A Kiss from Moët

A Kiss from Moët
Author: Lorain O'Neil
Publisher: Lorain O'Neil
Total Pages: 279
Release: 2023-06-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

She's young. Gorgeous. Cursed.And she's so not going to put up with it.Moët Arkady is a Lecora -cursed by an ancient swamp magic so that any man she kisses could end up not only possessing HER but a lifetime of fabulously good luck to boot. Not exactly helpful when returning home after years of banishment BAM! Moët's plane crashes right into the swamp that created the curse in the first place. So when Moët must play good Samaritan to a drowning passenger, what was that? A kiss? Better not be, because he's Moses Gentry, the indomitable Gentry in The Consortium v. Gentry Refinery, the biggest most dangerous legal war these southern Parishes have ever seen, the one that will decide whether the swamp itself lives or dies.And she's the new Court Monitor who has to decide the whole blasted thing.If Moët rules for the Consortium, Moses Gentry will lose everything -like he's gonna let that happen. But if she rules for Moses, the Consortium's rich and powerful members could be headed to prison -and they sure don't intend on going. Since Moët's predecessor resolved the dilemma by ending up alligator bait, and her former high school sweetheart is now the Consortium's lead attorney and pretty great at stealing kisses, Moët could sure use some good luck herself.And that wily old swamp still has its magic not to mention some truly surprising plans for the intrepid little Lecora -and whoever wins (and whoever loses!) The Consortium v. Gentry Refinery.Because when they least expect it, a bit of swamp magic could just seal this deal... with a kiss!A Kiss From Moët is 71,000 words long and written in the genres of romance/magical realism/humor. Sample chapters from some of the author's other novels are added.

Firecrystal Deep

Firecrystal Deep
Author: Lorain O'Neil
Publisher: Lorain O'Neil
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2016-12-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Retired schoolteacher Miri Prescott is a God. Surprise! Waking up in a spaceship, kidnapped and back in her eighteen year old body, isn't the kind of thing that's supposed to happen to Miri. But with everyone insisting she’s the Adrus, the lost given God of the Adruminion, relentlessly lusted after by the Demesdom, it just isn’t doing her any good arguing that, heh, she can’t even tweet! Spirited away to the Adrumininum, Miri learns that it’s an empire ruled by her former (who’s quite definite on being her current) mate, and that it’s at war with the Demesdom, a realm ruled by the man she once desired. Two vast galactic kingdoms ruled by alpha males each ferociously in love with her and willing to stop at nothing to have her. Which makes befuddled Miri one reluctant Adrus. Maybe. Or maybe little Earth-human Miri has a mighty big secret ―of what was left behind back on Earth. Criminal record and all! kidnap, kidnapped, alpha male, sci-fi, alien, humorous sci-fi, sci-fi romance, steamy romance, science fiction, humor KEYWORDS: kidnap, kidnapped, alpha male, alien, humorous sci-fi, romance sci-fi, romantic sci-fi, steamy romance, humor

The Hilarious Dead Guy's Last Chance Undies

The Hilarious Dead Guy's Last Chance Undies
Author: Lorain O'Neil
Publisher: Lorain O'Neil
Total Pages: 206
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Get ready to buckle up for a wild ride of thrills, laughs, and a seriously flashy undergarment! Enter the world of Polonia Appleseed, a spunky seven-year-old who witnesses her father’s demise, complete with a puzzling clue—a pair of men’s undies adorned with sparkly hearts. Fast forward to Polonia’s coming of age, where, after the unfortunately explosive colonoscopy end of her Uncle George, she’s surrounded by relatives, all of them prime suspects in her father’s killing. And all of Polonia’s relatives know, she is not ordinary. Following in her father’s footsteps, Polonia concocts a daring scheme to expose the killer by swiping millions right out from everyone’s noses! Brace yourself for a whirlwind adventure as Polonia navigates a treacherous path of financial family subterfuge, with heart-pounding suspense, plot twists that’ll leave you gasping, and enough humor to keep your sides splitting. Will Polonia outwit the killer and serve up a platter of justice? Or will she find herself entangled in a sticky web of deceit and danger? Join Polonia on her quest for truth and redemption, where secrets unravel, alliances teeter on the edge, and bombshell revelations lie just beneath the surface. Figure out who the killer is before Polonia, you know the clue! Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

Azalea & Syzygy

Azalea & Syzygy
Author: Lorain O'Neil
Publisher: Lorain O'Neil
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2021-09-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Embark on an enthralling journey through the hallowed chambers of an ancient sisterhood, where nuns harness divine abilities to purge wickedness from souls. Brace yourself for an extraordinary quest to rescue the world, spearheaded by an unlikely duo: a feisty centenarian and an endearingly naive teenager. Equipped with their trusty Super-Soakers, these mismatched champions must battle an encroaching storm of supernatural vengeance that threatens humanity’s very existence. Prepare for a gripping whirlwind adventure, as ancient forces clash with the unwavering spirit of Azalea & Syzygy, two unsuspecting heroes in a tale teeming with riotous laughter, heart-stopping suspense, against-all-odds camaraderie, and an irresistible touch of pandemonium! Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

Sugar & Spice and Everything Deadly

Sugar & Spice and Everything Deadly
Author: Shanieta Billingsley
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 126
Release: 2018-11-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0359238203

Moet La'Rue has been through hell and back in her short years. At 11 her father was murdered, at 12 her and her mother were kidnapped. Which in-turn, led to her brother getting three life sentence, for murder. Her mothers boyfriend had been molesting her. So at 16 after she graduated from high school. She got to on a bus to New Orleans changed her life forever. The question is, did it change her life for the better or worse.

