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Author | : John Blackman |
Publisher | : Momentum |
Total Pages | : 221 |
Release | : 2012-02-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1743340176 |
"My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep. Which is more than I can say for the three passengers he had in his car at the time." At school, John Blackman was voted the student most likely to recede. Despite this, he has emerged as one of our best-loved funny men. Now the master of the microphone on TV's 'Hey Hey It's Saturday', the voice behind the hat that is Dickie Knee, the king of the backhanders has compiled over 1400 of his all-time favourite one-liners and jokes. "It was so cold today, I saw a politician with his hand in his own pocket." Following the side-splitting success of his previous books Don't Come the Raw Prawn! and The Best of Aussie Slang, John has become the undisputed master of Aussie lingo. Now he takes on his biggest challenge to date: to plumb the depths of the Aussie sense of humour! "I have a lot of trouble sleeping. Sometimes I toss and turn at my desk all day." Ever wished you could come up with an unforgettable one-liner at a crucial moment? Or be known as the king or queen of jokes? This is the definitive book of jokes from all over the world that make Aussies laugh.
Author | : John Blackman |
Publisher | : Momentum |
Total Pages | : 183 |
Release | : 2012-02-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1743340184 |
This guy walks into a bar ... No no! Have you heard the one about ... Oh, how did it go? There was this blonde who ... Hmm. Do you ever wish you could remember all the gags and one-liners you've heard over the years and become the envy of all your friends and colleagues? Well, wish no more. Hot on the heels of the hugely successful Aussie Gags, John Blackman presents another hilarious collection of the funniest jokes and one-liners Australia has to offer. No stone is left unturned – whether it be lawyers, religion, blondes, mothers-in-law or Viagra, Blackman has a gag for every occasion.
Author | : John Blackman |
Publisher | : Pan |
Total Pages | : 153 |
Release | : 1998 |
Genre | : Australian wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9780330360975 |
Author | : Warren Fahey |
Publisher | : HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages | : 21 |
Release | : 2010-03-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 073044516X |
Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..
Author | : John Blackman |
Publisher | : Momentum |
Total Pages | : 369 |
Release | : 2012-02-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1743340206 |
If you don't buy this book you're one chop short of a barbecue! Is your knowledge of Aussie slang sadly lacking? Are you feeling like a bandicoot on a burnt ridge, and running around like a blue-arsed fly? If so, don't chuck a wobbly, simply take a squiz at John Blackman's Best of Aussie Slang and she'll be apples! This latest literary triumph from John Blackman is the ultimate guide to the lingo of Down Under. Known to millions of Australians as the voice of Hey Hey It's Saturday and the alter ego of Dickie Knee, Blackman defines all the great slang and phrases that confront everyone, every day, all around Australia. So take a Captain Cook at this little beauty, impress the world with your grasp of the Aussie vernacular and find a special place for this masterpiece in your home – preferably one that doesn't flush!
Author | : John Blackman |
Publisher | : Pan |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 1998 |
Genre | : Reference |
ISBN | : 9780330360982 |
Author | : Tara Wyllie |
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Release | : 2016-08-01 |
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ISBN | : 9781925367577 |
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Total Pages | : 314 |
Release | : 1920 |
Genre | : History |
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Author | : David Khan |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 302 |
Release | : 2013-01-22 |
Genre | : Australia |
ISBN | : 9781921596902 |
You will laugh out loud with this book. Over 300 pages of hilarious jokes and gags. Jokes about men, women, doctors, lawyers, politicians and just about anyone you can poke a stick at. Great for speeches, ice breakers at parties, weddings, get-togethers and just a really good laugh on your own.You'll never struggle to remember a joke again with this book at your fingertips. Hundreds of hilarious and cheeky laughs.
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Total Pages | : 192 |
Release | : 2008 |
Genre | : Wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9781741691986 |
Q. What do you call a platypus trapped under a rock? A. A flatypus! Follows on from the sensational success of 2007's celebrity-packed Camp Quality joke book, Laugh Even Louder! and 2006's Laugh Out Loud! Featuring all-new packaging, plus a bright, eye-catching, green and gold cover with a 'Mozzie! Mozzie! Mozzie! Oi! Oi! Oi!' concept, 501 Great Aussie Jokes! is designed for irresistible impulse purchasing.