Dad Jokes Christmas Special
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| Author | : Trey Kennedy |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 168 |
| Release | : 2018-11-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780578414836 |
Dads and dad jokes have been as much of an inseparable reality as Kardashians and athletes. Dads love trying to be funny. Emphasis on trying. I think it's time for an update. Starting on the Vine app in 2014, I posted my first dad video that went on to surpass 50 million views. I have been creating content online ever since with my dad character prominently featured. It has garnered hundreds of millions of views amongst several dozen different videos posted across social media. Taking the classic corny dad stereotype we all know and love, I "milliennialized" it through video. And now I'm doing it Christmas style through my first book. I hope you like it. If you don't, well then at least recycle it, Ebenezer. So as you turn the page to begin this Christmas edition dad book, may your reading be merry and bright. After all, 'tis the season to be swaggy.
| Author | : Jimmy Niro |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 67 |
| Release | : 2019-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1728200210 |
Dad Jokes: Yule love them! The perfect hilarious holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for anyone on your list! May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season! Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like: Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because they're Santa's star bucks! There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics. I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called "Auld Lanxiety." "Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?" "No, they'll be round."
| Author | : Elias Hill |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 106 |
| Release | : 2017-07-20 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781973749127 |
Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!
| Author | : Jimmy Niro |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 113 |
| Release | : 2020-05-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1728205301 |
The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
| Author | : Highlights |
| Publisher | : Highlights Press |
| Total Pages | : 130 |
| Release | : 2020-09-22 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1644721201 |
Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
| Author | : Imogen Currell-Williams |
| Publisher | : Buster Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2020-10-15 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781780557083 |
The next title in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series, this hilarious collection has hundreds of jolly jokes for funny kids to share at Christmas. An ideal stocking filler.
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2017-09-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1684120071 |
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
| Author | : Dad Says Jokes |
| Publisher | : Cassell |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2019-05-14 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781788401029 |
A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
| Author | : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 42 |
| Release | : 2020-05-25 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781952772412 |
The Perfect Gift: Make Your Kids Laugh With These Hilarious Clean Christmas Jokes! Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer? A: Elf-is Presley! This collection of Christmas jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get '130+ Ridiculously Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids' In this book, you will find: - 130+ super funny jokes that all kids will love. - 40+ cute illustrations. All in color! - No profanity or foul language. Sample Jokes: Santa and an elf are enjoying some time off in the summer. They decided to explore unknown territory and go for a walk across the desert. "Why did you bring that car door, elf?", Santa asks. "There's a good reason for that, Santa," the elf replies, "When it gets too hot, I can open the window!" Q: Where do Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus sleep on vacation? A: In a Ho-Ho-Hotel! Get your copy of '130+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
| Author | : Share The Love Gifts |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 52 |
| Release | : 2018-05-16 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781719204842 |
Why did the golfer patch his pants? a. Because he got a hole in 1. Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad, right? So, help your dad improve his collection of jokes that make will you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes. An awesome Father's Day Gift, birthday Gift for dads, or Christmas gift for Dads.
