Best Freakin' Mom Ever!

Best Freakin' Mom Ever!
Author: Camille Publishing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2018-07-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781723377006

Are you looking for a funny gift for yor lovely Mom ? This is a blank, lined journal that's perfect gag gifts for any Mom, Mama, Mommy! Other details include: 100 pages, 6x9, white paper and a beautiful matte finish cover. Make sure to look at our other products for other Journal ideas.

Best Freaking Mom Ever

Best Freaking Mom Ever
Author: Snippy Chuckles Snippy Chuckles Journals
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2019-03-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781091569386

This snarky blank lined notebook is the perfect gift for that sarcastic person on your gift list. Surprise them with a unique present and put a smile on their face. Oh... wait a minute. Do you need a copy for yourself? Ha! Ha! Features the quote - Best Freaking Mom Ever A fun composition book to: Write down your daily thoughts Take meeting or class notes Make to do lists Brainstorm ideas Set goals And more! You might even jot down some poetry if you are feeling creative. This diary is a convenient size to keep on your desk or take to work or school. Great for writing, journaling and note-taking. Product Details: 6x9 inch 108 Pages Professionally designed full wrap around cover Name and contact page Glossy finish cover This would make a super cool gift idea for your mom, mother, stepmom, adopted mom, mom to be, or foster mother. Great for any special occasion - Christmas, birthday, Mother's Day or just because.

Best Freaking Mom Ever

Best Freaking Mom Ever
Author: Funny Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-11-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781711131122

This 120-page Funny Mom Gift Idea Journal features: 120 wide-ruled lined pages 6 x 9 inches in size - big enough for your daily writings and also small enough to take with you smooth white-color paper, perfect for ink, gel pens, pencils or even colored pencils a black matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel This (Best Freaking Mom Ever) journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments and much more. Use it as a diary or gratitude journal, a travel journal or to record your food intake or progress toward your fitness and life goals. The simple lined pages allow you to use it however you wish. Our journals to write in offer a wide variety of journals, so keep one by your bedside as a dream journal, one in your car to record mileage and expenses, one by your computer for login names and passwords, and one in your purse or backpack to jot down random thoughts and inspirations throughout the day. Paper journals never need to be charged and of course no batteries are required! You only need your thoughts and dreams and something to write with. This Funny Mom Gift Idea journal makes a wonderful present, so put a smile on someone's face today!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Author: Jen Mann
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2014-09-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345549988

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Slay Like a Mother

Slay Like a Mother
Author: Katherine Wintsch
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2019-03-19
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1492669415

"Slay Like a Mother is a feisty, clever, and fun blueprint for modern motherhood that belongs on every book shelf and in every diaper bag...As a woman and mother, you'll gain a newfound power, happiness, and ability to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound."—Erin Falconer, author of How To Get Sh*t Done: Why Women Need to Stop Doing Everything So They Can Achieve Anything A revelatory, inspirational guide for mothers to crush their "never enough" mentality and slay every day! Katherine Wintsch knows firsthand the self-doubt that rages inside modern moms. As founder and CEO of The Mom Complex, she has studied the passions and pain points of moms worldwide to help some of the largest brands develop innovative new products and services. As a working mom of two, she was running in an exhausting cycle of "never enough"—not strong enough, not thin enough, not patient enough, not "mom" enough. In Slay Like a Mother, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll discover eye-opening lessons about: THE MASK YOU'RE WEARING. The one you hide behind when you say everything is "just fine" when it's not. YOUR UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS. The goal-setting tactics you're deploying to get ahead could be what's holding you back. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRUGGLING AND SUFFERING. Being a mother is a struggle — it always has been — but your suffering is optional. Brave, supportive, and insightful, the stories and advice in this book will encourage you to live more confidently, enjoy the present, and become your best self — as a woman, a mother, and beyond. Perfect for fans of Girl Wash Your Face and #IMomSoHard! ***As featured in The Wall Street Journal and Parade.com*** Additional Praise for Slay Like a Mother: "Wintsch's style is brisk and forthright with enough humor to make readers laugh even as she illuminates dark corners. Although this is aimed at moms, any woman will find this enlightening and encouraging."—Booklist, STARRED review "Slay Like a Mother is much more than a self-help book for women; it is the end of self-doubt and the beginning of self-love... and that is nothing short of life-changing"—Rachel Macy Stafford, New York Times bestselling author of Hands Free Mama

