101 Silly Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

101 Silly Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids
Author: Editors of Ulysses Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2024-01-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1646046137

101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Because they are very scentimental. Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date? To the Moooovies! A poem for Valentine's Day: Roses are red, poppies are red, The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire! What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say? I wub you! . . . .And many more!

From Pumpkin Time to Valentines

From Pumpkin Time to Valentines
Author: Susan Ohanian
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 148
Release: 1994-08-15
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 0313079641

Keep students happily focused on learning during two of the most exciting holidays of the year for the elementary classroom-Halloween and Valentine's Day. Poems and excerpts are used as launching points for such projects as writing spooky tongue twisters or designing animal valentine cartoons. Reproducible language arts strategies teach word play, interviewing, letter writing, research skills, problem solving, and metaphorical language while encouraging divergent thinking. Grades 1-5.

101 Silly Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

101 Silly Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids
Author: Editors of Ulysses Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2024-01-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1646046323

101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Because they are very scentimental. Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date? To the Moooovies! A poem for Valentine's Day: Roses are red, poppies are red, The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire! What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say? I wub you! . . . .And many more!

Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids

Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2017-02-14
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0062497960

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of jokes for every occasion and every member of the family! A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. Get ready for a barrel of laughs in a pint-sized package: the jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns don’t stop coming in Rob Elliott’s new collection of never-before-heard instant classics. Fresh and clean, this book is for good times with the whole family that will never grow old. Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke? A: Are you sure? It’s gonna be cheesy! If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere." Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

Corny Thanksgiving Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Corny Thanksgiving Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Author: Linda Bozzo
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2013-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0766041204

"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Thanksgiving. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 126
Release: 2013-06-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 144124302X

Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Today is Valentine's Day!

Today is Valentine's Day!
Author: Econo-Clad Books
Publisher: Turtleback Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1994
Genre: Friendship
ISBN: 9780785737223

A child describes Valentine's Day at school and the special cards the children give and receive.

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 254
Release: 2017-09-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1684120071

Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Read Assure

Read Assure
Author: Everett Ofori
Publisher: CCB Publishing
Total Pages:
Release: 2010-08-15
Genre: Education
ISBN: 1926585844

"Read Assure" takes advantage of the best asset all children have in abundance: tremendous brain power hungry for challenges. Children as young as four have successfully mastered reading English through phonics using "Read Assure." The ability to read raises children's confidence and leads to a love of reading and the desire to devour ever more challenging material. Parents have recognized that starting their children on the road to mastering English gives young learners the necessary tools to become active and engaged players in an increasingly competitive world. "Read Assure" provides an entry point by which young learners can pick up any English book - from picture books to more challenging works - and read them with delight. Having tried and tested this volume on numerous children with great success, the author can say without hesitation that this may be just what your child needs to develop a lifelong love of and proficiency in the English language. About the Author: Everett Ofori, MBA is a Canadian instructor with more than 20 years of experience as a teacher of English as a Second Language. Currently residing in Japan, Everett has had the privilege of teaching the whole spectrum of learners, from children as young as four to seasoned business executives. The writing of "Read Assure" arose out of the simple observation that many of the methods by which children are taught to speak English miss the point, especially when these children do not have the benefit of regular daily interaction with native speakers. The results obtained from the use of this book have been nothing short of spectacular and it is hoped that parents and teachers who are determined to bequeath the gift of English mastery to young learners will find in this book just what they need.