In this compelling yet concise volume, Oren Nimni and Nathan Robinson posit a new framework for analyzing the problems and pathologies of the contemporary human being. Rejecting both religio-scientific posturing and micro-occidental meandering, the authors project a future world based on a conflaption of contraptions. Contained within the book are not only the closest secrets and most endearing cranial features of the authors, but specific designs and blueprints for the devices and discoveries which will revolutionize the modern household den or playroom. ABOUT THE AUTHORS: Oren Nimni and Nathan Robinson have repeatedly been called "Prophets, Seers, and Sayers of the Ages" by nationally recognized writers and critics. Having collectively written extensively in journals and periodicals on the topics they now boldly jab at in book format, Nimni and Robinson consider themselves experts in the art of prediction and pontification. As joint co-recipients of the Brandeis University School of Architecture's famed Orson Squire Fowler Fellowship, they have traveled extensively to discover the techniques and technologies necessary for efficient living. This is the first in a series of volumes intended to diagnose the human disease.