Klutz

Klutz
Author: Sedona Ashe
Publisher:
Total Pages: 204
Release: 2021-06-29
Genre:
ISBN:

After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you'd think they'd be nicer to me. I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren't so embarrassing. And when I come back, I'm naked. Every Dang Time. After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage. I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I'm immortal, not a monster. Yes, they're hot, now is not the time to do something about that. The five sexy jaguar shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait... ...Could they be looking for me? It doesn't matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it's nothing compared to how they have treated me. And the worst part? It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed. I can't wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them... Was the Amazon always this hot? "But Did You Die?" is a comedy filled, bully (only in book one), paranormal romance series that includes jaguar shifters, a mysterious underground society, fated mates, and an incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and 'collects' her soulmates along the way! It is full of humor, adventure, and scenes to entice and thrill you... or to make you unexpectedly snort with laughter. The series will have a HEA...it will just take a little while to get there!

But Did You Die?

But Did You Die?
Author: Jen Mann
Publisher:
Total Pages: 183
Release: 2017-05-02
Genre: American wit and humor
ISBN: 9781944123048

But Did You Die? is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Time bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. But Did You Die? is a collection of terrible (but also kind of good) parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the 'net. And that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we're parenting wrong. Put your kids in front of the TV and let them eat junk while you read this book and laugh your tail off. We set the bar low so you can feel better about your parenting skills. You're welcome.

What Do You Want to Do Before You Die?

What Do You Want to Do Before You Die?
Author: The Buried Life
Publisher: Artisan
Total Pages: 230
Release: 2012-03-27
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1579654762

An illustrated selection of answers to the title's question, submitted online and collected by Ben Nemtin, Dave Lingwood, Duncan Penn and Jonnie Penn, collectively known as The Buried Life and featured in the MTV reality television series of the same name. Some answers include essays relating how the online submissions were accomplished. Also included are brief essays on how the four young men accomplished some of their lists' tasks and their experiences helping others complete their lists.

Klutz

Klutz
Author: Sedona Ashe
Publisher:
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2021
Genre: Man-woman relationships
ISBN:

I escaped the jungle, only to end up abducted and held captive. But I'm not waiting to be rescued, screw that damsel-in-distress garbage! I'm the last phoenix shifter and I'm about to give them hellfire! Of course, I'd wind up kidnapped. I thought being kidnapped would be sexy or something. I was dead wrong. Haha. Get it? As if the jungle, viper bites, piranhas, killer bugs and the five sexy dipstick-for-brains I saved weren't enough, I'm now a captive of some lab coat weirdos in an experimentation facility.

I Just Want to Pee Alone

I Just Want to Pee Alone
Author:
Publisher: Throat_punch Books
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2013-02-27
Genre: Child rearing
ISBN: 9780988408036

Subtitle on cover: A collection of hilarious essays about motherhood.

The Top Five Regrets of the Dying

The Top Five Regrets of the Dying
Author: Bronnie Ware
Publisher: Hay House UK Limited
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2012
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 140194065X

The Top Five Regrets of Dying: A Life Transformed by the Dearly Departing.

They Both Die at the End

They Both Die at the End
Author: Adam Silvera
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 243
Release: 2017-09-05
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0062457810

Adam Silvera reminds us that there’s no life without death and no love without loss in this devastating yet uplifting story about two people whose lives change over the course of one unforgettable day. #1 New York Times bestseller * 4 starred reviews * A School Library Journal Best Book of the Year * A Kirkus Best Book of the Year * A Booklist Editors' Choice * A Bustle Best YA Novel * A Paste Magazine Best YA Book * A Book Riot Best Queer Book * A Buzzfeed Best YA Book of the Year * A BookPage Best YA Book of the Year On September 5, a little after midnight, Death-Cast calls Mateo Torrez and Rufus Emeterio to give them some bad news: They’re going to die today. Mateo and Rufus are total strangers, but, for different reasons, they’re both looking to make a new friend on their End Day. The good news: There’s an app for that. It’s called the Last Friend, and through it, Rufus and Mateo are about to meet up for one last great adventure—to live a lifetime in a single day. In the tradition of Before I Fall and If I Stay, They Both Die at the End is a tour de force from acclaimed author Adam Silvera, whose debut, More Happy Than Not, the New York Times called “profound.” Plus don't miss The First to Die at the End: #1 New York Times bestselling author Adam Silvera returns to the universe of international phenomenon They Both Die at the End in this prequel. New star-crossed lovers are put to the test on the first day of Death-Cast’s fateful calls.

This Is How You Die

This Is How You Die
Author: Matthew Bennardo
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Total Pages: 398
Release: 2013-07-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1455529400

If a machine could predict how you would die, would you want to know? This is the tantalizing premise of This Is How You Die, the brilliant follow-up anthology to the self-published bestseller, Machine of Death. THIS IS HOW YOU DIE Stories of the Inscrutable, Infallible, Inescapable Machine of Death The machines started popping up around the world. The offer was tempting: with a simple blood test, anyone could know how they would die. But the machines didn't give dates or specific circumstances-just a single word or phrase. DROWNED, CANCER, OLD AGE, CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN. And though the predictions were always accurate, they were also often frustratingly vague. OLD AGE, it turned out, could mean either dying of natural causes, or being shot by an elderly, bedridden man in a botched home invasion. The machines held onto that old-world sense of irony in death: you can know how it's going to happen, but you'll still be surprised when it does. This addictive anthology--sinister, witty, existential, and fascinating--collects the best of the thousands of story submissions the editors received in the wake of the success of the first volume, and exceeds the first in every way.

What Do You Want to Do Before You Die?

What Do You Want to Do Before You Die?
Author: The Buried Life
Publisher: Artisan Books
Total Pages: 177
Release: 2018-05-01
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1579658784

What Do You Want to Do Before You Die? is an illustrated collection of your wildest dreams. Two hundred of the most moving, imaginative, unexpected, and inspiring things to do before you die are brought to life through handmade art curated by Ben, Dave, Duncan, and Jonnie—the founders of The Buried Life. These four regular guys are on a mission to complete a list of 100 things before they die, and for every item they accomplish, they help a total stranger do something on his or her own list. Why we wrote this book: We hope that the dreams and words filling these pages will ignite part of you and halt you long enough to sincerely think about what is important to you. It’s easy to think about what’s important to others but rarely do we truly listen to our gut and our heart, and that is where a bucket list should grow. If nothing in the world were impossible, what would you do? Even if it is impossible, what do you want to do before you die?

Die with Zero

Die with Zero
Author: Bill Perkins
Publisher: Mariner Books
Total Pages: 243
Release: 2020
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 0358099765

"A startling new philosophy and practical guide to getting the most out of your money-and out of life-for those who value memorable experiences as much as their earnings"--