Are You Sh*tting Me?

Are You Sh*tting Me?
Author: Cary McNeal
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2014-10-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0399168192

Blue Ice, Meteors, and Beaver Ass, Oh My! FACT: The use of maggots to clean wounds has proven to be effective for patients who don't respond to traditional treatments. FACT: The Icelandic dish hákarl is beheaded basking shark that is buried in the ground for six to 12 weeks to putrefy before it is eaten. FACT: Used during the Dutch Revolt, rat torture involved trapping rodents under a bowl on a prisoner's stomach then heating the bowl's exterior so the animals would eat through the victim's flesh to try to escape. FACT: The average person picks his nose five times every hour, occasionally eating what he picks. The world is a scary place, and it gets scarier every day. From the creator of the bestselling 1,001 Facts That Will Scare The S#*t Out Of You comes this new collection of 1,004 (count 'em!) truly horrifying and horrifyingly true facts about the world around us. From ancient medical practices to doomsday scenarios, to disgusting food from around the world and the entire terrifying state of Florida, the facts in Are You Sh*tting Me? are sure to entertain and disturb you at once. Unless of course you are already disturbed, in which case this is the book for you!

Beach Read Boxed Set

Beach Read Boxed Set
Author: Marie Force
Publisher: HTJB, Inc.
Total Pages: 2837
Release: 2020-10-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1950654532

Welcome to this new Beach Read Boxed Set, containing nine of my single title contemporary romances, all of which have been reader favorites! Here you’ll find everything from steamy couples in Marfa, Texas, to an unlucky-in-love super model to a prominent doctor who falls in love with his best friend’s girlfriend to a woman putting her life back together after the death of her mother to a young couple separated by tragedy but brought back together by love. Each title offers a sizzling love story and a guaranteed happy ending. So get comfortable and be prepared to fall in love—nine times!

Please Don't Go

Please Don't Go
Author: SaDonna Rogers
Publisher: FriesenPress
Total Pages: 396
Release: 2016-12-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1460298225

DeLaine is embarking on an intense and surprising journey through the junior high jungle of 8th-grade. Now an upperclassman of the newly minted and rebuilt Milam Junior High, she, along with her best friend, Bailey Rains, encounter many new, wonderful and sometimes heartbreaking lessons in life. DeLaine's new life seems to begin almost the minute she walks into the doors of her school! Unbelievably, she is no longer invisible or it seems a peasant, in the school's social hierarchy! DeLaine is finding that being part of the popular crowd is attainable to someone like her. She can't believe her luck and how different her days as an 8th-grader compare to her miserable days as a 6th-grader. With her unusual year being a 7th-grader at Samson High School over, she is free to explore in a completely different group of friends than what she has ever known. Her new group of friends includes Jax Garrett as an upstanding member in their midst. DeLaine's crush from 6th-grade seems to confound her as much as Kevin Strong. Freshman, Kevin, is no longer in the same school with DeLaine and she feels his absence even with the attention she's receiving from cute cowboy, Jax! Her home life continues to be a roller coaster ride of insanity with occasional peeks of hope sprinkled throughout. Her step-mother, Clarice, seems to be happy with the caliber of friends DeLaine now has, which makes life a bit more bearable. She had hopes that since she would no longer be in the high school, her step-brother, Geoffrey would calm down as much as his mother has towards DeLaine, but he continues to run hot and cold no matter what she does in regards to his best friend Kevin Strong. DeLaine's life takes an unexpected twist half-way through her school year and she learns what true heartbreak is after receiving devastating news! How will she survive the huge changes coming into her life?

Random Elements

Random Elements
Author: Kate Donovan
Publisher: Beyond The Page
Total Pages: 277
Release: 2015-05-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1940846536

Actress Nikki Gower loved portraying a kick-ass federal agent on her hit TV show, Trace Elements, and got an even bigger thrill when she was brought in to work a real case alongside sexy Special Agent Josh Saxon. When her show was unexpectedly canceled and she was given the chance to join the real FBI—and make her hot romance with Josh permanent—she knew it was destiny. But there are other men in Nikki’s life determined to add a more permanent plot twist, including her predatory director, who gets the show un-canceled for six more episodes, and the shy stalker who sends her white roses and creepy but seemingly harmless poetry. When Josh goes undercover in Miami and Nikki stays behind to shoot the remaining episodes in Hollywood, the conflicted actress is sure Josh’s new gang-related assignment is dangerous. Little does she know, she’s the one who might not survive Season Two. As a special bonus, this book includes Episode Seven of the hit TV series Trace Elements. You can also read that and the show’s pilot episode online at www.beyondthepagepub.com/trace-elements-episodes.html.

