50 Plus 10: Horror Movie Survival Tips

50 Plus 10: Horror Movie Survival Tips
Author: Shawn Cain
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2010-06-16
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0557420903

You wake up stranded in a run-down camp, abandoned hospital, or other creepy non-populated area. Your friends may be there, but they're just as clueless, if not more. Someone makes a joke about something immoral and a sports gear wearing giant with a large impaling device appears. It is right then and there you realize that you are in some serious trouble...Are you prepared?...Are you sure?There is no need to worry because you have now discovered the answer to your desperate calls for help. Sure, it isn't a weapon or a map, but it can still be of assistance!Inside this book lies 50 Tips for surviving a horror movie situation along with 10 added 'specific' tips all provided so that you can find your way to safety*.So pay attention and bring your smile...while you still have it. However, you're on your own in the sequel.

The Rules to Survive a Slasher Movie

The Rules to Survive a Slasher Movie
Author: Daniel Viglietti
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 70
Release: 2019-11-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0244533822

So you've run over somebody and now someone is back for revenge? Or you're at a summer camp and your friends have 'mysteriously' disappeared? Or maybe there's a random guy in a costume coming after you for an unexplained crazy motive? If this is you, then that means you're in a slasher movie. If you're in this terrifying situation, then you need to know the basics" 1. Don't drink or do drugs 2. Don't have sex 3. Never, EVER, say, ""I'll be right back"" But that's not everything. You're going to need to know a lot more if you plan on being in the back of the ambulance at the end of the credits. And that's what I'm here to help with.

How to Survive a Horror Movie

How to Survive a Horror Movie
Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 182
Release: 2011-05-18
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1594745684

The screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King’s It shares a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek survival guide that celebrates iconic horror movies both past and present! THE PERFECT GIFT FOR HORROR MOVIE LOVERS: Features spooky illustrations, a list of 100 must-see horror films, and an introduction by Nightmare on Elm Street’s Wes Craven. Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: • How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in • The five types of slashers and how to defeat them • How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects • How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats • What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you—as long as you have this book.

The Advocate

The Advocate
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2001-08-14
Genre:
ISBN:

The Advocate is a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) monthly newsmagazine. Established in 1967, it is the oldest continuing LGBT publication in the United States.

Horror Movie Posters

Horror Movie Posters
Author: Richard Allen
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1998
Genre: Film posters, American
ISBN: 9781887893251

Featuring hundreds of movie posters from silent films to the present day. This book includes some of the best known posters for movies such as: The Phantom of the Opera (1925); Dracula (1931); The Mummy's Curse (1944); Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956); Psycho (1960); Clockwork Orange (1971); Nightmare on Elm Street (1984); Scream (1996).

Ebony

Ebony
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2001-10
Genre:
ISBN:

EBONY is the flagship magazine of Johnson Publishing. Founded in 1945 by John H. Johnson, it still maintains the highest global circulation of any African American-focused magazine.

Bleeding Skull

Bleeding Skull
Author: Annie Choi
Publisher: Fantagraphics Books
Total Pages: 270
Release: 2021-03-23
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1683961862

A celebration of the most obscure, bizarre, and brain-busting movies ever made, this film guide features 250 in-depth reviews that have escaped the radar of people with taste and the tolerance of critics ― Goregasm! I Was a Teenage Serial Killer! Satan Claus!Die Hard Dracula! Curated by the enthusiastic minds behind BleedingSkull.com, this book gets deep into gutter-level, no-budget horror, from shot-on-VHS revelations (Eyes of the Werewolf) to forgotten outsider art hallucinations (Alien Beasts). Jam-packed with rare photographs, advertisements, and VHS sleeves (most of which have never been seen before), Bleeding Skull is an edifying, laugh-out-loud guide to the dusty inventory of the greatest video store that never existed.

TV Guide

TV Guide
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 854
Release: 1993
Genre: Television programs
ISBN:

Backpacker

Backpacker
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2007-09
Genre:
ISBN:

Backpacker brings the outdoors straight to the reader's doorstep, inspiring and enabling them to go more places and enjoy nature more often. The authority on active adventure, Backpacker is the world's first GPS-enabled magazine, and the only magazine whose editors personally test the hiking trails, camping gear, and survival tips they publish. Backpacker's Editors' Choice Awards, an industry honor recognizing design, feature and product innovation, has become the gold standard against which all other outdoor-industry awards are measured.

It

It
Author: Stephen King
Publisher: Scribner
Total Pages: 1184
Release: 2019-07-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1982127791

It: Chapter Two—now a major motion picture! Stephen King’s terrifying, classic #1 New York Times bestseller, “a landmark in American literature” (Chicago Sun-Times)—about seven adults who return to their hometown to confront a nightmare they had first stumbled on as teenagers…an evil without a name: It. Welcome to Derry, Maine. It’s a small city, a place as hauntingly familiar as your own hometown. Only in Derry the haunting is real. They were seven teenagers when they first stumbled upon the horror. Now they are grown-up men and women who have gone out into the big world to gain success and happiness. But the promise they made twenty-eight years ago calls them reunite in the same place where, as teenagers, they battled an evil creature that preyed on the city’s children. Now, children are being murdered again and their repressed memories of that terrifying summer return as they prepare to once again battle the monster lurking in Derry’s sewers. Readers of Stephen King know that Derry, Maine, is a place with a deep, dark hold on the author. It reappears in many of his books, including Bag of Bones, Hearts in Atlantis, and 11/22/63. But it all starts with It. “Stephen King’s most mature work” (St. Petersburg Times), “It will overwhelm you…to be read in a well-lit room only” (Los Angeles Times).