Meaner Monkeys

Meaner Monkeys
Author: Adam Swetnam
Publisher: Posivision
Total Pages: 179
Release: 2023-05-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Who is stealing planets and why? Planets are bulky, not easy to store, and the carrying costs are oppressive. The Zoomarble Madcap Space Adventure Series continues with Book 2: Meaner Monkeys. New quirky characters, additional limbs, senseless violence, and enemies of the scariest kind. Where Zoomarble leaves off (Friday), Meaner Monkeys picks up (Friday evening). The group has a job to do, whether or not the details have been entered into the system. Important lessons include: how to fly a spaceship, where to gain skills such as thoracic surgery and decoupage, don’t attempt to fly through gas planets just because they are balls of gas, and if you are ever anywhere doing anything and all the animals suddenly run away… RUN!

Takomiad

Takomiad
Author: Surazeus Astarius
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 538
Release: 2017-09-24
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1387250671

Takomiad of Surazeus - Goddess of Takoma presents 125,667 lines of verse in 2,590 poems, lyrics, ballads, sonnets, dramatic monologues, eulogies, hymns, and epigrams written by Surazeus 1984 to 1992.

Five Little Monkeys Trick-or-Treat

Five Little Monkeys Trick-or-Treat
Author: Eileen Christelow
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 43
Release: 2013-08-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0547859090

In another adorable story starring Eileen Christelow's mischievous and beloved monkeys, these five silly monkeys go trick-or-treating and fun chaos ensues! Five little monkeys dress up for Halloween. They’re going trick-or-treating with their favorite babysitter, Lulu. Mama reminds her, “Don’t lose the rascals!” But soon those mischievous monkeys meet other costumed friends and decide to try “the best Halloween trick ever!” Will Lulu be fooled? Or will the five little monkeys get tricked by their own monkey business? Vibrant, silly, and perfect for reading aloud, this non-scary Halloween story will delight fans of this best-selling series. Includes recipes for “eyeballs” and “worm juice” for kids to try at home.

Axe Cop Volume 5: Axe Cop Gets Married and Other Stories

Axe Cop Volume 5: Axe Cop Gets Married and Other Stories
Author: Malachai Nicolle
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2014
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 161655245X

Follows the adventures of Axe Cop as he teams up with the ever-changing Flute Cop, recruits new members to his team, fights supernatural villains throughout the universe, and answers e-mail questions from fans.

Sophie's World

Sophie's World
Author: Jostein Gaarder
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Total Pages: 599
Release: 2007-03-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1466804270

A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.

Suicide Squad/Banana Splits Special (2017-) #1

Suicide Squad/Banana Splits Special (2017-) #1
Author: Tony Bedard
Publisher: DC Comics
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2017-03-29
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN:

“SUICIDE SPLITS”! Mistaken for metahumans, thrown in the bowels of Belle Reve, the animal rock band Banana Splits are recruited by Amanda Waller for a secret mission: to save the Suicide Squad! What follows is the weirdest team-up you never thought you’d see! How can Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky stand up to Harley, Deadshot, Katana and Croc? And in the backup feature, Snagglepuss is a Southern gothic playwright working with an ensemble cast of cultural figures, exploring an intensely creative time in the New York City theater scene of the 1950s.

Let's Pave the Stupid Rainforests & Give School Teachers Stun Guns

Let's Pave the Stupid Rainforests & Give School Teachers Stun Guns
Author: Ed Anger
Publisher: Broadway
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1996
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780553066852

Ed Anger is mad--pig-biting mad!--and he's not gonna take it anymore. As America's angriest--and funniest--columnist, Ed pushes the conservative envelope. In fact, he tears the envelope to shreds. His Contract with America promises the right to smoke anytime, anywhere; a fresh credit slate for every American man, woman, and child; and a gun in every holster. It's crazy, but it just might work: Knock Down the Statue of Liberty and Put a Lock on Our Borders Now! GI Joe Is a He-Man Toy, Not a Doll! I'd Rather Live Next to a Prison than a Public School! Let Doctors Wheel and Deal Like Used-Car Salesmen! Let Our Kids Balance the Federal Budget! "Weekly World News, the black-and-white tabloid read by more than 2 million people a week, is world-renowned for breaking the story that Elvis is alive and for its reports of UFO sightings. Ed Anger, the paper's star columnist for over 13 years, generates hundreds of pieces of reader mail each week with his sharp and painful opinions about...everything.

Isle of the Unknown

Isle of the Unknown
Author: Lamentations of the Flame Princess
Publisher: Lamentations of the Flame Princess
Total Pages:
Release: 2017-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9789525904253

A Setting Designed to be Placed in Any Fantasy Campaign! Formatted as a hex-based adventure location, the Isle contains 330 unique challenges and locations, including over 100 new monsters and dozens of spellcasters with unique abilities. The book contains over 120 full-color illustrations, including every single monster found on the Isle. Compatible with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional fantasy role-playing games. The included PDF version of Isle of the Unknown is fully layered and bookmarked.