Colder Than A Fart In A Dead Eskimo
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Author | : David Allen |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 230 |
Release | : 2007-09 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1430311444 |
"Colder Than A Fart In A Dead Eskimo" is just one of the many sayings that are peppered thoughout this book. Tag along in the journey and adventurers of John "Bud" Ellis as he grows up in the beautiful Wyoming landscape. From his earliest memory of 5 years old to present, enjoy his unbelieveable tales of defending his "Johnny Cookies" with his silver plated cap pistols; his brother thinking he has fallen into the outhouse toliet and drowned; his stealing the Sheriff's car; his dancing abilities; his hard-hitting fist fighting; his helping hand that is offered to everyone in need. John Ellis has enjoyed a life of humor, dispair, moral character building, wisdom, maturity and understanding. With his quotable sayings that slide off his lips with ease, you will be able to picture exactly what he is talking about and it will brighten your reading enjoyment. His adventures from being "all boy" to a manhood are stories that will bring a smile to your face and make you laugh out loud. Come enjoy the adventure.
Author | : David Arland Allen |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 154 |
Release | : 2008-08-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1435738454 |
This Bathroom Reader is guaranteed to make even the "hardest to please" person laugh and feel good about themselves. Stuffed full of jokes, questions of "Why" we do things, and some easy household tips makes this a one of a kind book that everyone needs. If you have that person that is hard to buy for ... here is your answer. If you want to laugh this is your source.
Author | : Colin Mason |
Publisher | : Routledge |
Total Pages | : 256 |
Release | : 2013-06-17 |
Genre | : Law |
ISBN | : 1136555110 |
The clock is relentlessly ticking! Our world teeters on a knife-edge between a peaceful and prosperous future for all, and a dark winter of death and destruction that threatens to smother the light of civilization. Within 30 years, in the 2030 decade, six powerful 'drivers' will converge with unprecedented force in a statistical spike that could tear humanity apart and plunge the world into a new Dark Age. Depleted fuel supplies, massive population growth, poverty, global climate change, famine, growing water shortages and international lawlessness are on a crash course with potentially catastrophic consequences. In the face of both doomsaying and denial over the state of our world, Colin Mason cuts through the rhetoric and reams of conflicting data to muster the evidence to illustrate a broad picture of the world as it is, and our possible futures. Ultimately his message is clear; we must act decisively, collectively and immediately to alter the trajectory of humanity away from catastrophe. Offering over 100 priorities for immediate action, The 2030 Spike serves as a guidebook for humanity through the treacherous minefields and wastelands ahead to a bright, peaceful and prosperous future in which all humans have the opportunity to thrive and build a better civilization. This book is powerful and essential reading for all people concerned with the future of humanity and planet earth.
Author | : Dave Bonta |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 110 |
Release | : 2009-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780978174934 |
Poetry, short fiction, essays and art, selected for the September-December issue of the online literary journal, qarrtsiluni.
Author | : |
Publisher | : Alaska Native Language Center |
Total Pages | : 722 |
Release | : 2012 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
The most comprehensive Yup'ik dictionary in existence, the second edition of this important work now adds extensive research on Central Alaskan Yup'ik, enhancing the forty years of research done by Steven A. Jacobson on the Yup'ik language and dialects. Over these decades, Jacobson has combed through records of explorers, linguists, missionaries, and anyone who has come in contact with the actively migratory Yup'ik people. Combined with information from native Yup'ik speakers, that research has led to a richly detailed dictionary that covers the entire language and all its dialects. The dictionary also offers sections on Yup'ik spelling, early vocabulary, demonstrative words, and important intersections of Yup'ik language and culture such as the kayak, dogsled, parka, and old-style dwellings.
Author | : John Cottle |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 180 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
Crafted with care and strongly plotted, these stories are about developed characters, people whose lives matter.
Author | : Donald R. Noble |
Publisher | : Livingston Press (AL) |
Total Pages | : 284 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
A collection of short stories by Alabama writers who have had three or fewer fiction books published.
Author | : David Bruce Garrett |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 390 |
Release | : 2009-04 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1440118558 |
UNTIL ABBEE CAME INTO MY LIFE, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW WE COULD LOVE OUR ANIMALS SO MUCH; THAT IN FACT, THEY BECOME PART OF OUR FAMILY. THE FIRST PART OF THIS BOOK IS DEVOTED TO RELIVING OUR FAMILY'S LIFE WITH ABBEE... AND HOW A DOG THAT I INITIALLY WANTED NO PART OF, SOON WORKED HER WAY INTO MY HEART AND BECAME FOR ME, AS THOUGH SHE WERE MY FOUR-LEGGED DAUGHTER. ABBEE'S DEATH BROUGHT US GREAT SORROW. IT ALSO REMINDED ME ABOUT A MOST PERPLEXING BIBLICAL QUESTION-SOMETHING WHICH PROVED TO BE EVEN MORE UNSETTLING THAN HER DEATH. ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN MY ATTEMPT TO FIND SOME MEASURE OF PEACE; THE SECOND PART OF THIS BOOK IS DEVOTED TO THE PRAYERFUL HOPING... THAT THROUGH GOD, THE DIVINE CREATOR OF ALL; THE ANIMALS WE'VE EACH LOVED DURING OUR EARTHLY LIFE; MAY BE GRANTED ENTRY, AND BE INCLUDED WITH US FOR ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN.
Author | : May Roche |
Publisher | : Castle Point Books |
Total Pages | : 241 |
Release | : 2018-10-16 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1250190037 |
Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Author | : Michael Wesch |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 370 |
Release | : 2018-08-07 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781724963673 |
Anthropology is the study of all humans in all times in all places. But it is so much more than that. "Anthropology requires strength, valor, and courage," Nancy Scheper-Hughes noted. "Pierre Bourdieu called anthropology a combat sport, an extreme sport as well as a tough and rigorous discipline. ... It teaches students not to be afraid of getting one's hands dirty, to get down in the dirt, and to commit yourself, body and mind. Susan Sontag called anthropology a "heroic" profession." What is the payoff for this heroic journey? You will find ideas that can carry you across rivers of doubt and over mountains of fear to find the the light and life of places forgotten. Real anthropology cannot be contained in a book. You have to go out and feel the world's jagged edges, wipe its dust from your brow, and at times, leave your blood in its soil. In this unique book, Dr. Michael Wesch shares many of his own adventures of being an anthropologist and what the science of human beings can tell us about the art of being human. This special first draft edition is a loose framework for more and more complete future chapters and writings. It serves as a companion to anth101.com, a free and open resource for instructors of cultural anthropology. This 2018 text is a revision of the "first draft edition" from 2017 and includes 7 new chapters.