Identical Twins

Identical Twins
Author: Judy Gates
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2023-06-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1662474563

Grab this book and a cold glass of wine and snuggle up to a good fictional story straight out of the STL. This is a good story about some identical twins that are so different, they're like night and day. Take Candi for instance, she's quiet, low-key, and shy even. Her twin, Sandi, is totally different; she's outgoing, will speak her mind on any given day. To be honest, Sandi is a good girl turned bad. She was a good girl hanging with what our parents call the wrong crowd. She lost her job first and then lost her mind... Candi stayed on her job, and she also stayed humble, sweet, and very quiet. She met the love of her life just before her untimely demise. What really made Sandi a gangsta bitch? Well, snuggle up because we're about to find out right now. Don't forget to exhale. Bye for now.

Bound Fairy

Bound Fairy
Author: Lorain O'Neil
Publisher: Lorain O'Neil
Total Pages: 314
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Step into a mysterious world veiled in intrigue, where the absence of women has cast a grim shadow. The Vezerine society teeters on the brink of chaos, sustained only by a rare fuel rock that quenches their energy needs while a dire dilemma plagues the Vezerine men—they can no longer bear daughters. Even with cloning technology at their disposal, the looming threat of extinction hangs ominously in the air. Whimsical fairies, with their profound wisdom, decree that while mortals make mistakes, it takes the Vezerine to truly botch things up. In the midst of this turmoil, Jozef is presented with an extraordinary opportunity. He is offered the last remaining female—a woman concealing secrets beneath her enigmatic facade. To further complicate matters, she is on a mission assigned by the fairies themselves: to dismantle the very fuel rock mine that sustains Vezerine society. Is she a walking catastrophe or their salvation? Driven by unyielding determination, Jozef knows only one truth—he must make her his, irrespective of her stance on the matter. Prepare yourself for a captivating tale that delves into themes of love, sacrifice, and the delicate balance of power. Immerse yourself in a world where the fate of an entire civilization dangles by a thread, where one man’s pursuit of passion will shape the destiny of his people. Unearth the mesmerizing twists and turns that lie ahead as Jozef navigates a treacherous path, torn between his duty to society and the irresistible pull of his heart. Embark on a journey of audacity and consequence, where alliances are forged, betrayals lurk in the shadows, and the future of an entire species hinges on the choices made by one man and the enigmatic woman who holds the key to their destiny. Brace yourself for a spellbinding humorous adventure as the intricate tapestry of Vezerine society is uncovered and rewritten by the eternal combination of man and woman. Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

Last of the Summer Moët

Last of the Summer Moët
Author: Wendy Holden
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Total Pages: 317
Release: 2018-02-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1784977578

TREAT YOURSELF to a sparkling romantic comedy... Last of the Summer Moët is a bottle of champagne in book form! 'Effing marvellous' JILLY COOPER. 'Funny and smart' INDIA KNIGHT. 'Total bliss' DAILY MAIL. Wendy Holden's warm and funny comic heroine Laura Lake is back. And this time, she's gone rural... Laura Lake, editor of glossy magazine Society, is always on the hunt for scandalous scoops to fill her pages. Now she's discovered a top-secret village in the English countryside where the rich and famous own weekend retreats. Where film stars, Turner-prize winners and billionaires park their helicopters outside the gastropub and buy £100 sourdough loaves from the deli. Outsiders are strictly forbidden. But luckily Laura's best friend Lulu, a logo-obsessed socialite with a heart as huge as her sunglasses, suddenly fancies a quiet life in the country... But life in this enchanted rural idyll is harder than it looks. A brawl at the world's poshest pub quiz nearly brings down the government. And gossip from rehearsals of the midsummer pantomime threatens to tear the village apart... Can Laura write her exposé before the snobbish villagers blow her cover and suss her true identity? WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT WENDY HOLDEN: 'A brilliant, funny read... Perfect escapism from the daily grind' 'Move over Sophie Kinsella - there's a new Chick Lit queen in town' 'Escapism in its purest form... A little gem' 'Pure fun, escapism and self indulgence. Delicious!'

The Mystical Language of Sensation in the Later Middle Ages

The Mystical Language of Sensation in the Later Middle Ages
Author: Gordon Rudy
Publisher: Routledge
Total Pages: 202
Release: 2013-12-16
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1136718400

First Published in 2002. This book is about the way medieval authors wrote about union with God and how they used language that refers to the senses to articulate their ideas about how a person can be one with God. Rudy argues that such explicit concepts of the spiritual senses are not sharply distinct from the ideas implicit in broader usage of sensory language in theological writings. These ideas are significant in the history of Christian mysticism, because language that refers to the senses bears directly on several ideas that are central to ideas about union with God.

Outlook

Outlook
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Total Pages: 55
Release: 2008-12-08
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