Dad to the Bone

Dad to the Bone
Author: Jerry Scott
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2002-08-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780740726705

Well on the day you were born, the nurses all gathered 'round. And they gazed in wide wonder, as my face hit the ground. The head nurse looked up, said, "Leave this one prone." She could tell right away that I was Dad to the bone." --Sing to the tune of George Thorogood's Bad to the Bone If you read the job description in a want ad, you might think long and hard before responding. WANTED: A man willing to change diapers that could nuke the ozone, plop down on all fours and become a horsie at a moment's notice, arise from a deep sleep for an hour to calm nightmares, and part with a significant chunk of his hard-earned nest egg. There's only one explanation for why a man such as Baby Blues' Darryl MacPherson would accept such a challenge . . . because he's Dad to the Bone. "Now, when I coach your teams, I go out of my mind! Every holler and scream means I'm proud that you're mine! As the years go by, pretty baby, can't believe how much you've grown! I wanna' thank you for makin' me a Dad to the Bone!" Of course, Baby Blues isn't only about fatherhood. This is a well-rounded family, with mom Wanda becoming more well-rounded every day as she heads into her third pregnancy. This collection of strips from the wildly popular feature Baby Blues, which is enjoyed by millions of parents and kids every day. Over the years, creators Jerry Scott and Rick Kirkman have perfected this family-centered strip that presents the joyful moments with the frustrating in a way that is hilarious and heartfelt without being syrupy sweet.

Jake's Bones

Jake's Bones
Author: Jake McGowan-Lowe
Publisher: Ticktock Books, Limited
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-03-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781848988521

Jake McGowan-Lowe is a boy with a very unusual hobby. Since the age of 7, he has been photographing and blogging about his incredible finds and now has a worldwide following, including 100,000 visitors from the US and Canada. Follow Jake as he explores the animal world through this new 64-page book. He takes you on a world wide journey of his own collection, and introduces you to other amazing animals from the four corners of the globe. Find out what a cow's tooth, a rabbit's rib and a duck's quack look like and much, much more besides.

Dad To The Bone

Dad To The Bone
Author: Loving Family
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-05-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781099563812

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Dad To The Bone

Dad To The Bone
Author: The Perfect Presents Fatherhoo Journals
Publisher:
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-11-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781711099705

Dad To The Bone Journal & Notebook - 120 Pages Lined 6" x 9" This super funny bad (dad) to the bone design is perfect for any awesome dads out there who are a little bit of a badass! If your pops is bad to the bone & appreciates hilarious puns like this, they'll love this quote as a gift! Grab this awesome dad to the bone gift for your papa this fathers day or for his birthday! If you know any dad who is strong & independent - they need this bad to the bone joke pun! Empty lined notebook which is perfect as a diary, planner or journal and can also be used for gratitude listing, as a prayer log, or for idea gathering!

Red at the Bone

Red at the Bone
Author: Jacqueline Woodson
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 149
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1474616461

THE TIMES '100 BEST SUMMER READS' NEW YORK TIMES TOP 10 BESTSELLER LONGLISTED FOR THE WOMEN'S PRIZE 2020 'Sublime' Candice Carty-Williams 'An epic in miniature' Tayari Jones 'A banger' Ta-Nehisi Coates 'Generous and big-hearted' Brit Bennett 'A true spell of a book' Ocean Vuong 'A proclamation' R.O. Kwon 'A little masterpiece' Paula Hawkins 'I adored this book' Elizabeth MacNeal 'Pure poetry' Observer 'A sharply focused gem' Sunday Times 'Will remind you why you love reading' Stylist 'Haunting' Guardian 'A wonderful, tragic, inspiring story' Metro 'Prose that sings off the page... Gorgeous' Mail on Sunday 'A nuanced portrait of shifting family relationships' Financial Times 'As seductive as a Prince bop' O, The Oprah Magazine 'Razor-sharp' Vanity Fair 'Dazzling... With urgent, vital insights into questions of class, gender, race, history, queerness and sex' New York Times An unexpected teenage pregnancy brings together two families from different social classes, and exposes the private hopes, disappointments and longings that can bind or divide us. From the New York Times-bestselling and National Book Award-winning author of Another Brooklyn and Brown Girl Dreaming. Brooklyn, 2001. It is the evening of sixteen-year-old Melody's coming of age ceremony in her grandparents' brownstone. Watched lovingly by her relatives and friends, making her entrance to the music of Prince, she wears a special custom-made dress - the very same dress that was sewn for a different wearer, Melody's mother, for a celebration that ultimately never took place. Unfurling the history of Melody's family - from the 1921 Tulsa race massacre to post 9/11 New York - Red at the Bone explores sexual desire, identity, class, and the life-altering facts of parenthood, as it looks at the ways in which young people must so often make fateful decisions about their lives before they have even begun to figure out who they are and what they want to be. *** ONE OF THE BOOKS OF THE YEAR FOR: New York Times; Washington Post; Time; USA Today; O, The Oprah Magazine; Elle; Good Housekeeping; Esquire; NPR; New York Public Library; Library Journal; Kirkus; BookRiot; She Reads; The Undefeated ***

