101 Hockey Jokes
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| Author | : Kara Woodburn |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2012-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781443113335 |
Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!
| Author | : Stella Partheniou Grasso |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Canada |
| Total Pages | : 386 |
| Release | : 2017-04-25 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1443128864 |
What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
| Author | : Jaco Jacobs |
| Publisher | : Penguin Random House South Africa |
| Total Pages | : 21 |
| Release | : 2023-04-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0637001648 |
Giggle, groan and guffaw with Jaco Jacob’s new humorous series of 101 Jokes books, now available in English! Each book contains tons of jokes that will have you and your friends in stitches.
| Author | : Jovial Bob Stine |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Paperbacks |
| Total Pages | : 94 |
| Release | : 1988 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780590413992 |
A collection of jokes about friends, siblings, parents, music and school.
| Author | : Brian McFarlane |
| Publisher | : Dundurn |
| Total Pages | : 206 |
| Release | : 2019-11-02 |
| Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
| ISBN | : 145974568X |
101 fascinating stories about hockey that will enlighten and delight fans. Have you heard about the referee who was dragged back to the rink by an angry mob demanding he change the result? Or the playoff goal that was scored with half a puck? Or the fourteen-year-old who played in a professional game? In 101 Fascinating Hockey Facts, NHL elder-statesman Brian McFarlane tells these and 98 other tales from the rink. Hockey fans will love flipping through this collection, packed with trivia and did-you-knows, to test their knowledge and to find tidbits to share with their friends.
| Author | : Erin O'Connor |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Canada |
| Total Pages | : 97 |
| Release | : 2011-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1443107387 |
These 101 math jokes are hilarious -- you can count on it! Calling all math-letes and math geeks: Yes, the whole idea of math jokes might seem a little strange, but these are really two funny -- in fact they are prime. Go figure! Why did I, V, and X keep wandering off?Because they're roman numerals! What happened when 8 lay down?He felt infinitely better! How did King Arthur reward the brave circle?He dubbed him Sir Cumference. People think math is too serious. They need to lighten up and be a little odd!
| Author | : Stella Partheniou Grasso |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Canada |
| Total Pages | : 97 |
| Release | : 2011-09 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1443107719 |
These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!
| Author | : Amanda Panitch |
| Publisher | : Scholastic |
| Total Pages | : 150 |
| Release | : 2020-11-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0702307572 |
Ellie is sabotaging her own bat mitzvah. It seems extreme but it's the only option. Crowds and attention have always made her nervous, and lately they've been making it harder for Ellie to breathe. The celebration would mean: (1) a large crowd; (2) lots of staring; and (3) distant family listening to her sing in another language. No, thank you!
| Author | : Howard Hershkowitz |
| Publisher | : Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited |
| Total Pages | : 93 |
| Release | : 2004 |
| Genre | : Canadian wit and humor (English) |
| ISBN | : 9780439961080 |
101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!
| Author | : Theresa Julian |
| Publisher | : Macmillan + ORM |
| Total Pages | : 164 |
| Release | : 2019-10-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1250760569 |
A JOKE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY! Follow a cast of fictional funny experts into the Laugh Lab, a hilarious joke-building factory that teaches middle-grade readers how to create their own jokes, puns, silly one-liners, and more. Each chapter explores a different style of joke making, such as surprise, understatement, and exaggeration, and includes hundreds of hilarious examples. By the end of the book, readers will have a set of tools in their joke belt to make their friends and family actually LOL. The book includes more than 500 family-friendly jokes—plus zillions that you can create on your own!
