Talking Animals

Talking Animals
Author: Joni Murphy
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2020-08-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0374721319

"Joni Murphy’s inventive and beautiful allegory depicts a city enmeshed in climate collapse, blinded to the signs of its imminent destruction by petty hatreds and monstrous greed: that is, the world we are living in now. Talking Animals is an Orwellian tale of totalitarianism in action, but the animals on this farm are much cuter, and they make better puns." —Chris Kraus, author of I Love Dick and After Kathy Acker A fable for our times, Joni Murphy’s Talking Animals takes place in an all-animal world where creatures rather like us are forced to deal with an all-too-familiar landscape of soul-crushing jobs, polluted oceans, and a creeping sense of doom. It’s New York City, nowish. Lemurs brew espresso. Birds tend bar. There are bears on Wall Street, and a billionaire racehorse is mayor. Sea creatures are viewed with fear and disgust and there’s chatter about building a wall to keep them out. Alfonzo is a moody alpaca. His friend Mitchell is a sociable llama. They both work at City Hall, but their true passions are noise music and underground politics. Partly to meet girls, partly because the world might be ending, these lowly bureaucrats embark on an unlikely mission to expose the corrupt system that’s destroying the city from within. Their project takes them from the city’s bowels to its extremities, where they encounter the Sea Equality Revolutionary Front, who are either a group of dangerous radicals or an inspiring liberation movement. In this novel, at last, nature kvetches and grieves, while talking animals offer us a kind of solace in the guise of dumb jokes. This is mass extinction as told by BoJack Horseman. This is The Fantastic Mr. Fox journeying through Kafka's Amerika. This is dogs and cats, living together. Talking Animals is an urgent allegory about friendship, art, and the elemental struggle to change one’s life under the low ceiling of capitalism.

Best Kids Jokes and Facts About Animals: Taken From Our Paperback Activity Book Called Happy Animals Colouring Pages Silly Jokes and Activities Book For Special Little Monkeys

Best Kids Jokes and Facts About Animals: Taken From Our Paperback Activity Book Called Happy Animals Colouring Pages Silly Jokes and Activities Book For Special Little Monkeys
Author: Treehouse Books
Publisher: Treehouse Books
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2021-12-25
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN:

This ebook contains over 100 kids jokes about animals, and over 150 A-Z facts about animals from all over the world, that are taken from our similar, original paperback activity book, which was our first ever book. You can read this ebook to children aloud or they can read it themselves, depending on their age and ability. This shorter ebook can be enjoyed just as it is, with the jokes and facts on their own, or if you are an adult who normally buys books for children, this ebook could also help you to decide if you want to buy the original paperback activity book. The paperback activity book also includes lots more colouring pages, rearrange the letters puzzles, and dot to dots puzzles, as well as colourful illustrations. It makes a lovely present and a great educational gift and fun activity book at the same time.

Animal Puns: No Prob Llama

Animal Puns: No Prob Llama
Author: New Seasons
Publisher: New Seasons
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-10-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781645580133

This cute gift book features more than 50 witty puns and accompanying animal imagery. Adorable photographs of kittens, puppies, rabbits, piglets, squirrels, and more! Some pages will make you laugh, while others will make your heart melt. Full color photography. 112 pages

Alpaca or Llama

Alpaca or Llama
Author: Tamra Orr
Publisher: Cherry Lake
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2019-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1534148760

Some animals look so alike, it's difficult to tell which is which! The Alpaca or Llama book in the Which Is Which? series helps readers discover the similarities and differences between alpacas and llamas. Focused on 21st Century content, the Which Is Which? series encourages readers to ask questions, think more critically and creatively, and use their problem-solving skills. Book includes table of contents, sidebars, glossary, index, and author biography.

