Best 100 Football Jokes!

Best 100 Football Jokes!
Author:
Publisher: Maximilian Paule
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2014-09-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN:

100 Football jokes to make your days better! The best 100 football jokes carefully picked up so you will burst yourself laughing! Perfect to entertain your friends in a bar while drinking a beer or to tease your buddy about his favorite team(just change the name of the team). 100% guaranteed laughter!

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!
Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
Total Pages: 49
Release: 2024-05-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1787612791

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Football Jokes

Football Jokes
Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2014-06-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1447259831

Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

The Football Jokes and Quiz Book for Kids

The Football Jokes and Quiz Book for Kids
Author: M. Prefontaine
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2018-10-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781729633281

A fun book for football mad kids. Loads of jokes and fun and a tough Premier League quiz to test themselves and their family and friends on their favourite League

Football Jokes and Riddles

Football Jokes and Riddles
Author: Matt Christopher
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1997
Genre: Football
ISBN: 9780613049962

A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.

100 Things Clemson Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die

100 Things Clemson Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die
Author: Lou Sahadi
Publisher: Triumph Books
Total Pages: 353
Release: 2014-10-01
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 162368949X

Most Clemson fans have attended a game at Memorial Stadium, seen highlights of a young Terry Kinard, and remember where they were when the Tigers won the 1981 national championship. But only real fans know who gave Frank Howard "Howard's Rock," can name the "Father of Clemson Football," or know all the words to the "Tiger Rag." 100 Things Clemson Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die by Lou Sahadi reveals the most critical moments and important facts about past and present players, coaches, and teams that are part of the storied history that is Clemson football. Whether you're a die-hard fan from the Danny Ford era or a new supporter of Dabo Swinney, this book contains everything Tigers fans should know, see, and do in their lifetime. If you bleed orange then this book is for you. It offers the chance to be certain you are knowledgeable about the most important facts about the team, the traditions, and what being a Tigers fan is all about.

Why Was Billy Bunter Never Really Expelled?

Why Was Billy Bunter Never Really Expelled?
Author: Dennis Butts
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
Total Pages: 182
Release: 2019-01-01
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 0718895444

A collection of short, lively and often amusing essays on various problem and mysteries about children’s literature, raising serious as well as light-hearted issues which will appeal to the general readers as well as the scholar.

Pretty Good Joke Book

Pretty Good Joke Book
Author: Garrison Keillor
Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-08-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN:

Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

Match! Fun Book

Match! Fun Book
Author: MATCH
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2020-09-03
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1529026709

If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Fun Book, packed full of activities for football fans. Brought to you by MATCH! the makers of the UK's #1 footy magazine! Match! Fun Book is an incredible bumper book of epic football stats, awesome puzzles and hilarious jokes that score every time! Includes footy themed word searches, incredible transfer trackers, jaw-dropping stats, funny one-liners, quizzes, trivia, unbelievable records and loads more! Discover more footy fun in this awesome series from MATCH! Magazine, with MATCH! Euro Diary, MATCH! Football Stars, MATCH! Joke Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club, MATCH! Puzzle Book and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Hilarious Jokes for Brilliant Blokes

Hilarious Jokes for Brilliant Blokes
Author: Pop Press
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2023-10-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1529929784

What's better than sharing a joke? Sharing 400 jokes. Give the gift of a laugh to your family comedian. This ultimate collection of laughs is packed with awesome jokes suitable for all ages - a book everyone can enjoy together. Featuring the cheesiest jokes imaginable: I'm scared of lifts. So I take steps to avoid them. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. I went to a still-life exhibition. It was quite good, but not moving. I used to run a dating service for chickens but I was struggling to make hens meet. I hate Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves. ... and hundreds more...