Game Master: Mansion Mystery

Game Master: Mansion Mystery
Author: Rebecca Zamolo
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2022-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0063025159

New York Times bestselling authors and creators of the mega-popular YouTube series Game Master Network Matt and Rebecca Zamolo return with a brand-new adventure about everyone’s favorite mystery-solving team. Rebecca Zamolo has managed to foil the Game Master’s plans before, but this time the Game Master has snake-napped Nacho, her good friend Miguel’s pet. No way is Becca going to let the Game Master get away with this dastardly plan. But when the clues lead Becca and her new friends in the direction of the one house in their entire neighborhood that none of them ever want to go near, they know they have no choice but to screw up their courage and dare to investigate, if they want to rescue Nacho. But the problem is that getting into the superspooky house is way easier than getting out. The Game Master is up to their old tricks, and Becca, Matt, Kylie, Frankie, and Miguel are going to have to face their fears and use all their smarts and strengths to solve the puzzles and games and save the day. Mansion Mystery is another action-packed adventure from New York Times bestselling authors and super-sleuthing team Rebecca and Matt Zamolo, stars of the hugely popular Game Master Network. Read the book and unlock special clues that will open exclusive content online!

Rock Star Mommy

Rock Star Mommy
Author: Judy Davids
Publisher: Citadel Press
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2008
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780806528984

This true story of motherhood, music, and following one's wildest dreams is ahilarious and heartwarming dose of inspiration for moms who want to rock morethan just the cradle.

Freak 'N' Gorgeous

Freak 'N' Gorgeous
Author: Sebastian J. Plata
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 259
Release: 2018-09-04
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1510732144

Everyone is ugly sometimes. In a world not unlike our own, there is a phenomenon called the INEXPLICABLE DEVELOPMENT—a rare occurrence with permanent consequences. Average-looking, under-the-radar sixteen-year-old Konrad Wolnik's life is turned upside down when, one morning, he wakes up stunningly attractive. That same day, his classmate, Camilla Hadi, has her own transformation; the lean, pretty athlete is now devastatingly ugly. The teens face the cruel world of high school from very different perspectives. Konrad shoots to the top of the pecking order, Camilla slips into pariah status. But soon the school starts rallying around Camilla, and Konrad’s sudden popularity sours as people blame him for her transformation. And, the truth is, so does she. All he wants is for everyone to like him. All she wants is to destroy his perfect life. So what if they could use each other for personal gain? Told in dual POV, Sebastian J. Plata's debut is a hilarious, scathing look at society's unrealistic beauty standards and the intense pressures of high school. Perfect for fans of The DUFF and Winger.

Best Freakin Mom Ever

Best Freakin Mom Ever
Author: Sk Press House
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-12-14
Genre:
ISBN: 9781675364109

Book Details: Book Size 6'x9' 100 Pages 50 Sheets This extra special Mom Appreciation Notebook or Journal is the perfect way to express your gratitude to the best Mom ever! Filled with 50 double sided sheets (100 writing pages!) of lined paper, this Motivational and Inspirational Notebook with quote makes a Memorable and useful gift for Mom.With the Heartwarming quote on the full-color matte SOFT Cover, This Notebook will help remind a Mom that their work is truly appreciated. With custom sized pages(6'x9') this notebook with chalk style lettering is the perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion. Give a Mom a gift they'll remember you! Cute NoteBooks for Moms are also Perfect for: Mom Gifts Journal Mother christmas Gifts Journal Stepmom Thank You Gifts Journal StepmotherTraining Gifts Journal Mohter Retirement Gifts Journal Stepmohter Retirement Gifts Journal

High School Freak

High School Freak
Author: Aaron Grunn
Publisher: Eiso Publishing
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2013
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

John lives alone with his mother, who is much too protective for his tastes. He gets made fun of at school, and hates every minute he spends there. He's resigned himself to surviving high school by not being seen. One day the school bullies push him too far, and he strikes back. But the consequences are too much for him to handle. He knows he's special, his mother always says so, but these new powers might be too special for his own good. Before he knows it, John is thrown into a world, where people try to hunt him down. With his life on the line, he cannot fathom what will happen to him next. How will he survive now?