Don't Forget the Oatmeal!

Don't Forget the Oatmeal!
Author: B. G. Ford
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 1993
Genre: Grocery shopping
ISBN: 9780895777010

"A supermarket word book". Featuring Jim Henson's Sesame Street Muppets.

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances
Author: Matthew Inman
Publisher: Andrews Mcmeel+ORM
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2014-09-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1449460992

This is not just a book about running. It's a book about cupcakes. It's a book about suffering. It's a book about gluttony, vanity, bliss, electrical storms, ranch dressing, and Godzilla. It's a book about all the terrible and wonderful reasons we wake up each day and propel our bodies through rain, shine, heaven, and hell. From #1 New York Times best-selling author, Matthew Inman, AKA The Oatmeal, comes this hilarious, beautiful, poignant collection of comics and stories about running, eating, and one cartoonist's reasons for jogging across mountains until his toenails fall off. Containing over 70 pages of never-before-seen material, including "A Lazy Cartoonist's Guide to Becoming a Runner" and "The Blerch's Guide to Dieting," this book also comes with Blerch race stickers.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
Author: The Oatmeal
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 138
Release: 2012-10-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1449410499

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

Hyperbole and a Half

Hyperbole and a Half
Author: Allie Brosh
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2013-10-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1451666187

#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby
Author: Matthew Inman
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2019-06-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1524854336

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby is chockfull of comics about cats, babies, dogs, lasers, selfies, and pigeons! This book contains a vast wealth of never-before-seen comics, including informative guides, such as: How to comfortably sleep next to your cat 10 ways to befriend a misanthropic cat How to hold a baby when you are not used to holding babies A dog’s guide to walking a human being How to cuddle like you mean it Includes a pull-out poster of: How to tell if your cat thinks you’re not that big of a deal.

I Can Do it Myself

I Can Do it Myself
Author: Emily Perl Kingsley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 30
Release: 1993
Genre: Autonomy
ISBN: 9780895777034

Lessons on self-esteem, and learning how to do things all by yourself.

Sesame Street Treasury

Sesame Street Treasury
Author: Publications International, Ltd
Publisher: Publications International
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-08
Genre: Children's stories, American
ISBN: 9781412717366

Sesame Street has been helping children laugh and learn since 1969, and Sesame Street Treasury showcases 23 favorite stories, songs, poems, and more from the classic television series. Beloved Sesame Street characters are illustrated on every page, including Elmo, Grover, Bert and Ernie, Zoe, Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch, Cookie Monster, The Count, and more. Preschoolers and their parents will love reading this treasury together.

Enemy Planes Above Us

Enemy Planes Above Us
Author: Anne DeLacey
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 125
Release: 2010-03-23
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1450080537

England 1940. Amid the terrifying ruins, a brave young girl carries on through the horror unfolding all around her, as the full might of the Third Reich prepares it's assault upon her beloved island. This is the story of how an ordinary citizen was caught up in events beyond her youthful grasp. Yet she, her family, her neighbors, and her nation courageously faced these overwhelming challenges with perseverance. The moment was dark indeed, particularly for this school girl, and countless others, who watched as their homes, and nation, were systematically destroyed night and day by the ruthless foe from across the channel. Throughout these sleepless nights, Anne DeLacey carried the images of this destruction as her constant companion. Yet in spite of the carnage, she emerged steadfast from the rubble, and, with renewed vigor, lives on to tell her tale in Enemy Planes Above Us. Contact author: [email protected] Visit Author Website: www.annedelacey.com

How to Gain the Professional Edge, Second Edition

How to Gain the Professional Edge, Second Edition
Author: Susan Morem
Publisher: Infobase Publishing
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2009
Genre: Occupations
ISBN: 1438112378

Offers advice and tips for creating an appearance and presence in the workplace that can help to foster success and advancement.

Journal

Journal
Author: South Africa. Department of Agriculture
Publisher:
Total Pages: 954
Release: 1921
Genre: Agriculture
ISBN: