Colorful Fucking Sass
Author | : Cat Fan |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 92 |
Release | : 2021-08-23 |
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ISBN | : |
Tired of adulting? Stress relieving adult coloring book with a "beautiful" collection of sarcasm and colorful musings. You can curse and color your feelings away while celebrating your sarcastic, glowing personality with 45 different forms of colorful phrases & swearing sass sure to provide hours of fun, calm, relaxation, and stress relief through creative expression. Fulfill your inner spiritual badass fuckery with these satisfying, yet relatable phrases. These coloring pages help you deal with the chaos of this crazy, quarantine world among a slew of other issues such as, that nosy neighbors, in-laws from hell, psycho kid across the yard, the Karen in your life, annoying overachiever at school, work, PTA, moms group. The list can go ON. Sorry, not sorry for projecting. Ugh, anyway, this snarky, swearing coloring book for the sarcastic soul is the perfect stress reliever when you're fed up and want to vent and relax. Directions on how to use this product for dummies: Simmer down Grab some colored pencils, gel pens, markers, crayons, a damn blow torch (kidding), whatever is your kink Blow off steam and chuckle like a crazy person Frame, burn, or snail mail your favorite, beautiful, adulterated work of art to a friend Fucking repeat What you get: 45 pages of hilarious phrases so you can chuckle away your annoyance, including "Sarcasm is my love language", "Manifest that shit", "Darling, just fucking own it", "A sass a day, keeps the basics away", and more Mature illustrations suited for young adults to the elderly with a sense of humor Designs range in complexity and detail from beginner to expert-level Measures 8.5x11 with book industry perfect binding and a Beautiful matte cover High resolution crisp clean printed design Great as a coffee table book All pages are printed in portrait orientation and with a blank back to avoid bleed through Makes a fun, brilliant gift (or replacement "thinking of you from a distance" ) card for a friend, man child or partner that share the same sailor mouth and snarkiness affinity *gasp* Make it a Pandemic Friendly Zoom date with your bestie and talk all the shit about life while you color away. Claim your inner passive aggressive skill and elevate it to the next level of basic. This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty, white elephant gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!