Times Fifty-five years ago, in 1964, an incredibly honest and revealing memoir by one of the America's best-loved comedians and activists, Dick Gregory, was published. With a shocking title and breathtaking writing, Dick Gregory defined a genre and changed the way race was discussed in America. Telling stories that range from his hardscrabble childhood in St. Louis to his pioneering early days as a comedian to his indefatigable activism alongside Medgar Evers and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Gregory's memoir riveted readers in the sixties. In the years and decades to come, the stories and lessons became more relevant than ever, and the book attained the status of a classic. The book has sold over a million copies and become core text about race relations and civil rights, continuing to inspire readers everywhere with Dick Gregory's incredible story about triumphing over racism and poverty to become an American legend.

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2012-04-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1101573082

The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

My Cat is a Dick

My Cat is a Dick
Author: Malcolm Katz
Publisher: Trapeze
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2017-10-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781409169024

No matter how much of a cat lover you are, you have to admit those loving feelings can feel pretty one-way. Whether it's in the form of treasure hunts around the house with small dead animals as the 'treasure', biffing your face for attention in the middle of the night, or the endless indecision about being inside or outside, cats - a lot of the time - are dicks. Thankfully, we can laugh about it, because thankfully (as this book shows) we are far from alone. Featuring over 100 photos of cats in all sorts of interesting predicaments, MY CAT IS A DICK shows that even when they're playing up, cats have an excellent sense of humour. It just often comes at human expense.