Last Night in Sturgis

Last Night in Sturgis
Author: JJ Spain
Publisher: Writers Republic LLC
Total Pages: 270
Release: 2021-01-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1637281412

In book one of the Salas detective series: A simple arrest. . . Detective Mike Salas has identified the killer . . . Salas knows where the killer is . . . His plan: Arrest the suspect before he strikes again. His problem: One million bikers at the 75th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Follow Indiana Detective Mike Salas to Sturgis, South Dakota as he tracks down the serial murderer. Ride the Black Hills, experience Mount Rushmore, the Chip, Da Bus and downtown Sturgis while the killer stalks his next victim. Be there when the killer strikes. Will he make his kill? Will Salas stop him? Will it be the last night in Sturgis?

Talent on Loan

Talent on Loan
Author: Milt Shook
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2006-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 059541253X

All Henry Preston Taylor wants to do is oust the President of the United States, and he can't understand why it's so difficult. Using the tried and true methods he's employed in the past, Taylor has created "The President Project," a vast conspiracy which he feels will guarantee success this time. The only problem is the media; the most popular talk show hosts have dropped like flies, due to drug and sex scandals, and there are very few outlets available to peddle his wares. He decides that the only way he can be successful is to control the message himself, through his own radio talk show. Enter Merton Greeley, a 30-something janitor who is thrust onto the radio due to extreme circumstances. Greeley is loud, bombastic, and phenomenally stupid; the perfect foil for Taylor's plans. Or is he? Talent on Loan is a raucous ride through the world of politics and media, which leaves no stone unturned and no nose un-bloodied.

Helsinki Blood

Helsinki Blood
Author: James Thompson
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 255
Release: 2013-03-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 110160929X

James Thompson's incomparable Inspector Vaara is back in a new chilling Nordic mystery. An Estonian woman begs Inspector Kari Vaara to find her daughter, Loviise, a young woman with Down syndrome who was promised work and a better life in Finland… and has since disappeared. One more missing girl is a drop in the barrel for a police department that is understaffed and overburdened, but for Kari, the case is personal: it’s a chance for redemption, to help the victims his failed black-ops unit was intended to save, and to prove to his estranged wife, Kate, that he’s still the man he once was. His search will lead him from the glittering world of Helsinki’s high-class clubs to the darkest circles of Finland’s underground trade in trafficked women and straight into the path of Loviise’s captors, who may be some of the most untouchable people in the country.

Stone’s Promise

Stone’s Promise
Author: D.L Brumley
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 605
Release: 2022-06-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1669834549

After narrowly missing putting down Denny Craven at the end of Stone's Way, Zack and his partner Dounia Al Zanawi have reached a level of frustration that does not sit well with either. Denny, having come out of the assassination attempt unscathed, begins a counter campaign to rid himself of not only Zack, but takes on the entire CAPSTONE-X team. Promising himself he will spare no expense, nor effort in putting down his arch rivals, Denny calls on the resources of the Consortium, a Washington DC based group of the most powerful men and women in North America, to assist in his effort. Denny's plan brings some success, executing two of the CAPSTONE team, and managing to send the rest scattering for safety. Come along, as Zack takes on the bad guys, in a head-to-head battle for the heart and soul of the American People.

Men of Inked: The Complete Series

Men of Inked: The Complete Series
Author: Chelle Bliss
Publisher: Chelle Bliss
Total Pages: 1777
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

USA TODAY BESTSELLING ROMANTIC SUSPENSE SERIES BY CHELLE BLISS. Join the Gallo siblings as their lives are forever turned upside down by irresistible passion and unexpected love. This box set contains seven Men of Inked books - Throttle Me, Hook Me, Throttled, Resist Me, Resisting, Uncover Me, Without Me, Honor Me, and Worship Me.

The Gods of Asphalt - Book One

The Gods of Asphalt - Book One
Author: H. E. Ellis
Publisher: H.E. Ellis
Total Pages: 302
Release: 2011-08-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0983952906

When police search seventeen year-old Sawyer Hayden's wallet after he steals and crashes a vintage motorcycle they find just three things:The fake I.D. his brother bought him, his real ID without a motorcycle endorsement and the empty condom wrapper he saved from his first night with Sarah.What police don't find is his list. A list of the three things Sawyer blames for turning his once promising athlete of a father into a trucker who's life went nowhere. A list that before tonight he never left home without. Before tonight Sawyer lived his life by that list, like a map he used to avoid the same path his father traveled. A map he used to find a road of own, a road he knew for a fact would pave the way to a college scholarship and a future in basketball. But that was before tonight. Because despite all Sawyer's careful planning his map sends him down a road toward an obstacle he never sees coming. An obstacle that slams him head on and reveals a fate worse than failure. Success. Now broken, bleeding and running out of time Sawyer is forced to make a new list. A simple list with only one strategy. Live long enough to fail.