Couch Potato Chaos

Couch Potato Chaos
Author: Erik Rounds
Publisher:
Total Pages: 540
Release: 2018-10-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9781718049277

You know those times when you're surrounded by a squadron of blood-thirsty ninjas, your back is to the wall, you're down to your last heart container, and all hope seems lost? In situations like that, it's important not to panic, to take a deep breath, and to remember that even if you do shuffle off this mortal coil, by the laws of Etheria you'll shuffle right back on it again.Meet Tasha, a couch potato with no accomplishments to her name. That all changes one fateful day when she gets sucked into the world of Etheria. Here, in this world of adventure, she can become the strong person she's always wanted to be.After rescuing a princess from ninjas, one thing leads to another, and before she knows it, she's drawn into a massive quest to save Etheria. With friends by her side, Tasha must figure out who she really is.---This is a LitRPG/RPG Gamelit novel with stat progression, video game mechanics, and narrative spreadsheets. It features heavy satire and the kind of silly over-the-top situations you might expect in a 16-bit video game. No velociraptors have been harmed in the production of this novel.

Couch Potato Crisis

Couch Potato Crisis
Author: Erik Rounds
Publisher:
Total Pages: 511
Release: 2020-12-28
Genre:
ISBN:

Princess Kiwistafel has been kidnapped.Again. (But this time it's personal!)The Player of Legend--Tasha Singleton--sets out with her ragtag group of friends to rescue the princess. But Kiwistafel's kidnapping is only the beginning of Tasha's headaches. The menu clocks tick ever backward toward the world's end, as Entropy, the serpent god of destruction, looms in the sky.Will Tasha save the princess from Queen Murderjoy? Can she collect the remaining elemental orbs on time? Will Pan accomplish her quest to make Ari--her summoned figment of a father--a permanent being? Can Kiwi forgive Tasha for accidentally betraying her to Murderjoy?Most importantly, who will win the Wombat Island kart racing championship?Find the answers to these questions and more in Couch Potato Crisis--the penultimate volume of Couch Potato Chronicles.---*This is a LitRPG/RPG Gamelit novel with stat progression, video game mechanics, and narrative spreadsheets. It features heavy satire and the kind of silly over-the-top situations you might expect in a 16-bit video game.**No velociraptors have been harmed in the production of this novel.

Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos

Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos
Author: R. L. LaFevers
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 360
Release: 2007
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780618756384

Theodosia Throckmorton has her hands full at the Museum of Legends and Antiquities in London. Her father may be head curator, but it is Theo--and only Theo--who is able to see all the black magic and ancient curses that still cling to the artifacts in the museum. When Theo’s mother returns from her latest archaeological dig bearing the Heart of Egypt--a legendary amulet belonging to an ancient tomb--Theo learns that it comes inscribed with a curse so black and vile that it threatens to crumble the British Empire from within and start a war too terrible to imagine. Intent on returning the malevolent artifact to its rightful place, Theo devises a daring plan to put things right. But even with the help of her younger brother, a wily street urchin, and the secret society known as the Brotherhood of the Chosen Keepers, it won’t be easy . . . she quickly finds herself pursued down dark alleys, across an ocean, through the bustling crowds of Cairo, and straight into the heart of an ancient mystery. Theo will have to call upon everything she’s ever learned in order to prevent the rising chaos from destroying her country--and herself!

Loot

Loot
Author: Jude Watson
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 283
Release: 2014-06-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545633958

"LOOT hits the jackpot." -- Rick Riordan, #1 NEW YORK TIMES bestselling author On a foggy night in Amsterdam, a man falls from a rooftop to the wet pavement below. It's Archibald McQuinn, the notorious cat burglar, and he's dying. As sirens wail in the distance, Archie manages to get out two last words to his young son, March: "Find jewels."But March learns that his father is not talking about hidden loot. He's talking about Jules, the twin sister March never knew he had. No sooner than the two find each other, they're picked up by the police and sent to the world's worst orphanage. It's not hard time, but it feels like it.March and Jules have no intention of staying put. They know their father's business inside and out, and they're tired of being pushed around. Just one good heist, and they'll live the life of riches and freedom that most kids only dream about. . . . .Hold on to your pearls, because this summer, the world's youngest criminal masterminds are coming for you.

Chasing Chaos

Chasing Chaos
Author: Jessica Alexander
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 401
Release: 2013-10-15
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0770436919

Jessica Alexander arrived in Rwanda in the aftermath of the 1994 genocide as an idealistic intern, eager to contribute to the work of the international humanitarian aid community. But the world that she encountered in the field was dramatically different than anything she could have imagined. It was messy, chaotic, and difficult—but she was hooked. In this honest and irreverent memoir, she introduces readers to the realities of life as an aid worker. We watch as she manages a 24,000-person camp in Darfur, collects evidence for the Charles Taylor trial in Sierra Leone, and contributes to the massive aid effort to clean up a shattered Haiti. But we also see the alcohol-fueled parties and fleeting romances, the burnouts and self-doubt, and the struggle to do good in places that have long endured suffering. Tracing her personal journey from wide-eyed and naïve newcomer to hardened cynic and, ultimately, to hopeful but critical realist, Alexander transports readers to some of the most troubled locations around the world and shows us not only the seemingly impossible challenges, but also the moments of resilience and recovery.

Savage Dominion

Savage Dominion
Author: Luke Chmilenko
Publisher:
Total Pages: 548
Release: 2021-01-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9780999192078

Maulkin didn't know dying would mean a new eternity of dungeon delving, monster slaying, and glory hunting. If he had, he wouldn't have been so worried about kicking the bucket on a date gone even more wrong than usual. Reborn in the wild world of Amaranth, Maulkin finds himself in a hulking demi-human body with a sword of a size to match. Marked as an Eternal, a fledging immortal of boundless potential, Maulkin soon discovers he's been given a mission by the elder pantheon of this new realm: Grow stronger. Ascend to godhood. Spread chaos in their name. Oh and fend off that inbound apocalypse, if he can find the time. Who wants an easy afterlife anyway?

Tales from the House of Chaos

Tales from the House of Chaos
Author: Babeth van Son
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 151
Release: 2008-07-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1409207811

A 100 little stories about the denizens of the House of Chaos: some cats, a dog and 2 humans. Funny sarcastic tales of everyday life, some history about cats, and some quotes from people regarding cats with sarcastic comments added.

Tao of Chaos

Tao of Chaos
Author: Katya Walter
Publisher: Element Books, Limited
Total Pages: 292
Release: 1996
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 9781852308063

This exciting study explores similarities between China's I Ching and the genetic code and concludes that the same structure found in DNA also exists in this ancient book of wisdom, as well as in spiders webs, sunflowers, and antique Indian rugs. This, Walter maintains, is evidence that a Master Plan exists in which the Divine is the all-encompassing pattern present in all life. Illustrations. Charts.

Complexity, Management and the Dynamics of Change

Complexity, Management and the Dynamics of Change
Author: Elizabeth McMillan
Publisher: Routledge
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2008-08-28
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1134115121

Introducing the principles of complexity science, this innovative text illustrates how different kinds of organizational can become more effective, democratic and sustainable by using these powerful ideas.