Ten Simple Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse

Ten Simple Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse
Author: Cari Z
Publisher:
Total Pages: 118
Release: 2016-01-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781626220331

Do you have what it takes to survive the apocalypse? Are you sure? Let Javi help Ten Simple Tips For Surviving The Apocalypse is a handy guide for anyone who wants to weather the end of the world's mayhem, misery, and mutants with flair. Javi Lipschitz, survivor extraordinaire and all-around lucky bastard, lays out his game plan for making it to safety when everything you own fits on a pink Huffy bicycle. From how to pick the perfect travel companions (badasses definitely preferred) to the necessity of personal hygiene-seriously, dude, it might be an apocalypse but that's no reason not to wash your briefs-you'll get detailed ideas, personal anecdotes and, most importantly, a sense of hope that not all is lost. Most is lost, maybe. But not all. "*Apocalypse Survival Assessment quiz included*"

The Zombie Survival Guide

The Zombie Survival Guide
Author: Max Brooks
Publisher: Del Rey
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2003-09-16
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1400049628

From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don’t need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

Ten Simple Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse

Ten Simple Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse
Author: Cari Z
Publisher: Rocky Ridge Books
Total Pages:
Release: 2019-10-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781626220713

Then the Purple Plague took out the world as he knew it, Javi had to survive long enough to reach the hills. With his motley collection of companions and an unlikely lover, he might achieve his goal, and has some advice for those who wish to live. Learn from his errors.

The Zombie Rule Book

The Zombie Rule Book
Author: Tony Newton
Publisher: John Hunt Publishing
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2014-01-31
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 178279333X

Rules and tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse. The following information may save your life. This book is designed to fit perfectly in your bug-out bag! If you are prepared for the zombie apocalypse you are prepared for anything! Throughout this book you will learn how to survive in the event of a zombie apocalypse and learn how to be a survivor! Use the following information to your advantage. Think like a survivor - when the zombie apocalypse descends upon us you will be a few steps ahead of the rest. Read, re-read, practice and apply, train hard and always think smart, you are a born survivor. This book of zombie survival rules will be a great asset to anyone preparing themselves for the zombie apocalypse. ,

The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers

The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers
Author: Jonathan McKee
Publisher:
Total Pages: 184
Release: 2013-08-15
Genre: Conduct of life
ISBN: 9780988741355

The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers isn't a normal book. It's not even a normal Zombie survival guide. It's a story of three teenagers enduring and surviving against the odds, adapting where many adults failed. Not many teenagers survived "The Havoc," probably because most didn't acclimate and learn like these three.So what's the secret to their survival?Good question. The answer lies in these pages, a journal written by a teenager named Chris.Each section includes some discussion questions to help you digest what you just read. These questions will point to the Bible here and there for some wisdom that has stood the test of time: wisdom for surviving your real world.

Only Dead on the Inside

Only Dead on the Inside
Author: James Breakwell
Publisher: BenBella Books
Total Pages: 200
Release: 2017-10-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 194464864X

It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay. There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us. Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs. This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it. If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best―and only―chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.

The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
Author: Bud Hanzel
Publisher: Creator's Edge Press
Total Pages: 154
Release: 2010-01-01
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 9780982769706

"This satirical self-help guide is a humorous look at the apocalyptic rise of the un-living, flesh eating hordes. With tongue firmly in cheek the guide takes a logical approach to defining zombies and laying out just what needs to be done to survive."--Amazon website.

The Knowledge

The Knowledge
Author: Lewis Dartnell
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 356
Release: 2014-04-03
Genre: Science
ISBN: 1448137381

If the world as we know it ended tomorrow, how would you survive? A nuclear war, viral pandemic or asteroid strike. The world as we know it has ended. You and the other survivors must start again. What knowledge would you need to start rebuilding civilisation from scratch? How do you grow food, generate power, prepare medicines, or get metal out of rocks? Could you avert another Dark Ages, or take shortcuts to accelerate redevelopment? Living in the modern world, we have become disconnected from the basic processes and key fundamentals of science that sustain our lives. Ingenious and groundbreaking, The Knowledge explains everything you need to know about everything, revolutionising your understanding of the world. ‘A glorious compendium of the knowledge we have lost in the living...the most inspiring book I’ve read in a long time’ Independent ‘A terrifically engrossing history of science and technology’ Guardian http://the-knowledge.org/