Bart Can't Wait to Fart!

Bart Can't Wait to Fart!
Author: Reed Robbins
Publisher:
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2016-06-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781534925564

Bart can't wait to Fart! And that's not good news for the innocent people who are unlucky enough to be around when he plays his tushy tuba or drops a booty bomb! Whether at work, on a date, visiting a public pool or just generally terrorizing the public at large, Bart takes great pride and pleasure in showing off his works of (f)art! Butt, things soon get out of hand when Bart realizes the awesome power of his 'poofs' and goes to the dark side... Will the world powers give in to Bart's outrageous demands or will Bart follow through with his evil plan to take over the world with his 'Thunder from down under'? With its clever and outlandish rhyming text, this explosive story will have you and your young-uns on the edge of your (toilet) seat!

Man from Montana

Man from Montana
Author: Brenda Mott
Publisher: Harlequin
Total Pages: 233
Release: 2011-10-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1459218620

Tragedy strikes without warning. Just like love. Nothing, not even the beauty of Montana’s big-sky country, can make up for the one reckless mistake Derrick made twelve years ago. And so he buries himself in raising his son, his only outlet the poignant country songs he writes and plays at the local bar. Until he meets Kara Tillman. Widowed at just twentynine and caring for her mother-in-law, Kara teaches him that grief doesn’t have to be all-consuming. That tragedy can be overcome and wounds healed. That life is about risk…and happiness is worth the stakes. Too bad Kara hasn’t learned that lesson herself. So maybe it’s time for the pupil to become the teacher. Or, in this case, the sexy country singer to show the young widow that love can strike the same person twice.

Diary of a Farting Creeper

Diary of a Farting Creeper
Author: Wimpy Fart
Publisher:
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2015-12-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692600306

$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)

The CoolKids

The CoolKids
Author: Ramsey Dean
Publisher: Ramsey Dean
Total Pages: 127
Release: 2001-04-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1617924520

An overly idealistic hardcore straight-edge vegan high school senior tries to hold his trendy clique together as graduation threatens to tear them and everything they stand for apart.

From Big Bottom to Broadway: Remembering the Singing Hilltoppers

From Big Bottom to Broadway: Remembering the Singing Hilltoppers
Author: Don K. McGuire
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2018-01-04
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1483475697

From Big Bottom to Broadway tells of an unbelievable ride around the world for four college kids called "The Hilltoppers." The singing group went from major TV appearances to performing at theatres and clubs around the world. In 1953 they were voted in many polls as the number one quartet in America. Their hit songs kept them high on the Billboard charts, once having three songs in the top twenty. This is their story as seen through the eyes of member Don K. McGuire.

Wolf, No Wolf

Wolf, No Wolf
Author: Peter Bowen
Publisher: Open Road Media
Total Pages: 280
Release: 2012-03-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1453246762

A half-Indian, half-French deputy with “a shrewd mind and wry sense of humor” investigates a case of homicide on the range (The New York Times Book Review). Two men have been cutting fences at the ranches of Toussaint, Montana, loosing thousands of dollars’ worth of cattle to use as target practice for their .22 rifles. Are they thieves? Pranksters? Local cattle inspector and sometime deputy Gabriel Du Pré guesses they’re environmentalists, agitating for the reintroduction of native wolves to Montana’s high plains. Du Pré knows the perpetrators are trying to send a message to the ranchers of eastern Montana—he also has a hunch they’re already dead. When the activists are indeed found shot to death, Du Pré must figure out who used them for target practice. The FBI descends, but their agents are as clueless in this territory as the hapless victims were. Clearly, one of Toussaint’s citizens committed this crime, killing to protect the traditional way of ranching life, a loyalty Du Pré shares. But if anyone’s going to arrest his people, it will be the cattle inspector himself . . . Wolf, No Wolf is the third in “a wonderfully eclectic and enjoyable series of interest to western crime readers, especially those favoring Montana authors C. J. Box, Craig Johnson, and Keith McCafferty as well as fans of the Hillermans” (Booklist). Wolf, No Wolf is the 3rd book in The Montana Mysteries Featuring Gabriel Du Pré series, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.

The Case of the Case of Mistaken Identity

The Case of the Case of Mistaken Identity
Author: Mac Barnett
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2009-10-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1416997695

National treasures, criminal masterminds, and…secret agent librarians? Steve Brixton wants to be a crime-busting detective—just like his favorite crime-busting detectives, the Bailey Brothers. Turns out, though, that real life is nothing like the stories. When Steve borrows the wrong book from the library, he finds himself involved in a treasonous plot that pits him against helicopter-rappelling librarians, has him outwitting a gaggle of police, and sees him standing off against the mysterious Mr. E. And all his Bailey Brothers know-how isn’t helping at all! Worst of all, his social studies report is due Monday, and Ms. Gilfeather will not give him an extension!

Love at Last Call

Love at Last Call
Author: M. Ullrich
Publisher: Bold Strokes Books Inc
Total Pages: 239
Release: 2018-07-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1635551986

Lauren Daly is fed up with her dead-end job, frustrating roommates, and unhealthy love life. She escapes to The Dollhouse, New Jersey’s hottest lesbian bar, where disappearing in a crowd of gorgeous women is exactly what she needs at the end of the day. But when the owner, Berit Matthews, approaches her for a casual hookup, Lauren pushes her away, knowing better than to put her heart on the line for a playgirl. Berit loves her bar, her life, and the casual connections she has with the women around her. She can’t help her simmering attraction for Lauren, though, and Lauren’s rejection challenges her to prove she's capable of friendship, kindness, and even matchmaking. Berit’s efforts draw them closer than either expected, but when The Dollhouse is threatened, they’re forced to fight for their sanctuary and their newfound love.

The Source of the Song

The Source of the Song
Author: Mark Williams
Publisher: Victoria University Press
Total Pages: 186
Release: 1995
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 9780864732873

"Writers ... affected by Catholicism ... explore the meaning of that legacy in their lives and its effects on their writing"--Back cover.

The Book of Bart

The Book of Bart
Author: Ryan Hill
Publisher:
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2014-05-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781620075470

"Demons, angels, golems, succubus, even pimpubus! Bartholomew is one wickedly entertaining demon... I read the book in a day, I couldn't put it down. The action flowed on every page, and the mystery built and built." Melody Winters, Goodreads Review "A fast paced, action-packed, humorous page turner that was really difficult to put down even when I had other pressing concerns nagging me." Rakib Khan, Goodreads Review Working for the man upstairs stinks, but working with Samantha, an angel in training? Offensive! Only one thing is so powerful, so dangerous that Heaven and Hell must work together to find it: the Shard of Gabriel. With a mysterious Black Cloud of Death hot on the shard's trail, a desperate Heaven enlists the help of Bartholomew, a demon who knows more about the shard than almost anyone. Six years ago, he had it in his hands. If only he'd used it before his coup to overthrow the Devil failed. Now, he's been sprung from his eternal punishment to help Samantha, an angel in training, recover the shard before the Black Cloud of Death finds it. If Bart wants to succeed, he'll have to fight the temptation to betray Samantha and the allure of the shard. After an existence full of evil, the only way Bart can get right with Hell is to be good.