Charming the Billionaire Cowboy

Charming the Billionaire Cowboy
Author: Kris Bock
Publisher: Tule Publishing
Total Pages: 195
Release: 2023-01-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1958686468

For the first time, his cowboy charms seem to backfire… With his Texas ranching family’s lottery win, TC Tomlinson is finally able to build a ranch with alternative livestock. TC has a lot to prove, starting with his new ostrich herd, so when he catches a beauty scooping up an escaped baby bird, TC chases her down, assuming she wants to meet him for his money. When Hallie Armstrong sees the injured baby ostrich, she jumps into professional mode. A former vet tech, she’s moved to Last Stand to work at her aunt's wildlife rescue and heal from an attack. She’s skittish of the handsome cowboy, but when he starts to flirt, she decides two can play at this game—the rescue needs fundraising, and TC is an eligible bachelor. As they brainstorm ideas for a bachelor auction and work to solve the mystery of local sheep attacks, TC finds himself falling for the feisty cowgirl. But when he learns she’s still in danger, his protective instincts threaten to drive Hallie away. Can TC convince Hallie she can have her independence and him too?

Pokko and the Drum

Pokko and the Drum
Author: Matthew Forsythe
Publisher: Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2019-10-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1481480391

Four starred reviews! A Today Show Best Book of the Year An NPR Favorite Book of 2019 From E.B. White Read Aloud honor artist Matthew Forsythe comes an “extraordinary” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) picture book about a magical drum, an emerald forest, and the little frog who dares to make her own music. The biggest mistake Pokko’s parents ever made was giving her the drum. When Pokko takes the drum deep into the forest it is so quiet, so very quiet that Pokko decides to play. And before she knows it she is joined by a band of animals —first the raccoon, then the rabbit, then the wolf—and soon the entire forest is following her. Will Pokko hear her father’s voice when he calls her home? Pokko and the Drum is a story about art, persistence, and a family of frogs living in a mushroom.

Looking for Llamas

Looking for Llamas
Author: BuzzPop
Publisher: BuzzPop
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019-07-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781499809862

Search for some quirky, globe-trotting, g-llama-rous llamas and their cacti buddies in this hilarious seek-and-find adventure! Follow six curious llamas as they trot off to see the world, playing hide and seek at each new location. Kendrick Llama, No Probllama, and their other llama friends journey to the Bahamas, strut their stuff at a fashion show, kick up their hooves at a hipster festival, and more! Seek and find the six curious llamas and their six cacti friends in each busy scene. Full of jam-packed scenes, fun artwork, cool locations, quirky characters, and llama puns galore, this book will appeal to girls, boys, trendy teens, and young-at-heart adults.

Love Me I'm Your Princess

Love Me I'm Your Princess
Author: Laura Burton
Publisher: Laura Burton
Total Pages: 150
Release: 2022-03-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Meet Violet, a young woman who agreed to switch places with her twin sister so that she can finally meet her birth parents, the King and Queen of Andorra. She's got so many questions for them, the most pressing one being: why did they give her up for adoption but keep her sister? But Violet's plans are thrown into chaos when the handsome Italian Prince Cristiano arrives at the palace, claiming to be her fiancé. What was supposed to be a game of make-believe suddenly becomes dangerous as Violet finds herself falling for this charming prince and wishing she could stay in her twin sister's shoes forever. With the clock ticking down until the switch back, Violet must navigate the tricky waters of pretending to be her sister while hiding her growing feelings for Cristiano. Will she be able to keep up the charade, or will her heart get in the way of her happy ending? If you loved The Princess Switch and The Princess Diaries, you won't want to miss this hilarious and heartwarming royal romantic comedy. Get ready to laugh, swoon, and root for Violet as she navigates the ups and downs of love and identity. Buy your copy today! Twin switch, royal romance, mistaken identity, Italian, European romance, romcom, sweet romance, hea, family scandal, forbidden lovers, clean and wholesome, feel good romance. Love Me I'm Your Princess, Laura Burton, Royal romantic comedy, Twin switch, Italian prince, Fiancé, Identity, Love and romance, Heartwarming, Happy ending, Princess Diaries, The Princess Switch, Adoption, Family secrets, Young adult fiction, New adult fiction, Bestselling romance novel, Contemporary romance, Fiction books

No Probllama

No Probllama
Author: Rosie Greening
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2018-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781788432283

"Llamas swim, dance, and even do karate--it's no probllama! Read along and explore the exciting touches in this funny book about trying new things"--Page 4 of cover