Broken Bananah

Broken Bananah
Author: Ross Asdourian
Publisher:
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2018-04-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781986742818

Laugh, cringe, repeat. Broken Bananah is an autobiographical, overly honest journey through severe genital trauma. This comical situation forced me to face some bigger stuff, like why I am the way I am. Deep thoughts are best had tethered to a catheter or during some rather unconventional physical therapy. I mean, can you really break a penis? Absolutely, and mine was one of the worst on file. In the midst of the infinite that's-what-she-said jokes, I learned one of life's greatest lessons: it can always be worse. So we might as well laugh until we cry, masturbate until it hurts, and grapple with the power of sex in this modern coming-of-something tale.

How Bad Are Bananas?

How Bad Are Bananas?
Author: Mike Berners-Lee
Publisher: Profile Books
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2020-09-03
Genre: Science
ISBN: 1782837116

'It is terrific. I can't remember the last time I read a book that was more fascinating and useful and enjoyable all at the same time.' Bill Bryson How Bad Are Bananas? was a groundbreaking book when first published in 2009, when most of us were hearing the phrase 'carbon footprint' for the first time. Mike Berners-Lee set out to inform us what was important (aviation, heating, swimming pools) and what made very little difference (bananas, naturally packaged, are good!). This new edition updates all the figures (from data centres to hosting a World Cup) and introduces many areas that have become a regular part of modern life - Twitter, the Cloud, Bitcoin, electric bikes and cars, even space tourism. Berners-Lee runs a considered eye over each area and gives us the figures to manage and reduce our own carbon footprint, as well as to lobby our companies, businesses and government. His findings, presented in clear and even entertaining prose, are often surprising. And they are essential if we are to address climate change.

His Banana

His Banana
Author: Penelope Bloom
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 174
Release: 2018-07-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781717795670

My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break... No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict. Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too... I even swallowed. I know. Bad, bad, girl. Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression. I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire

Bananeras

Bananeras
Author: Dana Frank
Publisher: Haymarket Books
Total Pages: 154
Release: 2016-03-01
Genre: Political Science
ISBN: 1608465357

Women banana workersbananerasare waging a powerful revolution by making gender equity central in Latin American labor organizing."

Dead-End Memories

Dead-End Memories
Author: Banana Yoshimoto
Publisher: Catapult
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2023-09-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1640096108

Japan’s internationally celebrated master storyteller returns with five stories of women on their way to healing that vividly portrays the blissful moments and everyday sorrows that surround us in everyday life A New York Times Notable Book "This is a supremely hopeful book, one that feels important because it shows that happiness, while not always easy, is still a subject worthy of art." —Brandon Taylor, The New York Times Book Review First published in Japan in 2003 and never before published in the United States, Dead-End Memories collects the stories of five women who, following sudden and painful events, quietly discover their ways back to recovery. Among the women we meet in Dead-End Memories is one betrayed by her fiancé who finds a perfect refuge in an apartment above her uncle’s bar while seeking the real meaning of happiness. In “House of Ghosts,” the daughter of a yoshoku restaurant owner encounters the ghosts of a sweet elderly couple who haven’t yet realized that they’ve been dead for years. In “Tomo-chan’s Happiness,” an office worker who is a victim of sexual assault finally catches sight of the hope of romance. Yoshimoto’s gentle, effortless prose reminds us that one true miracle can be as simple as having someone to share a meal with, and that happiness is always within us if only we take a moment to pause and reflect. Discover this collection of what Yoshimoto herself calls the “most precious work of my writing career.”

United States of Banana

United States of Banana
Author: Giannina Braschi
Publisher: Amazon Crossing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011
Genre: Hispanic Americans
ISBN: 9781611090673

"United States of Banana takes place at the Statue of Liberty in post-9/11 New York City, where Hamlet, Zarathustra, and Giannina are on a quest to free the Puerto Rican prisoner Segismundo. Segismundo has been imprisoned for more than one hundred years, hidden away by his father, the king of the United States of Banana, for the crime of having been born. But when the king remarries, he frees his son, and for the sake of reconciliation, makes Puerto Rico the fifty-first state and grants American passports to all Latin American citizens. This staggering show of benevolence rocks the global community, causing an unexpected power shift with far reaching implications."--P. [4] of cover.

The Banana Phone Is Ringing!

The Banana Phone Is Ringing!
Author: Maggie Testa
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 5
Release: 2021-10-19
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1534497196

Introducing...Chico Bon Bon: Monkey with a Tool Belt! This adorable shaped board book ties into the hit preschool show Chico Bon Bon: Monkey with a Tool Belt, now streaming on Netflix! There is a call on the banana phone! Chico Bon Bon answers: “You got a problem, we can solve ‘em!” Discover how Chico Bon Bon’s trusty gadget helps alert him to problems in the town of Blunderburg in this colorful shaped board book! © 2020 Monkey WTB Limited, a Silvergate Media company, All Rights Reserved

Snackbox

Snackbox
Author: Aaron Kent
Publisher:
Total Pages: 220
Release: 2021-09-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781913642730

Snackbox is a selection of Legitimate Snacks from Broken Sleep Books' seminal handmade imprint. Containing complete works by poets such as J. H. Prynne, Rishi Dastidar, Aaron Kent, Astra Papachristodoulou, Wayne Holloway-Smith, Imogen Cassels, Maria Sledmere, and more, this selection is an absolutely essential introduction to the world of Legitimate Snack.

This Plot is Bananas!

This Plot is Bananas!
Author: J P Valentine
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 380
Release: 2021-12-12
Genre:
ISBN:

With betrayal weighing heavily on their spirits and the devouring flame an ever-present threat, Eve and the gang can do little to stave off the eternal undercurrent of silliness that pervades their lives. Together with a young trellac, a drake with phantasmal wings, and three floating lights known only as Lumy, they'll fight man-eating plants, officiate monster weddings, and investigate a muffin-related conspiracy deep within the bowels of Pyrindel. But the fun can't last forever. There's a war brewing between high-level factions, a conflict Eve finds herself caught in the middle of. Soon enough, this secret plot, this life quest, this entire broken trilogy will come hurtling to an end. Perhaps, with any luck, there will be a loaf of bread waiting on the other side. Or maybe the real loaf of bread was the friends we made along the way. Those friends that made it through, that is. Experience the epic and hilarious conclusion to This Trilogy is Broken!

Eliot's Banana

Eliot's Banana
Author: Heather Swain
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2003-09-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 074349038X

Things should be peachy. Junie isn't entirely sure what her problem is. She's just moved into a Brooklyn apartment with her cool longtime boyfriend Leon, a drummer who adores her. She flits through a string of temp jobs in funky thrift store clothes. But beneath her veneer of quirky humor there's a nagging feeling of dissatisfaction about her life. She's about to go bananas. When Junie meets Eliot, who is twice her age, and his cat, Alfie, at the vet's office, she's convinced she's found the zest missing in her life. A burnt-out sci-fi writer in search of a muse, Eliot is apples to Leon's oranges. It's not long before Junie's standing in his kitchen being offered a banana...and then some. Losing herself in the mayhem of a fling, Junie slowly realizes that kinky diversions are a poor distraction from what's really eating her. Only when she stops obsessing about Eliot and starts peeling away the layers of her family's past will she see that what she really wants has been waiting for her all along...and that her future's ripe with possibilities.