Granny Swears

Granny Swears
Author: Thiago Ultra
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2016-03-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9781530368327

Granny Swears is a less-offensive swear word coloring book. First of its kind on Amazon! 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with light swear words and beautiful patterns. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Ultimate fun! Granny swears inside the book: Gosh darn it Dagnabbit Bloody hell Son of a biscuit Sugar Honey Iced Tea Oh, for Pete ́s sake! Lord love a duck Well, bless your little heart What the heck Kiss my grits! Ah, fiddlesticks! Fudge nuts Hell ́s Bells You ́re a pain in the pip It ́s raining pitchforks! Damnit Horse piss Oh, sugar! Cold as a witch ́s tit Going to hell in a handbasket

The Night Before Christmas Coloring Book

The Night Before Christmas Coloring Book
Author: Clement Moore
Publisher: Applesauce Press
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2017-09-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1604336838

The Night Before Christmas is an enchanting Christmas story that has brought Santa Claus to life for generations. Celebrate the holiday season with the #1 New York Times bestselling classic poem. This is the classic coloring book edition, perfect for gifting or a fun family activity! 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse Carry on a family tradition or start one of your own with this new version of the classic Christmas book for children and families. Initially published anonymously as A Visit from Saint Nicholas, and credited as a work by Clement Clark Moore, this timeless tale is the perfect family read as children prepare for Santa and his reindeer on Christmas Eve. This Coloring Book edition includes: Beautifully designed coloring book pages to bring this Christmas classic to life Lavish illustrations by renowned, New York Times #1 Bestselling artist Charles Santore, the critically-acclaimed illustrator of multiple classic tales, including The Velveteen Rabbit, The Classic Tale of Peter Rabbit, and Aesop's Fables A nod to Dutch references in the poem, specifically the Dutch name "Donder" which translates to "thunder" The Night Before Christmas Coloring Book: Is perfect activity for family gatherings during the holiday’s An ideal boredom buster for boys and girls during holiday road trips Makes a great holiday, Advent, or Christmas gift A classic for children ages 1-4 or the young at heart Charles Santore’s works has been widely exhibited in museums and celebrated with recognitions such as the prestigious Hamilton King Award, the Society of Illustrators Award of Excellence, and the Original Art 2000 Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators. He is best known for his luminous interpretations of classic children’s stories, including The Little Mermaid, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Snow White, and The Wizard of Oz.

The Fart Before Christmas

The Fart Before Christmas
Author: Catherine Adams
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2017-10-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781978458420

A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!

Coloring for Grown-Ups

Coloring for Grown-Ups
Author: Ryan Hunter
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 65
Release: 2012-10-30
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 0452298253

The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts

Runners Coloring Book

Runners Coloring Book
Author: Doodleworks
Publisher:
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781656811806

At Doodleworks we create adult coloring books in our signature bold and colorful style! Our designs are inspired by the whimsical doodle style artwork that we all know and love. This allows us to let our imaginations run wild and experiment...there are no rules in a doodleworks coloring book! Just grab your pens and pencils and go wild! This book contains 2 copies of each design, which means you can have two tries at coloring each page. Practise makes perfect after all! The pages are also single sized so that you can remove them to either put them on display or gift them to a friend! Our adult coloring books make great gift ideas. Whether you're looking for a christmas gag gift, sympathy gift, a funny birthday gift, or any other novelty or last minute gift idea for that matter...we are sure to have a book for the occasion. Grown-ups and teenagers of all ages will appreciate a funny coloring book. They make fantastic gifts for mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, brother, sister, friend, co-worker, or even a co-worker! We think our coloring books make much more original and funny gifts than the usual mug, fridge magnet, t-shirt, etc. This book in particular is perfect if you're looking for funny runners gifts for under 10 dollars, or under 15 dollars, for someone who loves jogging and running. Gift ideas for men, women or teen runners can be very difficult to choose, so we made this book with that in mind. This coloring book should please even the most difficult to buy for runners, from marathon runners, 1/2 half marathon runners, right through to casual joggers. We hope you, or the lucky person you are buying this for, enjoys this book and from all of us here at Doodleworks...happy coloring!

If I Ran the Zoo

If I Ran the Zoo
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 63
Release: 1950
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0394800818

Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.

Firefly Lane

Firefly Lane
Author: Kristin Hannah
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 532
Release: 2008-02-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1429927844

From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all—beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship—jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you—and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.

Best Friends Adult Coloring Book: Funny Best Friend Sayings and Quotes with Relaxing Patterns and Animals to Color

Best Friends Adult Coloring Book: Funny Best Friend Sayings and Quotes with Relaxing Patterns and Animals to Color
Author: River Breeze Press
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2018-08-07
Genre: Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN: 9781718076167

A mix of funny and touching quotes along with relaxing coloring pages will show your BFF just how much you love her! It's filled with stress relieving mandalas, animals and nature patterns to color. While coloring, she can enjoy the quotes. Some are funny and some are sentimental, but all are about having an amazing friend to share life with. Quotes include: I love you more than wine, and that's a lot. I hope we grow old together, but I hope your boobs sag first. Best friends hear you even when you're quiet When I say I won't tell anyone, my best friend doesn't count. They say you can't pick your family, but you do get to pick your best friend. This is a great best friend gift idea for birthdays, holidays, get well gifts, Christmas, or just to show her that you are thinking of her! This is also great present for a relative who is more than your best friend, who is also your sister, mom, mother-in-law, aunt or grandmother. Give her the gift of relaxation and show you care with a gift of laughter, stress relief, and love. Order today!

Storyland: The Marvelous McCrittersons -- Road Trip to Grandma's

Storyland: The Marvelous McCrittersons -- Road Trip to Grandma's
Author: Beth Paprocki
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2015-08-19
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486793834

Join this happy-go-lucky raccoon family for a drive to Grandma's farm. Travel from highway and country roads to a warm welcome and vegetarian barbecue. Cute pictures, accompanied by winsome rhymes.