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Author | : Alex Brian |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2015-05-23 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781512351491 |
Zombies And Zombie Lovers! Put your hands together for the "Zombie of all Zombies" -- FartiniIn this book you'll meet Fartini who has great powers that no other zombie has. Read this book now to discover the misadventures of the farting zombie. Don't forget to have fun as you and your friends laugh out loud at the hilariously misadventures of Fartini
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 60 |
Release | : 2013-12-13 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1624544983 |
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
Author | : Holly Michele |
Publisher | : Zombies for Kids |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2023-08-25 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781958761342 |
Ever wonder what happens when a zombie farts? Zombie farts are stinky, like most farts, but they come from deep within their belly and they are very, very smelly. Two children find out just how stinky and smelly zombie farts can be when they run into a zombie that likes to toot - a lot!
Author | : Kevin Bolger |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2009-11-25 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1101184582 |
Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 30 |
Release | : 2013-08-24 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1624544827 |
Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
Author | : Darrin Mason |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 36 |
Release | : 2015-11-20 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781519447340 |
I WOULD SMELL 500 FARTS, AND I WOULD SMELL 500 MORE ... This grossly hilarious and wonderfully illustrated cartoon book by award-winning and professionally-published cartoonist Darrin Mason is perfect for all ages and reading levels. It tells the story of a fart pushed out by Zac the Zombie. Its a smelly killer that makes its way out to the garden where it comes across a 500 pound fairy. The resulting hilarity is hilarious beyond anyone's wildest imagination and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the enormous power of a fart born of several cans of baked beans. Cartoon picture books as they should be.
Author | : Kevin Bolger |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 238 |
Release | : 2011-08-09 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 110154743X |
Stanley Nudelman turns the boring town of Dementedyville on its head when he buys a mysterious toy at his neighbor's yard sale. Sure, Zombiekins looks cuddly and creepy-cute - but expose him to moonlight, and strange things happen. When Stanley brings Zombiekins to school, he unleashes the worst zombie plague in fourth-grade history! Can Stanley find the courage to save the day before his teachers notice the class is full of zombies? Or will he soon join the ranks of the snuggily UNDEAD?
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 27 |
Release | : 2020-01-24 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1393361803 |
Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2014-11-22 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1311313613 |
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Dismembered is the third episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 24 |
Release | : 2016-04-24 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 153375828X |
When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!