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| Author | : Henry Harvey |
| Publisher | : Schiffer + ORM |
| Total Pages | : 264 |
| Release | : 2012-03-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1507300255 |
True, entertaining stories about real animals accompanied by 60 charming illustrations 40+ vignettes about charismatic, humorous, and genius members of the animal kingdom A page turner with funny (sometimes adult funny) twists
| Author | : Sledgepainter Books |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 118 |
| Release | : 2020-01-28 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781655791390 |
Do you or someone you know love animals and also finds farts hilarious? Then this would be the perfect gift for them, or just good for gags and laughs to brighten someone's day! Illustrated for kids and adults alike, with a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of grossness, with detail that isn't completely overwhelming. They are cute, amusing critters that will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you embarrassingly laugh out loud! But it's not just a coloring book! It offers a lot more fun for the crafty-handed colorist! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. You'll find in these 116 pages this ultimate fart-laden content: 40 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side) 1 Maze (Can also be colored) 1 Draw-Your-Own Fart-a-tee 1 Tic-Tac-Toot Game Board w/4 sets of 5 Tokens (20 DIY Token Cut Outs) 2 Fart Block Squares Game Pages 3 Color in the Farts in a Row Game Pages 6 Farty Bookmarks (DIY Cut Outs) 1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out) 7 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs) 9 Player Tokens (DIY Cut Outs) 15 Bonus Poop Tokens (DIY Cut-Outs) 57 Playing Cards (DIY Cut-Outs) 1 Color Testing Page You are guaranteed to find an animal you adore in these pages, including: sloth, cats, dogs, hippo, dolphin, shark, honey badger, hyena, llama, narwhal, frog, turtle, spider, dodo, bigfoot, dragon, unicorn, horse, panda, manatee, owl, lion, elephant, tiger, platypus, axolotl, dinsoaurs, giraffe, and so many more! Enjoy coloring and also creating your very own game pieces and cards. And if you like this artwork, be sure to check out more by this quirky seller!
| Author | : Nick Caruso |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2019-07-11 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1526361892 |
An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
| Author | : M.D. Whalen |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 142 |
| Release | : 2018-03-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9789627866404 |
Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
| Author | : Jo Nesbo |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 260 |
| Release | : 2012-01-19 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0857077139 |
The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor couldn't stop there. Next up: a Time-travel Bath Bomb. Throw the Bath Bomb in the tub, lather up and imagine where you'd like to visit. The battle of Waterloo? No problem. The French Revolution? Let's go! Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. Years ago he lost his true love, Juliette Margarine, and now he wants to change the past and win her back. But when his plan goes awry, it's up to Nilly and LIsa to travel in time and save the day.
| Author | : Christine Virnig |
| Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
| Total Pages | : 150 |
| Release | : 2020-07-21 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1250246806 |
Discover the stomach-churning truth about the animal poop, pee, vomit, and secretions that humans have eaten throughout history—and sometimes still do—in Christine Virnig's laugh-out-loud middle-grade nonfiction debut. Dung for Dinner is illustrated by Korwin Briggs. From Roman charioteers scarfing wild boar dung to astronauts guzzling their own pee to today's kids spreading insect vomit on their toast, this humorous compendium is chock-full of history, science, and fascinatingly gross facts. Bug secretions coating your candy corn? Rodent poop in your popcorn? Physicians tasting their patients' pee? It’s deliciously disgusting! *SCBWI Golden Kite Award Finalist for Older Nonfiction
| Author | : Don H. Corrigan |
| Publisher | : McFarland |
| Total Pages | : 217 |
| Release | : 2023-07-26 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 1476650284 |
This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
| Author | : Jimmie Robinson |
| Publisher | : Image Comics |
| Total Pages | : 132 |
| Release | : 2007-07-25 |
| Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
| ISBN | : 1534320334 |
Bomb Queen's dictatorship over New Port City is threatened when she falls in love with the wrong man. Can our favorite villain get her head out of the clouds and her legs back together before she loses everything? An outrageously salacious satire sure to appeal to y our "guilty pleasure" funnybone! Includes the BOMB QUEEN VS. BLACKLIGHT ONE-SHOT! RETAILER WARNING: MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES
| Author | : Jim Dawson |
| Publisher | : Ten Speed Press |
| Total Pages | : 194 |
| Release | : 2010-05-04 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 158008348X |
This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