Rule Of The Bone

Rule Of The Bone
Author: Russell Banks
Publisher: Vintage Canada
Total Pages: 381
Release: 2010-01-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307375641

Chappie is a punked-out teenager rejected by his mother and abusive stepfather. Out of school and in trouble with the police, he drifts through crash pads, doper squats, and malls until he finally settles in an abandoned school bus with Rose, a seven-year-old child, and I-Man, an exiled Rastafarian who will dramatically change his life. Together they begin an amazing journey...

Bone Jack

Bone Jack
Author: Sara Crowe
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2017-02-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0698409728

A haunting story of magic and myth, of one boy caught between worlds, and of the lengths he will travel to save those he loves. "Dark, magical, and mysterious, Bone Jack captured me and carried me away." —Rebecca Stead, Newbery Medal-winning author of When You Reach Me and Goodbye Stranger Times have been tough for Ash lately, and all he wants is for everything to go back to the way it used to be. Back before drought ruined the land and disease killed off the livestock. Before Ash’s father went off to war and returned carrying psychological scars. Before his best friend, Mark, started acting strangely. As Ash trains for his town’s annual Stag Chase—a race rooted in violent, ancient lore—he’s certain that if he can win and make his father proud, life will return to normal. But the line between reality and illusion is rapidly blurring, and the past has a way of threatening the present. When a run in the mountains brings Ash face-to-face with Bone Jack—a figure that guards the boundary between the living world and the dead—everything changes once more. As dark energies take root and the world as he knows it is upended, it’s up to Ash to restore things to their proper order and literally run for his life. Praise for Bone Jack: A 2015 Carnegie Medal nominee A 2015 Branford Boase Award nominee "Though this might seem like justanother ghost story, there’s subtle depth here, too, and teen fans of both horror and literary fiction will findlots to like." —Booklist "Crowe is a masterly storyteller whose lyrical prose will enthrall young readers. A page-turning and atmospheric offering for middle graders who crave dark fantasy." —School Library Journal "Crowe is particularly effective in evoking the sensory elements of the natural world...eminiscent of David Almond’s work in its sensuality and mysticism." —Horn Book "British author Crowe crafts a tense, atmospheric tale steeped in folklore, where the setting itself comes alive. It’s a quick but memorable read, and a fascinating take on the power of belief and healing." —Publishers Weekly "The action scenes around the chase itself are gripping, with lots of high drama and no guaranteed happy outcome. What’s even more memorable, however, is the lingering feeling of loss that shapes so many lives in this British import; plenty of real-life monsters like war, depression, and isolation haunt people as much as ghostly hound boys." —BCCB "[P]owerful and beguiling." —Telegraph "A lovely, eerie adventure, balancing the ancient magic with Ash's very real character growth." —Kirkus Reviews

Bone by Bone by Bone

Bone by Bone by Bone
Author: Tony Johnston
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2016-03-29
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1626727376

FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN WHITE AND BLACK in 1950s Tennessee. Tony Johnston draws on her own childhood memories to limn a portrait of a sensitive and compassionate boy fighting for a friendship his father forbids. David's daddy is determined that his son will grow up to be a doctor like himself. David studies the human bones, and secretly teaches them in turn to his black friend, Malcolm. In a rage, Dr. Church forbids Malcolm to ever enter their home--and threatens to kill him if he does. David tries to change his daddy's mind. but when Malcolm crosses the line, Dr. Church grabs his shotgun.

Dad To The Bone

Dad To The Bone
Author: The Perfect Presents Father Sketchbooks
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-11-29
Genre:
ISBN: 9781713282037

Dad To The Bone Creative Sketchbook - 110 Large Blank Pages 8.5" x 11" This super funny bad (dad) to the bone design is perfect for any awesome dads out there who are a little bit of a badass! If your pops is bad to the bone & appreciates hilarious puns like this, they'll love this quote as a gift! Grab this awesome dad to the bone gift for your papa this fathers day or for his birthday! If you know any dad who is strong & independent - they need this bad to the bone joke pun! Empty sketchbook with framed border for daily creative use - great gift idea for artists this holiday season!

Dad To the Bone

Dad To the Bone
Author: Cooldad Publishing
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-05-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781099619380

This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. 100 pages of high quality paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday...