Bible Knock Knock Jokes from the Back Pew

Bible Knock Knock Jokes from the Back Pew
Author: Mike Thaler
Publisher: Zondervan
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0310715989

Presents a collection of knock-knock jokes featuring the names of characters from the Bible.

Bible Knock-Knock Jokes from the Back Pew

Bible Knock-Knock Jokes from the Back Pew
Author: Mike Thaler
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2010-09-21
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0310423767

From the author and artist of the Tales from the Back Pew series comes a clean and kid-friendly joke book that is sure to have young readers laughing! Bible Knock-Knock Jokes from the Back Pew is a collection of knock-knock jokes by America’s own Riddle King, Mike Thaler, and is sure to keep readers of all ages rolling with laughter and eager to share with others, young and old! Bible Knock-Knock Jokes from the Back Pew: Part of the hilarious Tales from the Back Pew series Features full-color art by popular artist Jared Lee All jokes are kid-friendly and age appropriate Great gift idea for children ages 4-8

In the Big Inning... Bible Riddles from the Back Pew

In the Big Inning... Bible Riddles from the Back Pew
Author: Mike Thaler
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2010-09-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0310423783

From the author and artist of the Tales from the Back Pew series comes a perfect collection of riddles for every child with a funny bone and a love of jokes and riddles. In the Big Inning … Bible Riddles from the Back Pew is a collection of hilarious church-themed, kid-friendly, and kooky riddles. Hold onto your socks so you don't laugh them off as you share these with friends and family of all ages. In the Big Inning … Bible Riddles from the Back Pew: Part of the hilarious Tales from the Back Pew series Features full-color art by popular artist Jared Lee All jokes are kid-friendly and age appropriate Great gift idea for children ages 4-8

The Three Wise Guys

The Three Wise Guys
Author: Mike Thaler
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2012-12-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0310741068

From the author and artist of the Tales from the Back Pew series comes a perfect Christmas holiday story for every child who is going to be part of his very first church Christmas pageant. In Three Wise Guys, our young hero is heading to church for Christmas pageant rehearsal. The only part in the play he wants is no part. But the Sunday school teacher says he’ll be a wise guy on stage. What can he do to get out of this? Or might this just be another fun adventure? Three Wise Guys: Part of the Tales from the Back Pew series Features full-color art by popular artist Jared Lee Kid-friendly and age appropriate humor Great Christmas gift idea for children ages 4-8

The Big Book of Church Jokes

The Big Book of Church Jokes
Author: Barbour Publishing
Publisher: Barbour Publishing
Total Pages: 368
Release: 2009-06-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1607423111

Who couldn't use a good laugh these days? Well, here are hundreds of clean, good-natured jokes centered on that very important place we visit each week: church! The Big Book of Church Jokes is a brand-new collection, topically arranged into 20 sections relating to pastors, deacons, people in the pews, Sunday school, buildings and grounds, missionaries, the spiritual gifts, old-time church, weddings, funerals, heaven, and more. Plus, you'll love the quality Christian cartoons included. The Big Book of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading enjoyment, or for sermon or speech preparation. It's a big book for a reasonable price--only $9.97!

Behold, I Stand At the Door and Knock-knock: Book One

Behold, I Stand At the Door and Knock-knock: Book One
Author: Joseph Barile
Publisher: Tocando Com Palavras Editora
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2022-06-30
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 9786584684027

These are not just any run-of the-mill knock-knock jokes! They are God knock-knock jokes! All the jokes in the book are based on Bible stories and passages, on various Christian traditions and rituals, on famous Christians and Biblical figures, and on Biblical ethics. My hope for this book is to give you some hearty laughs, while at the same time, bringing God more to the forefront of your lives. I hope that it will also make fun and meaningful connections to the Bible and to our Christian faith. I hope that this book inspires you, animating your funny bone, as well as your soul! This knock-knock book can be a great learning tool. Some puns may motivate you to open up the Bible, to research and learn more about what the jokes are referring to. I researched learned plenty while writing them. If you're not careful, you just may learn something too! - Knock-Knock. - Who's there? - Goal. - Goal who? - Goal'iath was slain by David! (Samuel 1). - Knock-Knock. - Who's there? - Pizza. - Pizza who? - Pizza'n Earth, and good will toward man. (Luke 2:14). - Knock-Knock. - Who's there? - Claws. - Claws who? - Claws your eyes, and pray! **Great for making part of your Christian groups, classes, or curricula.**

Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2007-06-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0736935185

Bestselling author Bob Phillips saves the day once again with another heroically humorous collection of knock-knock jokes. Kids can choose their favorite knock-knocks to liven up someone else's afternoon or just spend long family trips entertaining themselves. Perfect for bringing a smile to anyone's face, Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids will keep youngsters and their friends laughing for quite some time. Knock, knock. Who's there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell. With so much good clean fun in hand, kids will be able to astound their parents, defeat all signs of boredom, and have a wonderful time adding a little slap-happy silliness to people's lives.

Bible Knock Knocks and Other Fun Stuff

Bible Knock Knocks and Other Fun Stuff
Author: Mary Lou Carney
Publisher:
Total Pages: 130
Release: 1988
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780687031801

Presents a collection of jokes, riddles, puns, and limericks focusing on Biblical characters and events.

We're Better Than This

We're Better Than This
Author: Elijah Cummings
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 261
Release: 2020-09-22
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0062992287

One of Essence's Best Books of the Year NAACP Image Awards Winner for Outstanding Literary Work With a foreword by Speaker Nancy Pelosi “There was no greater friend to the poor, to the lost, to the left out, and to the left behind. If you want to understand this great man, read his historic, important book and learn the lessons and values from his ‘moral voice crying in the wilderness’ on behalf of our American democracy.” —Rep. John Lewis (D-GA) Known for his poise, intellect, and influence until his death in October 2019, Elijah Cummings was one of the most respected figures in contemporary politics, a politician who held fast to his beliefs but was not afraid to reach across the aisle in the name of friendship and progress. Since his earliest days in government through his time as a representative and chairman of the House Oversight and Reform Committee, he proved his abilities as a politician who could operate at the highest levels of democracy, serving the people of Baltimore and illustrating the importance of working with—and for—the underdog. Yet in his final years of life, Cummings recognized that democracy was the underdog. We’re Better Than This draws from Cummings’s own life to show the formative moments that prepared him for the disturbing first years of the Trump presidency and spurred him to hold the administration accountable for their actions. Weaving together the urgent drama of modern-day politics and character-defining stories from his past, Cummings offers a never-before-told perspective on how his personal history, coming of age in South Baltimore, laid the foundation of a life spent fighting for justice. He goes behind the scenes with the House Democratic leadership, offering an eye-opening chronicle of the grim realities of holding the Trump administration to account. Detailing this moment of unprecedented obstructionism by both the president and Republicans, Cummings presents a vital defense of how government oversight defines our collective trust, examining the dangerous precedent for both parties that exists if the executive branch remains above public scrutiny. Part memoir, part call to action, We’re Better Than This is the story of our modern-day democracy and the threats that we all must face together, as well as a retrospective on the life and career of one of our country’s most inspirational politicians. As we approach another test of our democracy, the next race for the White House, We’re Better Than This reminds people that in this country we don’t elect kings, and we cannot afford four more years of this false one.

The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest Kids
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2000-02-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780736902731

Everyone loves knock-knock jokes—especially kids! Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection. Edible Delights Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apricot. Apricot who? Apricot my key. Open up! Animal Crackers Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butternut. Butternut who? Butternut try to pick up a skunk! Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of humor!