Pugs and Kisses: a Wish Novel

Pugs and Kisses: a Wish Novel
Author: J. J. Howard
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2018
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781338194579

Ana Ramos loves to walk her neighbor's adorable pug, Osito. One day, at the park, Osito befriends another pug, Pancake, whose owner is a cute new boy named Calvin. When Calvin assumes that Osito belongs to Ana, she doesn't correct him. No big deal, right?

Let Me Off at the Top

Let Me Off at the Top
Author: Ron Burgundy
Publisher: Doubleday Canada
Total Pages: 174
Release: 2013-11-19
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0385682190

The autobiography every true American has been waiting for: a shockingly candid and raw confessional from a national treasure. From his humble beginnings in a desolate Iowa coal mining town, his years at Our Lady Queen of Chewbacca High School to his odds-defying climb to the dizzying heights of becoming America’s most trusted and beloved television News Anchor, Ron Burgundy pulls no punches in Let Me Off at the Top! In his very own words Burgundy reveals his most private thoughts, his triumphs and his disappointments. His life reads like an adventure story complete with knock down fights, beautiful women and double-fisted excitement on every page. He has hunted jackalopes with Bobby Kennedy and Peter Lawford, had more than his share of his amorous exploits, and formed the greatest on-air team in the history of televised news. Along the way, he hobnobbed with people you wish you knew and some you honestly wish you didn't -- celebrities, presidents, presidents' wives, celebrities' wives, dogs, and, of course Veronica Corningstone, the love of his life. Walter Cronkite, Barbra Streisand, Katie Couric, the list goes on. Who didn’t Mr. Burgundy, or “Ron” as he is known to his friends, rub elbows with in the course of his colorful and often criminal life? This may well be the most thrilling book ever written, by a man of great physical, moral and spiritual strength and not surprisingly a great literary talent as well. This book deserves a real shot at a Pulitzer Prize. In fact if it doesn’t win one then we will finally have proof that the Pulitzer is rigged. Ron Burgundy has taken the time to write a book. We owe it to him, as honest Americans, to read it.

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Author: Mary McHugh
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2008-03-01
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 0740788655

You can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don’t have to be a little old lady! We’ve all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She’s clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She’s a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph. Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald’s hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood—or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.

You Are the Best Friend in the World Because...

You Are the Best Friend in the World Because...
Author: Summersdale
Publisher: Summersdale
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2021-02-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781787835283

Friends are the family you choose Here's the perfect way to tell your BFF - in your own words - just how much their support, love and friendship means to you. Fill in the gaps in this gorgeous book to create a personalized treasure trove of in-jokes, memories and all the things you love about your bestie that they'll cherish forever.

Purim Goodies

Purim Goodies
Author:
Publisher: Gefen Publishing House Ltd
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2007
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9789652293893

Who can resist the tempting smells of fresh baked Purim goodies? Two girls named Adella can not.

There was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Birthday Cake!

There was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Birthday Cake!
Author: Lucille Colandro
Publisher: Cartwheel Books
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2019
Genre: Birthday cakes
ISBN: 9781338746792

"There was an old lady who swallowed a cake. I don't know why she swallowed the cake. It was a mistake! Scholastic's Old Lady is more popular than ever, and in celebration she's swallowing a cake... and a candle, and a sign, and some balloons, and a hat, and some gifts. Can you guess why?

Peanuts - Happy Birthday Snoopy!

Peanuts - Happy Birthday Snoopy!
Author: Charles Monroe Schulz
Publisher: Puffin
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-04-22
Genre: Birthdays
ISBN: 9780723299387

Does Snoopy have a birthday? Does anyone know when it is? Join Charlie Brown in this gorgeous picture book, as he tries to give Snoopy a birthday to remember!